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P.J. Smith

@PatrickJSmith5

I'm that guy you recognize from high school or your old job and then I let you know that I am not and I just look like him.

Fortress of Solitude, WV Katılım Haziran 2013
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Sassafrass84
Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
I'm never deleting X. 🤣🤣🤣
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Mr. Star Spangled MAGA
Mr. Star Spangled MAGA@4thOfJuly365·
She wins the internet today 🤣🤣🤣
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Gina Milan
Gina Milan@ginamilan_·
We can put a missile through the window of an Iranian general’s bedroom, yet we can’t manage to prove Ilhan Omar married her own brother for immigration fraud.
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Sarah Sizzle
Sarah Sizzle@sizzle_sarah·
One of the worst mayors ever 👇🏻
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
Brandon Johnson is an incompetently EVIL dipsht democrat who belongs in prison.
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Dai 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧
Elvis Presley reportedly considered converting to Islam before he died - and even chose a Muslim name: Ahmal Shooq-Up.
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The K Foods
The K Foods@TheKFoods·
A grand slam for dessert 🙌 Try the new Tiramisu Helmet this spring at Rivals Sports Bar!
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 WOW! Angry American calls into C-SPAN and UNLOADS "Chuck Schumer is the one who shut this government down 3 TIMES NOW!" "When Chuck doesn't get HIS way, it shuts down. It's not Trump. It's Chuck and the Dems. It's TERRIBLE they do this!" Traitors.
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Dom DiTommaso
Dom DiTommaso@DomDiTommaso·
Livvy Dunne needs to throw out a first pitch at PNC Park this season.
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WeRateDogs
WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
This is Stan. He is the guardian of the stairs. It's his first day and he's a little nervous. Really hoping you don't try to pass. 12/10
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SPIT CUP WVU ⚾️
SPIT CUP WVU ⚾️@cup_spit·
“I am the Mothman… I have come to warn you.”
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Khan Noonien Singh
Khan Noonien Singh@wtfcetialpha5·
They tried to use the Star Trek franchise to call us racists and bigots, then started crying when they got canceled. Forgive me if I do not give a shit about them or their feelings. Cry more. Adios, gay woke Trek.
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Ian Miller
Ian Miller@ianmSC·
Vince Vaughn absolutely hits the nail on the head here with the problems in late night TV. Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, etc., are “evangelicals” for left wing politics and don’t even attempt to be clever or comedic, it’s just endless sermons
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C3
C3@C_3C_3·
Want your blood to boil? The Jack Smith Investigation cost taxpayers over $35 million. $35,000,000 All based on a scam. Targeting Republicans. With 65% of that $35 million paying their salaries. Jack and his team got rich for treason. Lock him up!
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