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今日は給料日。 風俗店へ行っても良いでしょうか？

@Howlingmutant0 @jeremysmiles Jeremy sounds like he fantasizes about Hasan holding him down and violently raping him.

@jeremysmiles The one time someone wanted to actually fight him he ran from it and cried on stream

the weird obsession with Hasan Piker clicks into place when you realize that everyone in politics/media is a lifelong nerd, while Hasan looks, to them, like a big strong scary jock who might shove them into the lockers of their youth

This is how they shot the scenes for the first Mortal Kombat game.

I’m late to the party on this but I didn’t realize on Uber Eats you can set the tip and then adjust it after you get your food. Something about looking into the mirthful black eyes of a Pakistani who thinks he’s getting a 50% tip only to revoke it gives me a real diamond cutter

Thats the smartest orange cat Ive ever seen

@HS_intolerance @filthchapel @Howlingmutant0

@filthchapel @Howlingmutant0 do you suck your own dick for a promotion?

You gonna get me fired from my cushy IT job for *checks notes*...showing your former boss that his employee did coke and fucked his employees, and was openly transphobic?...good luck, I guess?...

St. George and the Dragon. Kay Nielsen, 1930

I messed up the way to raise a turtle.

@libsoftiktok I 1000 percent guarantee this cunt tattered the end of the flag and bent the pole herself and that if this interaction did happen which is highly unlikely, that it certainly did not happen like that.

Leftist mother accidentally admits that kids are innocently attracted to Pride flags because they are colorful and kids like rainbows. Groomers like using bright colors to lure children. This is exactly why the lgbtq groomer cult chose a rainbow. They knew children would be drawn to it.

@Howlingmutant0 @kojimaicmatters They are really adept at cutting the balls off of just about everything they do. Pun intended only after the fact. It’s all gotta be for the dorkiest hall monitor reason possible so nobody accidentally thinks that they’re cool.

Leftists can even find ways to make assassination sound gay and lame

Real man. In the last few years too he’s started to develop fake woman diseases and use them as an excuse for everything. I’m not the type to just abandon a friend for stuff like politics but when it gets to the point that I can’t even have a normal conversation without him interjecting with seethoid shit it’s like idk man

@PeepeeEsquire Same. If guys like that didn’t have the politics they do I think we would be friends. But they hate themselves too deeply.

Guy in my office. White, hicklib antifa type. Whenever he talk politics he sounds to the left of Mao. Smart, nice enough. But angry. Very angry. Extremely angry. You can see the violence in his eyes. He’d like nothing more than to extinguish his own people.

I thought that was a given with these guys honestly. I have a friend who’s similar. I really do like the guy other than his politics but I consider not being friends with him anymore sometimes cuz he has just gone so far left it’s insane. I don’t even discuss my politics with him but it’s getting to a point where I can’t listen to his shit anymore.

@PeepeeEsquire Yes. But also with Stalinist political views

@SoberJeffHardy @TheRoyalSerf I’m right there with you brother

@TheRoyalSerf As someone who’s dated Latinas in the past (I know I’m sorry for my depravity) nobody really talks about how toxic and abuse little beans are. They’re obese they’re dumb they’re immature they’re alcoholics they have real problems with sexual assault and domestic violence.

PBS employee

i know her JOI go crazy

@gunfanatics1 Some kind of harpoon pistol to fish with or a flare gun 😆

If you could only take one handgun to a desert island, which one is it?

@HowlingMel DMs open to minors?