Jordan “Osama” Leasure

I'd give some random crackhead dude head for a bag of pretzels rn

As a grown man, is it ok to like getting fucked?

FIRE ME THE FUCK UP TERRENCE SHANNON JR

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@PejaSperm 5 spots hella freshman bag provided by #jonliebforth

2 questions. Cover spot? Freshman?

@ChadTheMan6969 I have class at 9 tmr (do you have spots)

Joes close 🔒 @PejaSperm

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What tf is going on at #bamathetachi

@SampsonBomberg Cuz Terrence dyed his hair orange and blue

@PejaSperm you might be right this feels like a midlife crisis sent from Amazon Alexa

As an Illinois fan, how do you choose between Ayo and Terrence? It’s like I’m having a mid life crisis in my 20s

@SampsonBomberg I don’t know if we do sent from HomePod Mini

@PejaSperm i feel like we have our answer sent from iTouch

@SampsonBomberg Actually one of them cut them off Sent from iPod

@PejaSperm fuck they both have dreads sent from iPad

@SampsonBomberg Only one of them averaged 35 ppg in March sent from iPhone

@PejaSperm only one of them dropped 43 points on 94% true shooting in the playoffs. sent from desktop

He’s crying cuz he gotta catch balls from “Tyler Shough” 🥀

How are you gonna put my king Kipper against my goat Terrence 🥀😔

Sperm battle?

PCA still couldn’t hit it