Patrick V. Hines

@mtgreenee Courageous of you to publicly agree that human-caused climate change causes hurricanes.

Yes they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.

@michaelharriot Shears for Tears

A barbershop… But all the barbers are licensed therapists.

@mattcjordan All the glasses are full.

I’m now treating all pro-GOP speech as seditious

@ALPublicHealth Today's chart shows +3000 cases in Alabama. Is that a backlog?

Case characteristics on Alabama's #COVID19 cases as of 11:30 a.m. November 12 are available on our website at go.usa.gov/xwttS. Download today's 2-page document: go.usa.gov/x7QNc.

@mattcjordan @abalashov Tru. But they need your vote to keep it from getting worse.

"The fires, smoke, and heat are no longer a fluke, but our future. The time has come for us to flee." theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

@freestylecoder This’ll be funny in 6 hours. Or now. Or 6 hours ago.

Dear Datetime.UtcNow, Why must you make testing so impossible? Signed, Every Programmer Ever

People keep asking “why”? He says what his base wants to hear, what makes Dems mad, and what makes him money. That’s it. That’s why.

@ALPublicHealth How many other labs have positive tests that aren’t being reported?

We recently onboarded a new laboratory. When new laboratories are onboarded with ADPH, we sometimes will receive a backlog of results, both positive and negative. The increase in Confirmed Cases on the Dashboard today, August 29, reflect 1,297 positive cases from one backlog.

@torchdragon Last time I looked at this they wanted a signed driver, and verisign wanted about $700. If that’s still the case, I might just open source it with instructions.

@PatrickVHines No rush. Its for personal gaming, not for business. And I understand there may be costs associated with this. I'm willing to provide some compensation in whatever form that may take.

@PatrickVHines This is totally random, but about a decade ago you released a driver for the ErgoDex DX-1. Everything has been great until today when I updated Windows 10 to 2004. Do you have any time to be a hero?

@torchdragon But I did find my DX1, so there’s that.

@PatrickVHines Thanks man. I figure I'm the last person on the planet using it.

Well this fills me with confidence. So glad we're not using this data to send our kids back to school TOMORROW.

Someone made the Huntsville, AL courthouse monument historically accurate.

I was kicked off my Delta flight for not wearing a mask and I have some things to say!!

Abusers are often abuse survivors. I don’t hate Herman Cain. I hate the abuse he received and passed on, the misinformation used by Trump to divide a nation, weaponizing a pandemic.