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@MickeyBlowtorch I put Wild Turkey in my egg nog. Bitch. 🤣
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Mark - will engineer for 🍺
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@PbEngineer
white collar career, blue collar desires. look country, hear metal. cold beer, warm meats. assume I’m not like you.
Nebraska Katılım Kasım 2012
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If I had this woman’s money, I’d be in another country with my new friends. Fuck off, bitch.
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.
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Of all the things I don’t trust, my food thermometers may top the list.
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It's headed to your mom's house! 🤣🤣
Planet Of Memes@PlanetOfMemes
Who is this giant 🌭 being delivered to?
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@Beanotoretta all them redneck hillbillies w/ 18 cars on concrete blocks are sitting on literal gold mines now.
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QME
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Asking @BudLightSadness sadness for an opinion.
How can this be a DC-10? I see no third engine
mads campbell@martyrdison
so glad to be a dc 10
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@CyborgPeds I miss that… my HP 48GX passed on a couple years ago and can find no suitable replacement.
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Apparently the Heiress never used a RPN calculator in high school. How she did so much better than me will remain a mystery for the ages.
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@Dustin_Huber I’ll just go to the race track instead 😅
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@PbEngineer Stay in hotel, take train to game, take train back and you’re good.
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Nightmare location.
Good luck getting there.
Anne Rogers@anne__rogers
Better look at the renderings of the new Royals ballpark and surrounding area in downtown Kansas City.
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@Dustin_Huber I’d rather drive to where Kaufmann is than where this will be. I crash out in KC… I get why murders happen there
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@PbEngineer As someone who will travel and just stay in hotel and not drive when there. This is a much better option than where it was.
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@JameseyBoy65 That and getting married in the first place 😬
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@BudLightSadness I say this to myself every day about my own tech. Many days I’d just soon ban myself from the office.
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Bro I got banned from Corpo office cause I was looking at a set of drawings and “what fucking retard drew this shit?”
He was sitting next to me
Space Ghost 007 1/2@DarceyChri31061
@BudLightSadness A sketch on a cocktail napkin can count as an "engineered drawing".
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As immutable as gravity, the shortest line at the grocery store has the most problems.
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@BobsFunGirl Becky, Bob was one of only 2 people I wished I could ever meet. I can’t put a finger on it, but to me, he was just the best. I pray for your comfort as you grieve. And thank you for sharing him with us all even after his retirement 🥹
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My Bob died yesterday and the loss is nearly unbearable. I’m so overwhelmed by the outpouring of love and condolences. All you guys LOVED my husband. What a joy that is to me! I wish I could reach out to thank each of you personally, but I see you and thank you for loving my Bob.
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@bobandtom @Squatch_XXL Gosh, what a hoot he was. I hope when I make people laugh, a little bit of Bob is in there.
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It is with profound sadness that we announce the loss of Bob Kevoian, beloved co-founder and longtime host of The Bob & Tom Show, who passed away peacefully Friday afternoon at his home, surrounded by family and friends. Details regarding memorial services will be shared at a later time.
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