Paul Jones

@ratemyplatenow Blimey lad, you could fit that on a side plate.

Sunday Roast by Danny

Good lord, he's a simpering clot. #TheArchers

Tony Soprano? Oh please.... #TheArchers

He'll have a pint of shite? #TheArchers

@deAdder I've heard that's being redone with Jamie Lee Curtis in the title role.

Now nice old ladies are trolling me. Shouldn't you be watching Murder She Wrote?

Ruth:" I miss Josh." #TheArchers

George does like cows. #TheArchers

Nah, I still think Eddie is a knob. #TheArchers

Have a wonderful day. 😊 youtu.be/8kAU3B9Pi_U?si…

@ScuderiaFerrari @Charles_Leclerc Superb!

P3 coming in strong! 🏆 What a drive to the podium @Charles_Leclerc!! 💪

Which box office flop is actually a great film?

@pitlane_girl 😯

F***!!! Talk about heart-stopping moments Driving home & as I was literally alongside a parked van (facing the direction of travel), driver of said van decided to pull into the traffic! W⚓️ Some nifty action was needed to avoid the a-hole & woman wandering across the road!!!

@Perky_43 Good lord, there's a possibility I could run into this turd.

🚨 CAT ABUSER - KNOW HIS FACE DEIVIDAS PLIOPLYS, 29 WALES A Lithuanian living in Wales who repeatedly attacked his cat by punching and kicking it has been handed a community order and been banned from keeping animals for five years. Deividas Plioplys, of Mitre Terrace, Pwllheli appeared before Caernarfon Magistrates’ Court The 29-year-old pleaded guilty to “inflicting physical abuse upon” a white and male ginger cat called Bully by “punching and kicking him” in Pwllheli on 27th August last year. He also neglected the cat after he “failed to provide parasitic control or adequate nutrition” to the cat, the court heard. Plioplys showed no remorse for his attacks on the defenceless cat, and instead blamed others for his actions. Plioplys was handed a community order to include 40 hours of unpaid work and rehabilitation and was banned from keeping animals for five years. He must also pay prosecution costs of £400 and a £114 surcharge. Credit UK Database.

@oldmedia The superb artwork of Milt Kahl.

The opening credits of Robin Hood (1973) features the song “Whistle-Stop,” performed by Roger Miller

@PollSter_Mike1 Easy.

First instinct: Which movie do you like more? The Thing 1982 or Lost in Translation 2003

@theipaper Upper hand? Not sure about that.

Iran has the upper hand, Trump has no plan B says Sky News reporter on the ground in Tehran Read more: trib.al/V1gulPB