Patrick

@9mmsmg I’m surprised he made it to spawn

The therapy bills are going to be astronomical.

@Merrydawg Everyone would be

If Twitter shut down, would you be happy?

@IcyVert Slide should’ve been earlier, QB was just trying to squeeze out an extra yard and paid for it

wanna see an athlete get CTE in real time?

@MattWallace888 They aren’t this pretty

What do you notice about the average American girl?

@therealmrbench I tip everywhere, even for mid/minimal service

Do you tip for Carry Out?

@iamnot_elon Yes

@realMaalouf Mongrels is too nice of a name for them

Whenever you see a Muslim advocating for Sharia law in the West, remember, this is what they support:

@brint Literally the perfect response

what the fuck

@2224vyrsnm @OvertonBrawling @whatever And a cool parking space!

@OvertonBrawling @whatever Actually I think disfigurements give an extra point bc they come with a disability check.

His mic was NOT muted...

@helena_hooley @OvertonBrawling @whatever I’d rather fuck this guy’s definitely of 1s over a fat bitch

@OvertonBrawling @whatever I’d much rather date someone who has physical scars from an accident over someone who constantly gorges themselves with disgusting food and chemicals without a care for their own body.

@whatever I give her a realistic 2, because 1s are the one with serious burn damage or disfiguration.

@realimjustkey It looks pretty, but the gameplay loop is just boring after a while

I just don’t understand how people can say turnbased RPGs are boring

@rawsalerts @vicentearenastv Why not just send in the Feds and clear them out by force? Don’t we pay taxes for that kinda service?

🚨#BREAKING: An armed gang of illegal immigrants from Venezuela has reportedly taken full control of an apartment complex and parts of the town of Aurora
 📌#Aurora | #Colorado New footage by @vicentearenastv reveals an armed gang at a complex in Aurora, Colorado. Aurora officials have been investigating the Tren de Aragua gang, a Venezuelan group involved in human smuggling, violence, money laundering, and drug trafficking across the U.S., including at the Nome Street apartment complex in Aurora. While local reports claim the complex is shutting down due to ‘code violations,’ many believe this is just a cover for a larger issue. ‘We’re not buying it. We believe there are code violations, but this all started with a gang takeover,’ said Aurora City Councilwoman Danielle Jurinsky. Crime at the complex has surged, with incidents spiraling out of control. A huge pile of trash has accumulated at the apartment complex, which was also the scene of a violent shooting over the weekend. Residents report that a large number of migrants moved in 6 or 7 months ago, and management has since refused to improve living conditions.

Darkness or Aqua?

@midtowncowboys They could’ve made it part of the character and it would’ve been all the funnier for it!

Just found out Weird Al rejected being in hazbin hotel because he didn’t want to swear, god bless Catholicism

@TorolfRurikssun @kcincina @Michaelnthelion @donhesseltine @AmiriKing Cop was trying to warn the children that there was a pack of dogs on the loose. If he didn’t at least try to tell them to secure the dog, they could’ve very easily been mauled, especially if the pack saw the dog in the yard with the kids.

@kcincina @PattyWhacker76 @Michaelnthelion @donhesseltine @AmiriKing Hey, you won't get an argument from me that the cop wasn't an arrogant douchebag for just waltzing up on the property, seeing a lose dog and not yelling for someone to secure it before he tried to speak to the family. Cop's a dbag, but the shoot was justified due to the owner.

Officer shoots and kills dog. Good shoot or bad shoot?

@kcincina @TorolfRurikssun @Michaelnthelion @donhesseltine @AmiriKing Just admit your ignorance of dog behavior and move on. Owning one dog of the same breed does not make you an expert (neither am I, but I clearly know a hell of a lot more than you). FYI, I worked at a dog daycare and had to break up many dog fights, including some with GSDs.

@ShitpostGate You cock sucker

@batshit_auspol Fucking idiots don’t know I love big signs

If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again