🖖🏾❤️🖖🏼Wants an elephant!🐘❤️🦒

@PattiHarada Michiko, taken with my iPhone 7 plus through the windshield of my car on a storm-cloudy day.

@xoxfbjunkiexox Mary, you and I... 41 years for me. Judging by your fabulous picture, you musta gotten sober in utero.

My son called from treatment! He went there from detox. He's going straight from there into another treatment center. The he's gonna try get into sober living. Sounds like a good plan and I like how he's piling it all up (getting stabilized) together.

@neiltyson I’m staying out of YOUR kitchen, sir!

Not that anybody asked but if, in fact, anti-pasta were the antimatter counterpart to pasta, then a serving bowl of each, when mixed, would generate a 20-Megaton nuclear blast.

@QuiteFunnyGuy I thought I recognized that pup! How on earth did he get that problem? How did you know he had it? Will he continue to have butt problems? P.S. are you writing?

Some people think full-time writers never get anything done before midday ➡️ They're wrong I shampooed & blow dried my dog's rear end this morning after a canine sphincter malfunction Not sure I'll find a place for the incident in one of my novels... But you never know! 🐕😳

@BadAstronomer @AstroKatie @drskyskull Phil improves my literacy once again. Poe’s Law got me. GREAT term. For you like me who dunno, here’s a link for ya’ urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

@BadAstronomer Well, the 21st Century version of gross neglect and misinterpretation is the Constitution. Just sayin’!

@_SJPeace_ Really, guys, this is a gentle man. I could be way wrong here, but I suspect his genitals were evaluating her. That’s biological. Waist to hip ratio is an indicator of fertility, and that intrinsic drive colors all we see.

Y'all IM CRYING 💔 2020 is so ugly 😭😭😭😭

@AriMelber Trump’s silence is terrifying combined with the people he’s firing. He’s about to do something to cripple our country. Watch out for Russia!

Poor planning

@paulapoundstone Only you would think of that!

Trump will probably make his Concession Speech during Joe Biden's Inaugural Address.

@janeymack18 Janey yesterday I celebrated 41 years of sobriety by trippin’ over a rock pile and shattering my left hip, which Was replaced. 6 years ago. So I’m in hospital celebrating. Happy 5 years! Welcome to the old timers’ bench. Have you, Shepherd Janey, seen this?

Openness with your complete being Compassion toward the other Understanding and working to understand the other Affection - holding a full heart toward the other Attention - your full attention - toward the other Acknowledgment, Recognition and Appreciation of the other

one of the variables in your and his voice; in mine. Love matters. I’m taking liberties. Here is my definition of love. Love is not just a feeling, it’s an open-hearted action. Some of those actions are: Interest in another Kindness toward another

@WillieGeist I love you so much. You words today are mine forever. My insides are like yours. Your gift with language is my envy and deep appreciation. Joe Biden’s path to healing is mine. I know what he knows...what you know, too! I hear it in

@EdanClay I love you, Edan!

Let's simplify this... vote for the guy you'd trust to watch your dog for a week.

@NiamhFitz Does anybody not?

Does anybody else say hello to their pets when they walk into the room?

@dukewindsor388 Heh heh. Every member of my family is a Trump lover. My Thanksgiving is likely to be a bid damned blast! Though, I do try not to gloat...

@janeymack18 Precious Jane! We have children so we won’t kill ourselves. We love them, and it is often the only love we get to feel. But it IS love, and WE FEEL THAT LOVE. So love on ‘em. It’ll keep you here for us

@Lawrence Heads up, my friend. @BandyXLee1 is still at it. Stay tuned. If I know when, you’ll know! With love and deep admiration, Patti PS: and this time she’ll reach people who don’t read!

@WanderingCasey @WDCreports @EricTrump @realDonaldTrump Oh, no... don’t walk away. Vote more betterer. Anyone “awe inspiring” like Trump requires INVESTIGATION or more nicely said, investigation.

@WDCreports @EricTrump @realDonaldTrump Um.. like us "essential workers" who've worked no stop and at risk but had to to survive.. this is for a presidency. Im walking away and never voting again.

So Biden refuses to debate @realDonaldTrump face to face but will appear in person for a town hall. What a coward.