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Paul Stelzer

@PaulStelzer1

* Son of Bob and Marilyn * Brother of Jay and Cathy * The Hashtag Comedy Company: Co-Founder, Performer, Instructor * University of Notre Dame, Class of 1994

Columbus, Ohio Katılım Nisan 2021
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Paul Stelzer@PaulStelzer1·
@jimrome Rome! Great conversation with Mick Cronin! Cincinnati's loss was UCLA's gain. It's no coincidence that UC made the tourney the last 9 years Cronin was there -- and haven't made it since he left in 2019. War the Bengals taking better care of Joe Burrow! Paul Dayton, Ohio
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@jimrome ROME! Millions of dollars invested into a new playoff system. And NOBODY could foresee a scenario where teams like Tulane & James Madison get in over Notre Dame, BYU & Texas? Good luck getting people to watch that EPIC Oregon v. James Madison showdown. Paul Dayton, Ohio
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@jimrome In comedy, timing is everything. And LeBron James stayed way too long. Now, the end is a comedy show. But the crowd is laughing AT LeBrick, not WITH LeBrick. 4-17 to net 8 points! Mike Gundy can't believe LeBron is still playing at FORTY! Paul Dayton, Ohio #JimRomeOnX
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Paul Stelzer@PaulStelzer1·
@kevin_nealon In December 1988, my father (Bob) and I attended the SNL dress rehearsal for Danny Devito and The Bangles. Arnold was there to do Hans and Franz with you and Carvey. Great memories! Thank you! My Dad died in 2022. What has helped you most when you've lost a loved one?
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Paul Stelzer@PaulStelzer1·
@RedsDaily4 As currently built, @Reds will always be a .500 team at best. Owners are OK with that. Fans come to games, buy food/drinks, watch on TV, buy merch, etc. 2023 inspired me. Now I'm back to feeling apathetic like 2014-2020. I won't go to many games or watch as much on TV next year.
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Reds Daily
Reds Daily@RedsDaily4·
This is a safe place. What is your biggest frustration with this team? Go.
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@jimrome JEFF IN MIDDLETOWN will make it better. Give him a golden ticket! I was born in Springfield, Ohio. But my dearly departed parents, Bob and Marilyn, conceived me in MIDDLETOWN, OHIO. Jerry Lucas, Kyle Schwarber, Cris Carter! War Finding a Fall Guy, Paul Dayton, Ohio
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Paul Stelzer@PaulStelzer1·
@jimrome Welcome back to Columbus! Just in time to watch the Buckeyes go back-to-back natty! As Bama slides deeper into their post-Saban hangover, the new bully in college ball is Ohio State. Buckeyes D made Arch Manning look like Archie Bunker. Paul Dayton, Ohio #JimRomeOnX
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Paul Stelzer@PaulStelzer1·
@jimrome Hi Jim, Congrats to Manti Te'o on an amazing career! I'm a Notre Dame grad who's proud of what Te'o has done on and off the field. Manti endured a withering controversy that would have broken a lot of people. Great conversation with an Irish legend! Paul Dayton, OH
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Paul Stelzer@PaulStelzer1·
@jimrome I'm a lifelong Cowboys fan. And I'd rather watch an 8-part documentary on Jimmy K's bad takes than an 8-part infomercial on Jerry Jones. "GLORYHOLE DAYS! Well, they'll pass you by. In the blink of a circumcised mosquito's eye." Paul Dayton, Ohio #JimRomeOnX
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Paul Stelzer@PaulStelzer1·
@jimrome Lifelong Cincinnati Reds fan. Happy Pete Rose is reinstated. But it's a "too little, too late" face-saving move by Manfred. Rose paid a steep price for his sins. He'll get in the Hall now. It's a shame it didn't happen while Pete was alive to see it. Paul Dayton, Ohio
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Paul Stelzer@PaulStelzer1·
@Super70sSports Nothing like March Madness from 1979 (Bird vs. Magic) thru Duke's back-to-back titles in '91 and '92. Almost every year was a classic Final Four and/or title game. The Golden Era of the NCAA Tourney. Sadly, we're never going back to that level to drama, characters, and greatness.
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Of all the sports that I loved as a kid, college basketball has fallen the farthest for me. I just don’t give a shit anymore. It used to be so fucking good. Young people today can’t even understand what we know.
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Paul Stelzer@PaulStelzer1·
@POTUS Dear President Biden, Thank you for your tireless work and your belief in America. The world will long remember your wise, compassionate leadership on this conflict, during COVID-19, and in rebuilding the American economy. Thank you, Mr. President. Sincerely, Paul Dayton, Ohio
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President Biden Archived@POTUS46Archive·
Today, I have good news to report from the Middle East. I have spoken to the Prime Ministers of Lebanon and Israel. And I am pleased to announce: They have accepted the United States’ proposal to end the devastating conflict between Israel and Hezbollah.
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@BBGreatMoments 1988 All-Star Game. Downtown Cincinnati hotel where players stayed. Most players signed. Brett, Gooden, Maddux, Sandberg, Ozzie Smith. Biggest jerk was Mark McGwire. Smug, surly. Wouldn't sign for kids or anyone. Kindest player I met that day? Of course it was Cal Ripken, Jr.
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Paul Stelzer@PaulStelzer1·
@JoeyVotto Thank you, @JoeyVotto, for EVERYTHING you have done for Cincinnati. On and off the field. Class act and a future Hall of Famer. See you in Cooperstown!❤️
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Joey Votto@JoeyVotto·
Driving to the stadium right now. My Uber driver asked, "Are you a player?" I said, "No."
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@ThePretendersHQ @foofighters Thank you, @ChrissieHynde, for an AMAZING show in Cincinnati last week! My sister, Cathy, and I grew up singing along to Pretenders songs on MTV. Such a thrilling night! Seeing you sing "I'll Stand by You" live is something we'll never forget. Have a great show in Denver!♥️ 📷
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The Pretenders@ThePretendersHQ·
Back with @foofighters tonight in Denver. Who'll be there? Photo by Laura Buhman - PretendersHQ
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UConn and Purdue are on a collision course. Sorry, NC State and Bama. Great seasons. But the fairytale ends tonight. Huskies and Boilernakers on Monday night. #FinalFour2024 #NCAAFinalFour
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Paul Stelzer@PaulStelzer1·
The @Reds' Will Benson plays with so much joy and so much passion! Benson was the most personable Red I met at RedsFest in December. We talked about his hometown @ATLHawks. I said to Will, "I hope you're a Red for a long time." Benson smiled and said, "Me, too." 😊 #Reds #MLB
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MLB The Show@MLBTheShow·
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