PeeFT Commenter

@RealDCunningham Nobody ever talks about black guys’ fingernails. They’re so sharp and long, basically weapons! Look at any player’s arms. Covered in slices

Evan Mobley came out of this one with a couple of pretty significant scratches on his face.

How long was your #pee this morning @PFTCommenter? Mine was 55 seconds. I’m sure that Vegas morning pee feels tremendous

Yesterday @PFTCommenter #pee

Yesterday @pft

Had such a long #pee this morning but forgot to time it. This is my 9/11

Pretty good #piss this morning @PFTCommenter #pee #stayhydrated

@jma8024143069 @ObamaNascar I’m sorry admiral job. I guess I have been a bit of a faggot recently. More slurs, less being a faggot

@ObamaNascar @PeeFTCommenter Slacking

Hello to my fellow pee-ers. Let’s pee #pee #PeeFTCommentor #oneminute58seconds

From a few hours ago. Post nap pee felt great. #pee @PFTCommenter

@UncleChaps How do you afford this trip? You put out almost no content and it all sucks. Whatever you’re paid, it’s way too much.

Colombia was incredible. One of my fav places I’ve ever been. 10/10 would recommend

Whose everyone’s pick to win the Masters? I’m pulling for Scottie #pee @PFTCommenter

@CarlsBeef @JakeMarsh18 I would have to replace the mute button on my remote from hitting it so forcefully once I heard Jake’s voice

@JakeMarsh18 Your career arc lines up well to replace him Jake. Dream big my friend

I don’t think it’s hyperbole to say that this is one of the greatest broadcast opens in the history of sports television. What a perfect 75 seconds. The pictures. The music. The voice of Jim Nantz. Absolute chills.

@MacrodosingPod @ConnerHKnapp Not too late to delete this you absolute moron @ConnerHKnapp. I’m a Republican and this is embarrassing. You didn’t say one thing! You are so unbelievably unlikable

The Dems will NEVER get @ConnerHKnapp

Check out this #pee @PFTCommenter

Check out this #pee @PFTCommenter

@dtronic7 @thfcroki It’s called hydration Roki #pee

@thfcroki @PeeFTCommenter

Who the fuck pees 6 times a day

@TheDegenWeekly They should both be publicly executed and hung by their sacks in Times Square

I blame all of you for allowing these two to be the faces of golf media

@DongMcDermott13 @PFTCommenter Thanks Dong #pee

@PeeFTCommenter @PFTCommenter Huge #piss

.@PFTCommenter look at how long I peed this morning #pee

@ShowMeUrOsFace @PFTCommenter Dude you’re replying to an account dedicated to a guy timing his pees. It’s not that serious

@PeeFTCommenter @PFTCommenter Sure you aren’t… *as your response echos from a deep dark closet