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Requested my medical records from a doctors’ visit for insurance purposes. They came in today and the initial line said “GENERAL: Tall, thin, pleasant male with good interaction and good eye contact.” It’s like damn girl calm down.

@DabblingAngler @Wendys Steve didn't follow directions. Wendy's clearly asked for a DM. Now that store is publicly shamed.

Hey @Wendys could you help my favorite location get their drive thru fixed up? This is embarrassing. Those potholes have been there for nearly two years.

@Wendys @DabblingAngler Wendys is gonna cap that franchise owner

@DabblingAngler Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Can you DM us with the restaurant location? We will forward this to the proper team to be addressed.

@redpillb0t "no it couldn't have been none!"

George Bush was penetrated by 100 men!

@DanClarkSports The internet is a cold, swift killer

This compilation of Dianna Russini speaking negatively about her husband, their marriage, etc. is so disrespectful. I cannot stand her and find her absolutely toxic. I'm so glad she's been exposed.

@iluminatibot Huckabee definitely getting that Zionist $

US Ambassador Mike Huckabee demands that Christians understand they have a moral debt owed to the Jewish people. Huckabee says he can’t understand why so many Christians choose not to support Israel.

@ChuckFBass I remember Michael Bennett had at least one good season with Minnesota

RBs taken at the end of the 1st round last 30 years Jadarian Price Clyde Edwards-Helaire Rashaad Penny Sony Michel Doug Martin David Wilson Jahvid Best Donald Brown Beanie Wells Joseph Addai Chris Perry Kevin Jones Michael Bennett Trung Canidate John Avery Ya blew it

@idropFbombs The post-surgery Michael Jackson example was hilarious.

No famous people become famous off of talent, skills or whatever. All that is an illusion. They are recycled entities. ♻️ They transfer their conciousness into new cloned versions of themselves over and over again for thousands of years. Fallen angels, demons, Gods, whatever you may call them - they are who rule over us. They never die.

@iluminatibot "moral commitment" lol

It's always been Israel First.

@redpillb0t Kubrick?

The CIA built a firearm that could make a murder look like a natural heart attack. A small dart made of ice would penetrate the victims body, release poison & dissipate quickly, so nothing shows up on an autopsy.

@braedenjones27 @JasonMoore Ouch

@JasonMoore I really hope the Cards trade back. I just traded Scattebo for Trey Benson and Malik Willis… risky, I know, but it’s SuperFlex Dynasty and I needed to make a move. Love to AZ would not be ideal.

What’s the one pick you’re hoping for the most in tonight’s draft?

@htowndawg19 @Neg_Bodhi_Image @HiddenYorkshire Agreed on Slow Rush. I was disappointed upon release because my expectations were high but it's grown on me a ton.

@Neg_Bodhi_Image @HiddenYorkshire Id give the slow rush a re-listen if I were you. I think its aged much better than people give it credit for

This is the first time I've heard them and I felt an almost visceral cringe. It's the way the whole sound and image is modelled on a 1970s themed tumblr blog, yes the Robert Plant vocals, but also the sincerity in which they serve as the youthful vessels for the reanimated corpse of a particular sound from a particular time. Contrast with how The Darkness, clearly channelling late 70s glam, nevertheless were in-on-the-joke and so pulled it off a lot better.

@jwhaifa Why is there no end quotation mark?

Clint Eastwood: "I love when people call Trump Stupid.. You mean the multi-billionaire who kicked every Democrats butt, buried 16 career Republican politicians, and continues to make fools out of once reputable news organizations .. You mean the guy who won the presidency? You mean the guy with the super model wife? You mean the guy whose words alone put a massive slow down on illegal border crossings? You mean the guy whose mere presence made the stock market smash its previous records? You mean the guy who created 1 million jobs in his first 7 months in office? Are you sure you even know what it is you're resisting? Are you sure you back a party that enables the decimation of every core principal of Christianity? Are you sure you back a party that voted 100% against the abolition of slavery? Are you sure you really take a politician like Maxine Waters seriously? Are you sure you don't see anything wrong with someone who has a 40 yr career as a public servant living in a $4.5 mansion representing a district.

