🎩ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔳𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔞𝔩 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔯🧐 #FBPE

"I've never heard 'unexpected item in the bagging area', have you?" Richard Madeley asks, on the topic of self-service tills. Well no, not if you're putting stuff in your pockets 😸 #GMB

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours theshovel.com.au/2026/03/25/the…

All this because a few pedophiles don't want to go to jail

'Splitting From The Norm' — my sixteen-year-old little brother just blew my mind with this incredible piece he made for his senior art project. Jake has always been the "difficult" kid in our family, the one who got suspended for arguing with teachers and spent more time in detention than anyone should. Mom was constantly getting calls from school about his attitude or his refusal to follow directions. But apparently, all that rebellious energy found the perfect outlet in woodworking class this semester. He spent three months planning and building this split dresser, working after school every day and refusing to let any of us see it until the big reveal at the school art show last night. When we walked into that gallery and saw this massive, impossible-looking piece of furniture that actually functions perfectly, I literally got chills. Each drawer opens smoothly despite looking like it should topple over, and the craftsmanship is honestly better than furniture I've seen in expensive stores. The best part was watching him explain his technique to visitors, confident and articulate in a way we never see at home. His art teacher told us he's already got colleges interested based on photos of this project, and there's been talk about him potentially selling custom furniture pieces. I've been encouraging him to document his process and maybe start small with some simpler designs online, where there's actually a market for young artists doing unique woodworking. Seeing him find something he's genuinely passionate about and incredibly talented at has been the best surprise of this whole year — turns out our "problem child" was just a creative genius waiting for the right outlet.

Rep. Ted Lieu on the House floor: “Trump raped minors. And it’s all on tape.” That statement is now part of the official congressional record.

I'm always happy to hear explanations for how my son died. Usually I listen to doctors. They tell me that it was meningococcal septicaemia (sepsis). Can you explain why I should listen to you instead?

damon albarn with a trans flag 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏻

Trump sues everybody… except Ted Lieu. Not a word. Not a post. Not a threat. Because he’s guilty. 👀

More defeats for the populist right; in Paris & now for Meloni in Italy. Their bubble is bursting & much of it is due to the exposure of their main prophet, Trump, as a false one; corrupt, unhinged, & ignorant, who works only for himself.

Trump is a maladroit, by all accounts, malodorous wretch of a man. It truly staggers the mind that millions of people looked at him and saw a leader 🫣

You’re not respected. You, YOU personally, are almost universally despised. You fucking disgusting, demented, megalomaniacal fucking pedophile!

We watched Israel kill almost every paramedic in Palestine. You can't force me to care about vehicles with accusations of antisemitism.

The kids were not white.

@RaggedTP @FreeSpeech_0 I read the second option as gay ambulances 🤭

Today, Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting announced that the government will pay to replace four ambulances for the “Jewish only” Hatzola service in London. As a UK taxpayer, what would you like to see your money spent on?

Iran is currently fighting two nuclear superpowers and all their bases in their neighbouring countries, do you think they really have time to care about some old ambulances in North London? In fact it's even insulting 😭

Piers Morgan “Mohammed, do you condemn the Hamas attacks on October the 7th?” Mohammed Hijab “Yes, I do. Do you condemn Israel killing over 1000 kids?” Piers Morgan “I believe Israel has a right to defend themselves” That answer should be on the tombstone of his career.

@614clinton President

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

We impeached a president for having consensual sex with a woman. But won’t impeach the president for having non-consensual sex with children. Multiple children. WTH is wrong with this country?!

This is hands down the BEST Trump impression you’ll ever see. 🔥 BRILLIANT 😂 I adore him! 👏

@NotHoodlum @Felixthecat8 @atrupar Uh huh huh!

@atrupar “Many people are saying I look exactly like Elvis.”

with the country at war, Trump announces he's going to do some sightseeing at Graceland later today