Patrick Cuddy

March 22, 1996: Jason Cipolla & John Wallace rip Georgia’s hearts out in the Sweet 16 en route to Syracuse Final Four.

If I say what I want to say, I’ll get my account suspended, again.

@OhioTate Completely legal

Am I crazy here? This is how Knockout has been played since Dr. James Naismith invented the game in 1891. Is this an electable offense? It would’ve gone in the hoop if Doitche’s ball wasn’t there!

Still can’t believe we got Doitche

My life is so dumb, all I do is stack l’s.

@RambleNow You’re actually right. Being miserable isn’t worth it. We need to enjoy this time I actually needed this. w’s admin

Just a note for the new cats on Twitter, creating friendships and showing love to others takes you way farther in this space than the alternative Everybody can eat, let’s enjoy the Madness before the dog days of summer - Admin

@OhioTate Deleting tweets is sad.

The first step to convincing everyone you’re a College Basketball Expert is to delete your tweet after the team you call “not that good” goes on a 39-16 run.

@MichaelLWealth @stoolpresidente Not sure if you know this, but Jay Wright isn’t currently the coach.

That Villanova collapse may be a fire the coach type collapse.

@danabeers @KaticMichael Thank you, Mike and Dana. I’ll be drinking many beers this weekend, as well.

This is why me and @KaticMichael are here to save the industry. This is disturbing stuff #BringBackBeers

@tschutt91 @gavinmchughh You can’t. They are only in Vegas, right now. I bet they’ll be there for next year’s ncaa tournament, though.

@gavinmchughh Someone tell me where I can find these on draftkings

We just hit the greatest bet of all time first time ever in sports betting history

@SLagarret96662 @AndersPicks @ryanhammer09 Yeah, worst play ever, as long as you don’t count the second half or overtime

@AndersPicks @ryanhammer09 Vcu easily one of the worst plays ever

I keep seeing guys like @ryanhammer09 getting chirped for getting a pick(s) wrong in their bracket I think my girlfriend has had a better bracket than me for 4 straight years now The chaos in the Tourney is what makes it so great. No one knows shit, pick who YOU think will win

@stoolgambling @barstoolsports @Return_Of_RB @BarstoolBigCat You can actually see Rico’s meds stop working in this clip

GOTCHA CULTURE AT ITS FINEST @return_of_rb received packages from his three white whale schools - Michigan - Cal Baptist - Utah State It has just come to light that @barstoolbigcat sent the jumpsuits along with fake notes from the coaches...

@TheDegenWeekly Start the DubClub. lol

THE COLD STREAK IS OVER! 6-0 in Dayton 1-6 in Kentucky Save money on your Marketing degree and let me teach you something: “7-6 in my L13 🤑”

@Blutman27 Yeah, his biggest priority right now has to be to keep an eye on the beers

Doitche won’t enter the kids cave because he’s afraid his beers will fall off his beer bracket if he’s not watching

@BoomersBetz Yeah, having to go to work during gambling hours is horrible. She’s right.

Gig is up

@GfedGoCrazy Crazy move. You gotta watch live

I want to watch every March madness game, don’t want to watch commercials Recorded every game, no ads, no halftime, moving onto next game when it’s over Should be ~40 hours of TV, think I can knock it out in 12 Game 1: OSU - TCU. start time 4:15pm

@michaelpng1580 @nickysmokess @kingkrabbyp Seems like it has to be. Might have told her what he was doing before he sent it, though

@nickysmokess Bro if this is to @kingkrabbyp….. trenches

Throwing full court heaves this morning #ThisIsMarch

@donnyro20 @JonRothstein You tell them you’ll be in a medically induced coma until April 7th

@JonRothstein Jon I have a baptism on Sunday, I’m the Godfather. What do I tell the family?

PSA: If anyone invites you to a wedding, Bar/Bat Mitzvah, or Engagement Party between now and April 7th, you don’t need those people in your life. Just. Say. NO!

@BookitWithTrent We’ve reached the point where Trent is putting a disclaimer on his bets. Probably smart

MARCH MADNESS FIRST 4 MORTAL MEGAS: Howard ML -120 (3u) NC State -120 (3u) Been watching these teams all year, this is an easy 2-0 card. Good luck if you’re fading. (I am without a doubt the worst march madness gambler you’ll see on here)

@MeekPhill_ Knowing Mintzy, it’s hitting

Tried to get Mintzy’s pick for King of the Court tonight. Don’t think I see a line listed