Paul Turner 🕹

In the coming days, employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality folks. An important thing to understand is that Epic never lowered our hiring standards as we grew, and the layoff wasn't a performance-based "rightsizing" as companies call it nowadays. It's a sound bet that anyone with Epic Games on their resume is in the top few percent of their discipline.

@mattlintott It was the quietest blitz match I’ve ever been in 😂

@Paul_Recruits 🥳 Blitz has been a fantastically fun addition and six stack solved out Friday night problems 🍻

The greatest blitz victory of all time?

A rebel without a cause

@real_nuoanunu @MarvelRivals Say it louder. So annoying

@MarvelRivals pleaseeee make the chat have TEAM as default please

Patch 20250918 arrives on September 18, with another wave of updates and improvements! Check out the image for all the latest incoming updates, and for all the info, check out our website >> marvelrivals.com/gameupdate/202… No server downtime! Update your game client and jump right back into the action.

One of the most fun things about being a parent is agent tooth fairy and trying to switch the tooth for the pound in the dark without waking them up

@arpeegee @TheCartelDel Harvesting those daedra hearts

@Paul_Recruits @TheCartelDel Same. And having to explore caves to fuel my smithing skills

Once I find out a videogame has a crafting system, immediately minus 2 stars from my review. Non-negotiable.

@TheCartelDel Come on now smithing in Skyrim was one of my favourite things to do

I'm supposed to be a hero, explorer, or outlaw, but instead someone thought "let's add picking berries and smelting nails, to IMPROVE the game" - I shouldn't be making shopping lists in my fantasy world, man. Pure filler. Trash mechanic

Stole this from @immaturegamer 😂

Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

Not sure I’ve ever seen a worse game dev decision than the scarlet with and dr strange combo in rivals

@kieran_nee Hopefully samurai swords remain fair game. I’ve always wanted one for my office wall

Has he not heard of google? Pretty easy to find a lot of actions they've promised and not taken....but yeah, Ninja swords, sure.

@kieran_nee @Spotify You should have seen me the day the bin men left my food bin behind.

@Paul_Recruits @Spotify Middle-aged rage at small things is a horrible thing Paul! 😂

Such a small thing to inspire extreme anger but have paid for @Spotify for many many years and very unhappy that apparently I now get ads even on their most £ plan. This just utterly ruined my workflow as a massive distraction. Can and will change service if this continues.

Always wanted a bonsai tree, I guess this is the next best thing.

To the person who stole my Amazon package by my front door, that was a Pokemon sticker book for my son. That is not how you catch them all. Assuming it was Gary Oak

You. Showed. Up. More than 14 million concurrent players partied up for Remix: The Finale and more than 3 million estimated people streamed it online. This is a new Fortnite all-time record for an in-game concert - thank you! 🦋 We’re running it back at 8:00 PM ET tonight for an encore. Doors open at 7:20!

Livid

Probably not the most effective deck, but very fun.