Chichi

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Me: I earn £100k HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k Me: I bought a car HMRC: VAT applied Me: I want to gift my kid £5k HMRC: Taxed Me: I made money from crypto HMRC: You mean we made money Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted HMRC: That’s income. Tax it Me: I bought a house HMRC: Stamp duty please Me: I want to retire HMRC: Pay tax on your pension

This time next week, British people won’t believe how dark it is.

If it’s a 2 piece co-ord set?, then why is it sold separately?

LADIES don’t gatekeep what’s a perfume/body oil you wear that gets compliments everytime you leave the house? I need something new.

The entitlement to other people’s money always baffles me.

RULE NUMBER 1: Never tell anyone anything before it’s done. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Here is why...

When i like a song i repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

I highly recommend having a clingy and lovey dovey partner. Life is too short to be with someone who acts like it’s painful to show that you love someone.

Hands up if like me you remove the address label from a parcel before putting the packaging in the bin... 🤚

I need a really good psychological thriller to watch. Something that’s gonna really Mind fuck me

There is something called Grace. When it locates you, it doesn't inspect your certificates, it doesn't listen to your grammar. It simply changes the story of your life. May the Lord's Grace locate everyone in the year 2025.

Settle with someone consistent.

You’ll think you’re a good person until you fall in love/ enter a relationship. Then you’re stripped bare. Love confronts all of your insecurities, vices, weaknesses and toxic traits. Shows you you’re not that patient or kind. Not as forgiving or tolerant as you thought.

I hope I marry a man who understands the importance of little things. Who is thoughtful & affectionate. Like making me breakfast when I'm sick. Holding my hand when I'm feel anxious, helping me with household chores when I'm tired. Buying me flowers without asking. TOP TIER !!

It’s the most Mondayish-feeling Thursday ever.

I’m so ready to love with no limits. I hate the fact that I gotta hide how much of a lover girl I really am to protect myself .

List of places I won’t be going in 2025 1. Above and beyond 2. Back and forth and 3. Out of my way