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@mattvanswol Oh puh-leez, he just can't bear not being the center of attention.

The only reason I would ever skip my kid's wedding is if something absolutely MASSIVE was about to go down. So massive that missing the wedding would look small by comparison, even in hindsight... ...we are going to war, aren't we?

@BasedMikeLee Oh puh-leez, he just can't bear to not be the center of attention.

Pray for President Trump. Not sure what’s happening. But whatever issue brought him back to Washington must be serious.

@elonmusk @Variety At least he wasn't chugging red wine while popping copious quantities of benzos.

@Variety [he said after sipping daintily on his lukewarm soy latte]

Javier Bardem speaks out in #Cannes on toxic masculinity: "That problem also goes to Trump, Putin and Netanyahu... the big balls man saying 'my cock is bigger than yours and I'm going to bomb the shit out of you' is a f*cking male toxic behavior that is creating thousands of dead people." variety.com/2026/film/fest…

@elonmusk You have so many children (most of whom you do not have daily contact with) by several different women, none of which you are married to. You are hardly the poster child for happy functional families.

Indeed

@elonmusk You blocked Joey Swoll!

Chris Nolan desecrated the Odyssey so that he would be eligible for an Academy Award …

@elonmusk Then don't speak about "bitches".

Perhaps a restoration of dignity is in order

@Benithamahrez1 With the same AI they used to get there.

@Microinteracti1 Perhaps it's time to let woman run things.

On one side of the Atlantic, you have a 79-year-old former game show host who believes windmills cause cancer, personally ended a war that hasn’t ended, and that crowd sizes at his inauguration defied the known laws of mathematics. On the other side, you have a 72-year-old ex-KGB man who has just accused Finland of secretly plotting to invade Russia. Finland. Famous for saunas, reindeer, and minding their own business since approximately the Bronze Age. Putin’s reasoning, delivered with the solemn authority of a man who hasn’t slept since 2003, was this: Finland joined NATO because they were waiting. Biding their time. Lurking. Ready to swoop in and grab Russian territory the moment Russia collapsed. “Swoop in and grab what they could,” he said. This is a man who sent 200,000 troops across an internationally recognised border, seized territory by force, and has spent four years reducing Ukrainian cities to rubble. Describing someone else as the type who swoops in and grabs what they can. The psychological term is projection. The clinical term is considerably less polite. Meanwhile, across the ocean, the other one is imposing tariffs on islands inhabited exclusively by penguins and receiving world leaders at a golf club in Florida as though the White House is simply too far to drive. Two old men. Two fantasy worlds. Zero connection to observable reality. The Cold War at least had the decency to be frightening. This is just embarrassing. When your entire worldview runs on paranoia, grievance, and whatever the Kremlin version of Fox News feeds you at 3am, a fence looks like an invasion. A neighbour looks like a threat. And five million Finns quietly getting on with their lives looks like a geopolitical conspiracy. x.com/nexta_tv/statu…

@WhiteHouse Ego et videre satanas

For America to be great, we must always remain one nation under God. On National Day of Prayer, we pledge that America will always, as it is written in Psalm 96, “Tell His glory among the nations”—and that we will never forget God’s role in creating, protecting, & sustaining the freest, strongest, most prosperous, & greatest country in the world. 🙏

@elonmusk Ego et videre satanas

It is too easy to troll smug libs … but it is so fun 😂

@Suzierizzo1 Wannabe Kitch

Describe this decor in one word? 👇👇

@GuntherEagleman Weird kind of Christianity you practice.

South Africa needs to be sanctioned and shunned.

@AnaCabrera Because he's an arrogant, insufferable wannabe-god who has never been told no and for reasons unfathomable, the American people are enabling him and will be responsible for the downfall of humanity as we know it.

Why pick a fight with the Pope?

@CyrilRamaphosa Have you and your cronies stolen it yet?

Dear Fellow South African,   The success of the 6th South Africa Investment Conference two weeks ago, where we secured a record R890 billion in investment pledges, reflects renewed confidence in our economy.     🔗 shorturl.at/l1yr4

@sar62863 @MattWallace888 And you arrogant American bastards are dragging the rest of the world down with you.

President Trump spotted at his Miami club moments ago! I have never seen him like this before. You can tell everything happening in the world is really getting to him!

@catturd2 @RepYassAnsari How very short sighted you are.

The 25th Amendment exists for a reason. The President of the United States is a deranged lunatic, and a national security threat to our country and the rest of the world.

@odedanilo Yes, for over 20 years. Absolute bliss 😊

Have you ever actually lived ALONE? No kids. No roommates. No boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse. No pets. Just you??

@EricLDaugh I would have loved to see what Churchill made of the cretin that is Donald Trump.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just ENDED UK PM Keir Starmer's whole career in the Oval Office *Turns around*: "I'm DISAPPOINTED. You see that man right there? Know who that is? The late, great WINSTON CHURCHILL." "Unfortunately, Keir Starmer is NOT Winston Churchill." 🔥🔥

@AlvaRachel64 Kegsbreath

I can't stand to hear.... Trump's voice Erica Kirk's voice Ted Cruz's voice JD Vance's voice Melania's voice Who else am I missing?

@BuzzPatterson You already did.

The next time you hear one of our European “allies” say that Iran isn’t “their war,” I’ll remind them that Ukraine isn’t ours.