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EIGHTY FIVE????????

Yo mirando al lunes en el calendario

when you finally have a reason to distance yourself from someone

When you're enjoying your time alone and ppl start coming outta nowhere

"food gives u energy" me after eating :

Me lending myself money from my own savings

Este va a ser mi año. Yo en marzo.

when my stomach growls after i said im not hungry

Face ID: "doesn't recognize my face" Me: "lock and unlock the phone again" Face ID:

How it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

when you try to flirt with your coworker by asking what she's doing after her shift and she tells you she's gonna wait for you in an alley to stab you to death

ur religion prohibits YOU!! from those things. it does not prohibit ME!!! at all!!!!

How it feels being told you smell good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

when the job keeps testing you but you need the money

@straight999shit still? damn 😂 lowkey miss posting juice content but i’ve dug myself a grave with how long i haven’t posted anything

@PerkyPiece I have your notifications on 😂 but no worries homie

does anyone by chance know what the name of this song is 🧐

@straight999shit wow didn’t expect a response this fast 😭 thank you :)

@PerkyPiece Woke up rich ?

using this for everything from now on lmao x.com/chrrypied/stat…