Paul the Alien

@miramoro55 I’ll get it back for you dude and I’ll probe into where it’s been....

#IamNEVERgoingTo: lend a dvd video to any friend or family member because I think they would enjoy the movie or documentary. I have to replace a few now @PaulTheAlien has been missing for 4yrs #breadandtulips & #agoodyear are just a few MIA’s.

#PleaseStopTellingMeTo take off my mask, you humans are full of cooties and all sorts of nasty viruses 🦠. I might be stoned but I’m not stupid. #coronavirus #covid19

When Darth Vader found out the advanced filtration system in his #facemask will stop him catching #coronavirus. #starwars

Phúc Mî I could use a beer right now.

instagram.com/p/CA2nGHuHNWf/… Spotted on #Instagram by talented digital artist Doghollywood, this epic miniature #starwars photo adventure featuring Luke Skywalker, R2-D2 and a crashed X-Wing is awesome!

@UFOstories Accurate then 🙄

A 1961 made for TV movie "The UFO Incident" was one of the first films to show an actual alien rather than just the flying saucer. The aliens had huge heads with elongated eyes and gray skin. #Alien #aliens #UFOs #ufo

Happy Friday! #TGIF

@ronmillar Call my agent.

Needs more aliens tho.. just sayin'

Why is @VRChat cool? You just gotta watch this to realize. Modern art in the making IMO. Bad ass art, music, dancing and dripping in style. youtu.be/qdiePwtX6lU?t=…

In a Parallel Universe Captain Kirk was a Stormtrooper. #starwars #startrek

Let’s get this right, Jabba is not #morbidlyobese. He’s a misunderstood, big boned, cuddly, late night snacking couch potato kind of Hutt. Labels people, labels. #starwars

If you’re easily offended by aliens - fuck you and grow a pair.

Wow, people unfollowed. That’s hardly SOCIAL media is it you fucktards?

I AM NOT MAN I am an 👽

@bibi_miChichi Very gallant of him!👽

@PaulTheAlien Yes, but divorce is an option, I already got him his. 💪🏽🤙🏽 he will take one for the team. Lol

Pammie Cakes I need a Green Card. Are you married?!

Does anyone know where I can score some decent #weed on this planet? Asking for a friend. 👽

@steffanigrondin @UFOvet There are rings around Uranus.

It’s not so secret is it if it’s “advertised” on social media is it? It’s no wonder humans haven’t got any further than the rings around Uranus 👽

@UFOvet Where have I seen your profile pic before, looks...familiar?

I thought contrail, as did others - but she's a pilot. So fwiw:

@vivstoitsis @UFOvet I love me a bit of naked...especially celestial bodies like comets. You heard me dude.

Another naked eye comet? Comet C/2020 F3 NEOWISE on May 14, at magnitude 9.5 beginning to emit ionic tail. Could be at naked eye in July. Image Comet Base.

Laser lightsabers up the wazoo, huh dude? I’m listening. 👽