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Dear potential Reform voter, What happened the last time Farage promised you the world? Think about it And please don’t fall for it again.

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello, how are you today?" "I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?" "Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.” "Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?” " No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.” "REALLY, that's quite concerning.” "Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.” "No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.” “You don't?" “No.” "Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.” "Don't have one.” "Ipad?" "Nope.” "Tablet?" "I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.” After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!" I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.

Your timely reminder… The tactical vote to remove Kemi Badenoch from our parliament is to vote Labour Vote for @issy4nwessex in North West Essex We will thank you for it!

@CCHQPress Utter Charlatans You are the Conservative Party Press Office masquerading as a fact checker #BBCDebate

We support the doctors strike and all other NHS staff who fight for better working conditions. Please RT if you do too. We cannot keep relying of the goodwill of healthcare professionals.

First gag of the night… Starmer: “I think the Prime Minister has placed a bet on how many times he’s going to interrupt me.” #BBCDebate

Tax Check UK is trending because it’s the Tory party press office pretending that it’s an independent verifier Spread the word Tax Check UK is officially yet more Tory lies One week of this to go Coordinated tactical voting at stopthetories.vote

"Are you two really the best we've got to be the next Prime Minister of our country" - one of the biggest claps at the night for the audience member who asked that. #bbcleadersdebate

Everything else aside, it’s obvious just how much Starmer absolutely fucking DESPISES Rishi Sunak. That is something that Starmer has in common with the rest of the country. #BBCDebate

Tweet of the day …

Lest we forget, come July 4. #toriesaredone #sunak #apology #vote

Rishi Sunak is A hypocrite and a liar Who has shown nothing but disrespect to a proud generation of veterans on D-Day. But he hasn't simply disrespected the wonderful veterans who were there yesterday @RishiSunak is the Prime Minister, and in this single action has shown contempt for all those who fought throughout the war. My generation and older (60+) grew up as children with our families who had fought in the war, still living it. It was in the air and it was what they spoke of often. We were taught a reverence towards it. It brings us to tears very easily , not for anything we have done , but for the memory of those we loved who did what they had to do. All families have their stories of horror and bravery and sacrifice including mine. In turn our parents had grown up with their fathers, grandfathers and uncles being cannon fodder in World War One. This age group, my age group, even though the vast majority of us played no part in the war, will never forgive Sunak for this, or forget what he's done. In insulting the veterans yesterday , he's insulted our families too. Note: Watch for the scramble from Tory MPs who've been happy to deceive the public for years, try and save their own skins by denouncing Sunak in the coming days "Nothing to do with me " "Oh he's made a mistake" "Labour would be worse" All the usual messages from charlatans

Rishi Sunak thinks he's the cleverest most important man in any room. His decision yesterday was made on that basis. He thought what he had to do was more important, he always thinks he is more important. Dripping not just in rain but also in privilege

🕯️ Every grave now illuminated in a Tribute to the Fallen. We will remember them. #legacyofliberation #DDay80 @BBCOne

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Since when did lying become so common place amongst UK politicians? And why is there no consequence whatsoever for those who brazenly do so? We truly hope 4th July brings the political reset this country so desperately needs.

Feel free to use this one, @RishiSunak…