Sampson ‘Sampy’ Bomberg, J.D.

sampy bomberg summer shape shifting challenge: 1. wake up 2. rip a bowl 3. run 2-3 miles 4. protein rich breakfast and adderall 5. work all day in a constant calorie deficit 6. come home 7. rip a bowl 8. 50 push ups and sit ups 9. sleep 10. repeat

“hey my name is h**** b******* and i love trains and cocaine”

@PejaSperm lots of wrong things here

4:30 am and all that’s on my mind is Munetaka murakami. This must be how cubs fans feel abt pca but Murakami is actually good.

any beevs at the derby??

@PejaSperm whole world waking up to the bradley underwood disciples

@BronxBmbrz bro looks like a snapping turtle

He looks like the type of kid in high school who moans loudly in the back of class

@WolvesClips are you retarded

“We’ve learned, with [TJ Shannon], he’s gotta have the ball in his hands. Silly me, we played him out of the corner most of the season, but he’s way better with the ball in his hands at the top of the floor” - Chris Finch on TJ Shannon

looking at my resume for confidence #recessionindicator

happy ketucky oaks to those who celebrate #noticing #derb

my dougie tutorial is coming soon

munetaka “little bro” murakami

@Santennisballs not until you stop meaning it

Is it lovebombing if I really mean it

just convinced a theta i was a local goat milk distributor #retard

@nourziez i’m at school rn i’ll be home soon

Chicago is in a hot man recession

shorty scratched tf out my back last night #sneaky #link #nameontheboard

i’m doing TERRIBLE madduh uh fact

TYPE.

what happens when an aphi calls me a racial slur at a function i’m not supposed to be at

so nico hoerners one weakness is being a pussy #illtakeit

is quickadd huzz a recession indicator