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@mrjamesob He wishes things were different, he doesn’t give a shit ! I didn’t work at all and couldn’t see one person one to one never mind 100 and #BYOB he was wrong he broke the rules he should go.

The longer it takes for Tory MPs to call out Johnson's bullshit, the more of it will stick to them.

@MichaelTakeMP He’s getting to real ! 😂

So humble So apologetic So so hardworking, our brave PM even turned the garden at Downing St. into an extension of his office so workers had more ventilation & protection from Covid. Such an unselfish act In fact quite beautiful Boris Johnson you have NOTHING to defend Hero♥️🇬🇧

@SueSuezep Best yet is “It’s actually a stand in, it’s not really Boris hence why it’s all these mistakes” some of society are thick as mince !

Is there anyone left who doesn't realise johnson has shat on them?

@SueSuezep Oh god yes, I hear him get defended every day, “I fell sorry for him” “He hasn’t had a proper go at leading due to covid” “Who else Would a better job” “Look at Blair Atleast Johnson hasn’t killed anyone” “He’s funny I like him” “He got brexit done” it’s endless.

@snb19692 Daily Gaslight

Who says that Parallel Universes don't exist? 🤣🤣🤣

@MichaelTakeMP @MattHancock The fans are called wanksocks surely….. jab jab jab !

Us fans of Matt Hancock are jokingly called ‘Hankies’ He is probably one of the most popular politicians in this country, loved because of his kindness & his success in fighting Covid. So @MattHancock if you’re reading this: Millions of us Hankies wish you a speedy recovery!😊👍

@AlineRomRom Ahhhhh fair point will take a look and delete this one 👍🏻

chng.it/PGQd7nBW if you can sign it would be grateful as it’s not something I would do normally but I feel I have to try and do something! #PMQs will be another interesting one tomorrow ! #LiarJohnson #HouseOfCommons

@SueSuezep We need to get on with rebuilding the uk which what the people want ……. No the people want to see you fvck off !

#PMQs How is he going to answer vaccines/booster to every question?

@HAZELMA14 @MichaelTakeMP No he will say it was another Boris Johnson , he’s actually Alexander so it wasn’t him, a client of mine said it’s not really him it’s a stand in hence all these mistakes ……. I’m not joking !

Let’s just think of Boris, Carrie & their young children & pause for a moment. Let’s stop the hysteria & get a grip. An independent investigation is underway on the #DowningStreetParties Personally I’m sure Boris Johnson will be found innocent. Until then let’s all calm down.🤫

@ClemFandango66 @secrettory12 😂😂

All eyes on Carrie. Can she push out another child in the next 24hrs?

@davidschneider Shower of shit ! If the Tory voters vote for this again they are complicit in their behaviour.

I remember hearing this live! It was brilliant !!

@PippaCrerar @bbcnickrobinson Lifts ….. fridges ….. whatever next

Oh dear! Michael Gove has been stuck in the BBC broadcasting House lift “for some time”, meaning he’s late for his in-person interview on Today prog. @bbcnickrobinson reveals he is “keeping cheerful”.

@SueSuezep He will have a donor pay for a hair transplant like the rest of them !!

There comes a time.......

@PeterStefanovi2 chng.it/PGQd7nBW

NEW UPDATE: Lord Geidt pressed by Labour to reopen investigation into PM’s flat as emergence of “great exhibition” messages undermine his findings Boris Johnson has been taking the country for fools & the game is almost up This matter is absolutely NOT “closed”

@HouseofCommons @HouseofCommons nice pic with your hand up telling the PM to stop right there please don’t go there are no fridges on the premises !

Catch up with today's PMQs: 🔊 Listen on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/ukparliament/p… 📗 Read in #Hansard: hansard.parliament.uk/commons/2022-0… 🎞Watch on Parliament TV: parliamentlive.tv/event/index/32… 🎥Watch in British Sign Language: youtube.com/watch?v=gulA3O… #PMQs

@adilray @PeterStefanovi2 Eton’s definition of corruption “Take all you can when you can the plebs will never notice” in other news Lingo got me through my covid week ! Good job 👏🏻

chng.it/PGQd7nBW just trying to make a difference with this, not even sure if these things take off but after Wednesday something needs to be done #PMQs #Commons #LiarJohnson #Angela Rayner @Ianblackford_MP