Chris Perkins

Never make strategic decisions on polls you didn’t pay for

@SuperClawPaul @Dodgersandrewjf How'd they do when they faced the 'Stros? Yep. Enjoyed partying on that poverty field

@PerkinsRRP @Dodgersandrewjf That’s accurate - the Dodgers have only been in 23 World Series’ and only 3 of the last 6, winning all three of them.

The Dodgers can win 5 World Series titles in a row and i still won’t get over the 2017 World Series being stolen from The Dodgers. Only Astros fans think it’s legitimate. Lives were changed because of it. If you’re a Dodgers fan and have gotten over it, congrats!

@SuperClawPaul @Dodgersandrewjf Oh. We got this one too. Dodgers weren't in it less you forget.

@PerkinsRRP @Dodgersandrewjf That’s great to feel good about a decade old championship… I guess. Hopefully that can carry with you for many decades to come.

@SuperClawPaul @Dodgersandrewjf I'm feeling this all over your poverty field

@PerkinsRRP @Dodgersandrewjf You are all feelings aren’t you?

@SuperClawPaul @Dodgersandrewjf Enjoy being a loser Dodger fan. We'll still enjoy the time celebrating on your field

@PerkinsRRP @Dodgersandrewjf That’s an emotional response.

@joob @ChrisKetchem3 @Dodgersandrewjf The only team cheating in the '17 WS was your team. Take that to the grave old man. And we celebrated on your poverty field. It was a pleasure celebrating our legit WS win with thousands of Astros fans in LA over your cheating franchise.

@PerkinsRRP @ChrisKetchem3 @Dodgersandrewjf Happiness is knowing your grandkids will be dead before that ever happens again but I guess that’s pretty hard to even envision when you’re in 4th place right? I think the only thing that pisses me off is you used our own trash cans for your cheating ruse.

@joob @ChrisKetchem3 @Dodgersandrewjf I'll think about your dipshit analysis while we celebrate on your field

@PerkinsRRP @ChrisKetchem3 @Dodgersandrewjf lol ok man you win. Astros are a dynasty with one legit ring. You all need to up your game though. I just left Enron Field and there was more blue than orange in that crowd despite your win. Have fun in poverty.

@JeffMortgagePro @Dodgersandrewjf I'll think about those while I remember celebrating on your field

@PerkinsRRP @Dodgersandrewjf Right.

@joob @ChrisKetchem3 @Dodgersandrewjf That 6.51 is all-time dipshit. That's not one single game. Tell me you don't know baseball without telling me you don't know baseball. Loser.

@PerkinsRRP @ChrisKetchem3 @Dodgersandrewjf A data analytics guy is telling me a career average is single-game deterministic. Tell us you’re as poverty of a professional as your team is at building winners. Leftist faggotry is all I’m sensing.

@JeffMortgagePro @Dodgersandrewjf You better check yourself Jeff. Loser.

@PerkinsRRP @Dodgersandrewjf You must be so proud. 🤣

@SuperClawPaul @Dodgersandrewjf You don't seem like a man.

@PerkinsRRP @Dodgersandrewjf You seem like a really emotional man

@BlakeHHarris ...and took a loss. You forgot that key stat "L"

Shohei Ohtani tonight: 7 IP 2 ER 4 H 0 BB 8 K 15 whiffs/38 CSW% 89 pitches 0.97 ERA on the season

@LADodgersMuse final score? I'll wait. L.A. stands for Loser Assholes

😂

@BlakeHHarris ...and the final score was? I'll wait

lmao

@SuperClawPaul @Dodgersandrewjf the "I'm a fucking dipshit" profile pic isn't helping your case.

@PerkinsRRP @Dodgersandrewjf the boomer tier meme isn’t helping your case

@TalkinBaseball_ ...and who won the game? I'll hang up and wait

Shohei got Altuve swinging at a ball in another county

There’s a reason why I loathe the dodger/astros series every season. Not because it’s against the Astros. it’s because the 2017 WS is brought up. I’m so over it. 😭

@owndodgerhaters Cry harder loser

@PerkinsRRP You created this demon sooo, thanks i guess

It’s very difficult when you don’t have a buzzer and know what pitch is coming

@owndodgerhaters I'll be thinking about that while we celebrated on your field

@PerkinsRRP That’s okay, we are 2020, 2024, and 2025 champs anyways 💀

Andre Ethier, Rich Hill, Yasiel Puig, Clayton Kershaw, & the rest of the 2017 Dodgers still earned that championship ring because they played with integrity.