Pandemic Paul

The Savannah Bananas have tarnished the ESPYs…..The ESPYs….

A movie so good they made a movie about making the movie and that movie looks good.

I’m so sorry but if you think your season depression is going to get better because it’s light until 5:30-6 pm instead of 4:30 for two months out of the year, but will instead be dark until almost 9 am you’re mistaken.

@SpencerDrees @CultureCrave So you agree, this isn’t a helpful decision for ALL Americans, and probably the LEAST important thing congress could be focused on, but again because it pleases a small percentage it’s worth the literally wrecking more than half a nations circadian rhythm permanently cool cool

@PaulAlexScott @CultureCrave I also wouldn’t call it “fortunate.” I made deliberate choices to build a life around the hours when I function best. Chose not to have kids for this too. Sleeping later isn’t something I need to be “saved” from, and early risers don’t get to define adulthood for everyone else.

House has voted to make daylight saving time permanent ☀️ • It next goes to the Senate • The U.S. would keep later sunsets year-round

@SpencerDrees @CultureCrave So fortunate people? Most people leave for work around 7am or earlier. Many gym or walk their dogs or drop their children off before that. But the bros who want to sleep in into adulthood must be saved from the minor inconvenience that serves an actual purpose!

@PaulAlexScott @CultureCrave Morning light is healthy, but there’s no medical rule that sunrise must happen before work or for early risers. If I wake at 8 or 8:30, I still get it. I’d rather have extra daylight after work and school, when people can actually use it.

@SpencerDrees @CultureCrave Your health needs the sun in the morning but okay… stupid people leading stupid people. Yay.

@PaulAlexScott @CultureCrave Sounds good to me! Mornings are 💩. The evenings are where it’s at.

People in LA hearing that salads are not safe to eat at the moment:

"31 states now have a cyclospora outbreak--" IT'S ALMOST AS IF THE GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS DOGE CUT TO TRACK THESE THINGS WERE PUT IN PLACE FOR A FUCKING REASON, YOU FUCKING MOLDY TATER TOTS.

@IsHungover As they should have. Tar was pretentious. EEAAO is a timeless masterpiece and a once in a lifetime experience

They tried to crucify me at my job in finance for saying this sucked and Tar was great

@UnderstanderArt This is the best film ever made what are you talking about

A much worse Best Picture winner than Anora or Coda.

@MaryJaneWAPson This is one of the best scenes.. yall must be playin

People were saying this was a masterpiece less than five years ago

Raven-Symoné is returning for "The Cheetah Girls: Next Gen," the fourth movie in the Disney franchise that will also bring back original cast members Adrienne Bailon, Sabrina Bryan, Lynn Whitfield and Lori Alter. The story picks up when Cheetah Girls Galleria (Symoné) and Chanel (Bailon), alongside Galleria's daughter Faith ("Percy Jackson" breakout Leah Jeffries) and her three friends (Carmen Sanchez, Kaileen Chang and Sophie Lennon), travel to Africa to volunteer at a wildlife sanctuary. Along the way, these four teen girls test their friendship, find their voice, and discover the true Cheetah spirit as they save the preserve and ultimately take the stage as the new Cheetah Girls. variety.com/2026/tv/news/c…

IT IS 91,000 DAMN DEGREES. I AM SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO MY AIR CONDITIONER. RIGHT NEXT TO IT. IT IS ON THE LOWEST TEMPERATURE ON THE HIGHEST DAMN SPEED 64° AND ITS ON TURBO WHAT THE FUCK DO I NEED TO PUT THIS BITCH ON - POWER RANGER?

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have donated $26 million to charities ahead of their wedding reportedly taking place this week. The recipients include 9 food banks, 7 educational programs, 3 children’s hospitals and an animal cruelty organisation.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have donated $26M to more than 20 charities this week ahead of their reported New York wedding. The recipients include: • City Harvest (New York City) • Food Bank for NYC • New York Cares • Los Angeles Regional Food Bank • Harvesters – The Community Food Network (Kansas City, MO) • The Store (Nashville, TN) • Helping Harvest (Reading, PA) • Rhode Island Community Food Bank • Feeding America (National) • ASPCA (National) • Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library (National) • Grammy in the Schools (National) • Education Through Music (New York, NY) • Answer the Call (New York, NY) • Musical Mentors (New York, NY) • After-School All-Stars (New York, NY) • After-School All-Stars (Cleveland, OH) • MSK Kids, the pediatric cancer program at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center (Children & Teen and Adolescents & Young Adult programs) • Hassenfeld Children’s Hospital at NYU Langone • Children’s Mercy Hospital (Kansas City, MO) variety.com/2026/music/new…

Day and Night Exploring and dancing through two distinctly different landscapes. Day being more open-eyed, organic and earthbound and Night being more escapist and even intense at times. September, 18 12:00AM ET. CarlyRaeJepsen.lnk.to/DayandNight

It’s a double album baby! You guessed it right. Day and Night arrives September 18th and I couldn’t be more proud. We kick things off this Friday w our first single On Wires. CarlyRaeJepsen.lnk.to/DayandNight

@JustinBGalloway I was bullied for being gay in kindergarten before I knew what that meant. If it can be used as a slur at five, we can probably teach kids the real meaning

I'm gay and even I'm questioning why a children's brand is doing Pride. This is just weird. No toddler watching Sesame Street knows what gay is.

Backrooms and Obsession must be bringing in a lot of people who don't usually go to theaters because half of my timeline is people discovering how bad theater etiquette is now.