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The Lasso Theorist

@Patrick_Reeeeed

Huge Ted Lasso fan and consider myself a sarcasm savant. I’ve written a book or two, you’ll never see them.

Katılım Ekim 2020
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸@ImMeme0·
Meet Nyisha DuVal-Brown, who wished a painful death on Tulsi Gabbard’s husband, who is currently battling cancer, as well as on Tulsi herself. According to her LinkedIn, she is a paralegal at the San Francisco Public Defender’s Office. You know what to do!
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸@ImMeme0

PURE EVIL: Unhinged leftist, after learning that Tulsi Gabbard’s husband is battling cancer, wished him a painful death and said they hope Tulsi “follows him right after.”

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Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸
Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸@JustJenRX·
A White liberal BLM activist gets BRUTALLY m*rdered by the very same people she was a diehard activist for. How tragic that her own White guilt & s*icidal empathy was the catalyst of her demise.
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DogeDesigner
DogeDesigner@cb_doge·
An 18-year-old kid gets stabbed in the street. He’s running for his life, begging for help, and instead of saving him, the police handcuff him while he bleeds out because the attacker claimed “racism.” They let him choke on his own blood. No urgency. No humanity. Just cold, ideological policing. Months later? Still no names. Still no suspensions. Still no accountability. Meanwhile, the same UK police have arrested over 12,000 people for social media posts. They move at lightning speed to jail citizens for tweets and online comments, yet they can’t even name or discipline the officers who allegedly let a stabbing victim die in handcuffs on the street. This is the definition of two-tier policing: aggressive against ordinary people speaking online, but protective when it comes to their own failures and protecting the narrative. The British people deserve real justice, not another cover-up. Justice for Henry Nowak.
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JD Bunkis
JD Bunkis@JDBunkis·
Biggest fluke in sports history. Congrats to the Americans. Never beat Sid when it counted and needed a 3-on-3 bounce
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BigDoge
BigDoge@BossinMan27·
@GIPublicSchools How about you teach your kids to read and write and be proficient in math rather than riot you pieces of shit.
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Jkm
Jkm@Jkm1767724·
@GIPublicSchools ☠️💩💥🤡 Sued into oblivion x.com/kimkatieusa/st…
Kim "Katie" USA@KimKatieUSA

Grand Island, NE: @GIPublicSchools allows students to riot, hurl objects at passing cars while a teacher just watches like it's recess. Driver stops after getting hit, confronts the thrower gets mobbed and assaulted by the pack. Sue the district for millions and crush this Marxist youth brigade before it spreads. @GIPoliceDept your department should be ashamed of themselves allowing students out of school to riot and assault working adults. Full story According to Grand Island Police Department officials, around the time West Lawn Elementary School dismissed students, a small group from Grand Island Senior High gathered on College Street directly across from the school. GIPD Division Chief Dean Elliott reported that while parents were collecting their children, a 54-year-old man driving past expressed support for ICE enforcement. Elliott stated that one of the students apparently threw an object at the man's vehicle. The driver then stopped, exited his car, pursued the student who threw the item, and assaulted him. Several other students in the group subsequently attacked the 54-year-old man. Authorities arrested the man on charges including child abuse, while a juvenile was cited for assault. A teacher from West Lawn Elementary reportedly stepped in to help break up the altercation before the protest march continued. GIPS said around school dismissal time, a small group students made their way to an area on College Street across from West Lawn Elementary. GIPD Division Chief Dean Elliott said as parents were picking up students, a 54-year-old man drove by and voiced a pro-ICE opinion. Elliott said it appears that an object was thrown by one of the students in the group toward the man in his vehicle. Elliott said the man stopped his vehicle and got out and chased the student who had thrown the item and ended up assaulting the student. Elliott added that several other students then assaulted the 54-year-old man. Police arrested the man and cited the juvenile for assault.

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The1stImmortal
The1stImmortal@The1stImmortal·
@MrPitbull07 The AI did a really bad job on the smaller text on the "receipt" here.
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Frances Staudt
Frances Staudt@Frances_Staudt·
@GovBobFerguson How dare you use this day meant to celebrate girls and women’s sports when I have been asking you for a meeting for almost a year now. I have wanted to discuss my feelings as a 16 year old girl, who will not accept having boys play in my sports, and be present in my bathrooms and locker rooms. At this point, I have no other option than to believe that the governor of Washington state is gaslighting, and making a mockery out young girls such as myself, who are standing up to protect ourselves, fairness in sports, and our safety in private spaces. I wish your daughter all the best in her softball career. However, I feel very sorry for her that she doesn’t know what it feels like to have a dad that would protect her if what happened to me, happened to her. Seeing this post only makes me believe that what I’ve said by calling you gutless is more true today than ever. By the way… I still invite you to come sit with me face to face. Either way, you have not fooled the American people, or the voters of Washington state. They will show up in November, putting your woke gender ideology in its place once and for all, and beat you at your own game. Invitation stands... Ball is in your court. -Frances Staudt
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Mike Lee
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee·
USADF should have been defunded last night And would have been had Senate Republicans held the line USADF must still be defunded because—as the entity’s acting chairman and CEO has explained—it’s irredeemably corrupt
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Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck@glennbeck·
This is crazy! Listen to @BasedMikeLee’s speech to the senate last night. THE HEAD OF THE AGENCY ASKED THEM TO NOT FUND IT AS IT WAS CORRUPT. And yet the GOP voted to keep it funded.
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee

USADF should have been defunded last night And would have been had Senate Republicans held the line USADF must still be defunded because—as the entity’s acting chairman and CEO has explained—it’s irredeemably corrupt

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The Lasso Theorist@Patrick_Reeeeed·
@thejackhopkins @adrianpink Then you would have a bunch of Americans not watching the Olympics, and a bunch of companies not buying ad time. Let me know how that works out for you idiot
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Jack Hopkins
Jack Hopkins@thejackhopkins·
My preferred decision would be that Italy bans the United States from participating. The message that would send is desperately needed.
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DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸@1Nicdar·
STOP SWEEPING THIS UNDER THE RUG. Keep posting this until Ilhan Omar is actually held accountable. I will post a million times if I have to. Ilhan Omar married her full-blooded brother to skirt U.S. immigration laws and bring him into the country. This is a documented allegation with YEARS of unanswered questions. Why couldn’t he come legally on his own? Why has NO ONE demanded a real investigation? The silence IS the cover-up. 🤫
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
Meet Ayaan Aydid, the spouse of Abdi Daisane. Daisane is a Somali running for Minnesota State House as a Democrat. Ayaan entered our country illegally during the Biden admin. Here she is boasting about it and describing her journey. She needs to be arrested. @DHSgov @ICEgov
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Mamdani Watch
Mamdani Watch@MamdaniWatch·
As Zohran Mamdani has taken office, this account will document EVERY aspect of his administration. I need YOUR help to spread awareness and hold him accountable. Like, follow and retweet to help!
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