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@haz_bond Win & stay up, lose and you’ll be playing The Posh next season.

Cmon let’s go!! UP THE BASTARD POMPEY 💙

First arrivals of the day. Approx. 67 migrants brought in by the RNLI despite the latest £16.2 million deal with France to patrol the border. BF Ranger, BF Defender and RNLI vessels wait mid-channel for more dinghies.

I hope we kept the receipt so we can get a refund!

The UK is to pay France £16.2m to patrol beaches for the next two months, as the two sides continue to hammer out a new deal to intercept small boats. The UK has so far paid £476m to France for extra patrols to disrupt migrant smuggling gangs. @SuellaBraverman your thoughts?

@UtilitaFootball @SouthamptonFC @DarronStrange

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@what3words Very disappointed that users have to pay to navigate via google maps & Waze to a location. Sadly I will not be using your App so much now.

@BLAIMGame Make a picnic

Simple answer is don’t go to Costa for lunch, Wetherspoons is half that price. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Speaker Lindsay Hoyle was on a jolly to the British Virgin Islands when he says he learned Peter Mandelson was apparently a flight risk (unlikely). No surprise he was in the Caribbean. Long been branded ‘long-haul Hoyle’ at our expense, spending more than £320,000 of taxpayers’ cash on foreign jaunts up until last summer since becoming Speaker in 2019. He spent more than £200,000 on first and business class plane tickets plus tens of thousands more spent on chauffeur-driven cars, stays at luxury five-star resorts and restaurants. During a previous Caribbean tour in March 2023, he shelled out nearly £5,500 chartering private planes to hop between the islands of St Maarten, Montserrat, Anguilla and Antigua. In 2024, he spent £22,000 for a five-day trip to meet his counterpart in the Cayman Islands, staying at the Westin Grand, where his room was billed at £679 per night. His snout. Our trough. They really do take us for fools.

HUGE game in League Two this weekend! #NLD

@JohnVerrall Made it more difficult taking off JJM & Harry far too early.

What a save, Alex Bass! That was largely a tough watch but we scored two superbly taken goals. Thought Khela made a big difference when he came on, but we definitely rode our luck there! Great win in tough conditions.

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One of the Benbowe.co.uk team is going to be handing out a few free hats at the weekend around Norwich. Just in time for the last few weeks of winter. #ncfc #norwich #blackburn #Giveaway If you like, follow and RT, we might send a couple out to some followers. 👀

@davidwapples @jozefthemad @PTAlanSwann Disagree

@jozefthemad @PTAlanSwann @PaulPosh The New badge didn't matter when we were winning games. It only mattered when we were rubbish for the first 6 weeks under fergie

Posh fans let me know what you think about the season ticket prices for next season. Last season's sales figure and the club record are now in the story....peterboroughtoday.co.uk/sport/football… #pufc

@PTAlanSwann @jozefthemad If they had 2 lions facing each other with the keys and “The Posh” underneath it I could accept the change. Frankly it’s pathetic! My opinion

@PaulPosh @jozefthemad I'd forgotten about that nonsense😂😂

@jozefthemad @PTAlanSwann Got to pay for that new S**te badge/crest everywhere!

@PTAlanSwann Eventually we will be paying for season tickets before Christmas 🎄 no price increase if you buy in February 🤣 we haven't signed a player in Jan and not even sure what league we could be in next year. Buy in April you will pay a 10.4% increase, what's not to love about that 🤔

Goalkeeper John Keeley, was far from a fan’s favourite at Posh, after signing in Jan 1995, he conceded 10 goals in his first 3 games and walked out of the club after being hit by a pie, thrown by an angry fan. He later said that Posh fans were the worst he had ever known.

@PTAlanSwann That’s a massive understatement Alan! Absolutely dreadful going forward, not very good going backwards either!

3 mins added. Posh could do with the break. Pretty poor going forward again peterboroughtoday.co.uk/sport/football… #pufc

@OwnGoalZone @PTAlanSwann Great goal from Manny!

Rangers having a great night out in Portugal #OG