Patzubby
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Patzubby
@Patzubby1
A business man // A plumbing Engineer.
Nigeria Katılım Ocak 2019
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@jon_d_doe Agba's English is impeccable. *louts is intentional. Not touts. This is second time he has used it.
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There is no other state in Nigeria where louts and poorly educated people dictate who should be who, when it comes to political positions.
And Lagos state has the most educated Nigerians and is the economic hub of the country.
That's part of Tinubu's legacy.
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@jon_d_doe Legendary Agba jon Doe I can recall many your Twist that turns controversial back in 2021
People wan nail you to the cross 🤣😂
But time has really proved them wrong, and like you alwys say, time is your greatest weapon. Indid you have come a long way, God dey with you.
Jisike👍
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But I give God all the glory though.
6 years on this toxic app, despite how controversial I am:
No scandals.
No cancelations.
No suspension.
No fraudulent accusations.
I still remain one of the most respected influencers.
Let God be praised 🙏.
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@jon_d_doe Una go think say na play
Agba go screenshot all of them in his memory and start giving them quote or reply when nessary, Agba has eagles eyes and very strong memory, he monitors affairs of this page and run this community very well, nothing escapes his eyes and memory
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If you're a follower, and I have never replied to your comments or quoted you before, please indicate in the comments 👇
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Na because you dey support Tinubu 😂.
🤍I’m Sanwo_Fatimah@ummuh_Zahra
@jon_d_doe Naso you no wish me happy birthday 🌚
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There’s an active Ebola outbreak (Bundibugyo strain) in the Democratic Republic of Congo and Uganda right now. Nigeria is currently on high alert.
It is important to note that this is a different strain from the previous Zaire Ebola, so existing vaccines and treatments may not be as effective.
Key things to know
- Early symptoms mimic malaria like sudden high fever, headache, weakness, muscle pain, vomiting, diarrhoea.
- It spreads through direct contact with bodily fluids (blood, sweat, vomit, saliva, etc.), not airborne.
- High-risk activities: handling bushmeat, contact with bats/monkeys, or caring for sick people without protection.
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@jon_d_doe When Sir Alex was doing his magics
You can never win man you unless the final whistle
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27 years ago.
That evening was explosive😂.
This club has never been the same since Ferguson left them 13 years ago.
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So you fine like this.
Oya come and join the others.
Happy birthday to you and may God bless you ♥️
Ella@Ellasstyl
+1 today 🎂✨ No long speech, just gratitude. Thank you, God, for another year. May this new chapter bring peace, favor, good health, and breakthroughs for me.
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Dear Amadioha, you know the zip of @jon_d_doe’s trousers? Please let it catch a little flesh when he is zipping up. Thank you Sir.
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe
Arsenal trying to win champions league. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@jon_d_doe That woman knows that Solomon will give her everything but he can't love her Genuinely like her man does and she will not be getting that genuine love and Attention when she finally say yes to Solomon cos Solomon is powerful and will eventually get another wife next market day
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Aren't the Shunammite woman and the Shulamite woman the same?
They were from the same Shunem.
Well, it remains opened for debate.
But this love story na wash.
Women don't love men.
Sunny Elem@ElemSunny
Can true love still be found today? I mean the kind of love the Shulamite girl had in the Song of Solomon. Ladies, be honest 😄 If you were the Shulamite girl today, would you turn down Elon Musk for the guy you genuinely love? Think about it. The Shulamite wasn’t choosing between two broke men. She was being pursued by Solomon himself. The richest man on earth. The most powerful king of his time. A man who could give her wealth, status, influence, luxury, servants, palaces, and a life most people could only dream about in ten lifetimes. Yet her heart belonged to a simple shepherd boy, who was grinding it out in the field every day. Not a king. Not a celebrity. Not a billionaire. Just the man she loved. That story fascinates me because it asks a question many people avoid: Can love still beat wealth when wealth arrives wearing a crown? 🤔 Most people say money doesn’t matter. Then Solomon shows up 😭 The Song of Solomon quietly reminds us that while money can buy comfort, attention, gifts, influence, and opportunities… it cannot force genuine affection. The Shulamite chose the man who had her heart, not the man who had the world. Maybe that’s why people still read that story thousands of years later. Real love is rare. But when it is real, even a throne may not be enough to compete with it. Ladies, let’s be honest tonight… Would Solomon have won? 😭
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@Patzubby1 @jon_d_doe I clearly said wedding anniversary means marriage, so which one is anniversary before marriage ?
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If heaven exists, many of our religious leaders will not enter it.
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@jon_d_doe This is Nigeria nah
Everything is possible here
Corruption na water
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I want to genuinely ask.
Is it really true that some influencers or some persons are given stipends to defend this APC government?
I have been reading about it, but does anymore have evidences?
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@jon_d_doee I just saw your comment on a post and I must say you are very stupid to think I don’t have uber money. Is it your mother or father that paid for my uber that night? You better shut that gutter you call mouth next time if you don’t know what happened/ old fool
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We dey use sex settle our matter, my wife does not weaponise sex against me.
HashSpartan@HashSpartan
@jon_d_doee Mr John I want to ask you a question, please your wife don ever use sex as punishment for you whenever you guys have misunderstanding ? I told someone it’s not a normal thing to do but they insist and I needed to be sure from you..
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@jon_d_doee He who brought in an Ant Invested firewood invites lizards for a first in his house
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She's crying because she doesn't have money for Uber.
Long throat.
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE
"I went to a house party in Abuja, and it was something else. Just because I refused to do what they wanted, they sent me home." — Lady cr!es out as she claims she was sent home in the middle of the night from a house party in Abuja.
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@jon_d_doe Make Nigerian try am first.
It will almost be a blood bath killing for them
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The citizens can stage this kind of protests because they're almost certain that the government will not order the police to kill them.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Problems in Paris
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@jon_d_doee Same with if you are a man that do t have money
Women won't wet for you at all
Cos you be poor man pikin 😂😂😂
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@jon_d_doe Na man create heaven for his mind
Same thing with hell
Who done go confirm say e dey exist ?
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And I don't think that they believe heaven exists.
That's why they're behaving the way they do.
But keep deceiving people with it.
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe
If heaven exists, many of our religious leaders will not enter it. End.
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