Patrick Alcala

Who’s going to drink their eggnog out of the custom SALTBURN bathtub-shaped cup?

@choochoobear @OMFProductions there is so many things that go into education that is just horrible to navigate.

@OMFProductions Part of parenting.

Update on this. I was never called, as was promised. Just called the school, principal is in a meeting. So this is fun.

@choochoobear I really enjoy your take on popeye

Anyway, trans rights are human rights. And fuck off if you have an issue with it.

For about twenty years I've kept a general "don't call out other webcartoonists" rule. I've always gotten along with Tim, although we haven't spoken in well over a decade. Holy shit, this is a bad fuckin' take.

@DRRiedeck @houstonisdwatch they need to strike

@houstonisdwatch If I got an email like that with that tone… and those unrealistic expectations. I would quit on the spot. Anyone with self respect would never put up with that. They need workers more than workers need them. All it would take is a few to quit and HISD would be humbled real quick

@Hall_AISD @NickersonCierra @APLuevanos @XMRaldine @KatyRoede @HSA_Counselor @AldineCTE way to go

Aaaaaand just like that! Another one of our seniors has earned a certification!!! We are Knight-Proud of Elyssa!!! Our students are on track to triple the amount of certifications earned from last year!!! #BuildingforSuccess

@fiveironfrenzy Mxpx

Who do you think we're talking about?

@PhilosophyTube As satisfying as it would be for me too ve vindicated, I prefer the 2 degree without that, because enough people have suffered the consequences of their actions

@sophie_frm_mars @juliette_necro pinko is adorable

@Sector_6_ @RileyGryc sod off ya knob

@RileyGryc Actually it's people with some respect and class vs people with none. People can think what they want about the monarchy but it literally costs nothing to be respectful at the time of someone's passing.

@hungrybowtie go garrison!!

@doctorow @TheDemocrats h I

My fellow Americans…if I may? I've only been a citizen for 5 weeks, but I have identified a key weakness in @TheDemocrats' election strategy, and I want to bring it up because it would be great if the forced birth/martial law/incarceration party didn't win the next election. 1/

Im raising funds for Patchwork Proofs. If you believe in my work and can donate it would be appreciated. And more so if you are able to donate more. gofund.me/57e86a6e

@SteveHofstetter Porque no los dos?

@magpiekilljoy Is very upsetting stuff honestly. But necessary

@doctorow I like it

I want to retile the floors in our house in safety orange (UK: 'Dyno-Rod Orange') and my wife says no one on earth will agree with me. Prove her wrong!

@xychelsea We don't

how tf do people relax

@hungrybowtie I am so sorry Garrison. I've lost pets and know how profoundly devastating their loss can be. I hope you are taking time for yourself and allowing you to process

Some of Chairman Meow’s greatest hits:

My beloved cat Chairman Meow died suddenly this morning. I got them to help with ptsd after summer 2020. Chairman Meow was the most affectionate cat I’ve ever know, and caused immense destruction to my landlord’s property.

Hall Success Academy Grads. I am proud of all they were able to accomplish.