@ApexS68 @redpillb0t Most of the founding fathers were freemasons

On 9/11, five Israelis were seen cheering and high-fiving as they filmed one of the Twin Towers burning. After being questioned by the police, they claimed that they were there to document the event. "Well, hold on. How did you know it was going to happen?"

@CahoonaMj @KelvinMaina_ @AfricaFirsts There's never a wrong place for Borat quotes.

@KelvinMaina_ @PaulGaron @AfricaFirsts Wrong place for Borat quotes. We’ve all watched Borat.

Largest Countries in the World: 10. 🇩🇿 ALGERIA – 2.38 Million km² 9. 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan – 2.72M 8. 🇦🇷 Argentina – 2.78M 7. 🇮🇳 India – 3.3M 6. 🇦🇺 Australia – 7.7M........ more

@catisacat1 @cpatricia_21 @Sam65488 @redpillb0t He's more evil than dumb

@cpatricia_21 @Sam65488 @redpillb0t He's the dumbest man ever to sit in the Whitehouse- 🤡

Israel PM Benjamin Netanyahu is talking about the possibility of American cities getting nuked. He says "America can be easily moved."

@michaelbyrne @anishmoonka

10,000 bees just landed on cars, balconies, and shop windows across a city in southern Israel. People locked their doors. The bees were running an election. When a bee colony gets too crowded in spring, it splits. The old queen takes about half the bees, they stuff themselves with honey (their only food supply, about 3 days worth), and leave. They land on the nearest flat surface, a parked car, a balcony railing, a storefront, and hang there in a giant buzzing clump while they figure out where to live next. They send out scout bees. Each scout flies off, finds a possible home (a hollow tree, a gap in a wall, whatever works), then comes back and does a waggle dance on top of the other bees. The dance is a set of figure-eights, and it tells every bee watching which direction the new home is (based on where the sun is), how far away it is, and how good it is. Other scouts go check the same spots. If they like what they see, they come back and dance for that spot too. Scouts that disagree will shove each other off the dance floor. Thomas Seeley, a biologist at Cornell who spent 30 years studying this, calls it a democratic election with campaigning. His book is literally called "Honeybee Democracy." He found that when about 80% of the scouts agree on one location, the entire swarm lifts off as a single cloud and flies to its new home. A 2023 paper in Science found young bees learn the waggle dance by watching older bees do it first, the same way a kid picks up words by listening to adults talk. Bees raised without older dancers to copy made mistakes they could never fix for the rest of their lives (about 38 days for a worker bee). Researchers at UC San Diego and the Chinese Academy of Sciences then showed in 2026 that bees dance more accurately when more bees are paying attention to them. The clump of bees hanging off someone's car in a parking lot keeps its own temperature at about 35°C (close to your body temperature) by vibrating their muscles together. No heater, no shelter, just thousands of tiny bodies working in sync. Each bee has a brain with fewer than a million nerve cells, packed into a space smaller than a sesame seed. Your brain has 86 billion. But Seeley found that when 10,000 of those tiny brains work together, their decision-making process mirrors how nerve cells fire inside your own skull. Each individual bee knows almost nothing. The swarm knows everything it needs to.

Kurt Cobain had 3x the lethal dose of heroin (for an average person) in his system & 10x the amount of a heavy heroin user. then he capped all the syringes, put them back neatly, wrote a letter, and then shot himself with this long ass 6 pound gun. 30 years later they now question his death?

@VintageFB He was so close to winning the rushing title that year and honestly close to the all time rushing title

Ahman Green’s franchise-record 218 rushing yards (with a 98 yd touchdown)

@DarthYeezy @InfinitiAlts @PolymarketSport I don't even like Kirk Cousins but this isn't true. His career QB rating is 96.8

@InfinitiAlts @PolymarketSport He sucks at the sport

Kirk Cousins' contract history: $2,572,688.00 - Washington - 4 years $19,953,000.00 - Washington - 1 year $23,943,600.00 - Washington - 1 year $84,000,000.00 - Minnesota - 3 years $66,000,000.00 - Minnesota - 2 years $35,000,000.00 - Minnesota - 1 year $180,000,000.00 - Atlanta - 4 years $172,000,000.00 - Las Vegas - 5 years 1 playoff win.