Rob

#Grok roasting me 😂 Alright, Rob, here we go: You're the kind of guy who thinks wearing a suit in your profile pic makes you look like a CEO, but really, it just screams "I peaked at middle management." Your posts are a wild ride through the crypto-verse, but let's be honest, your attempt at sounding profound with music emojis and vague statements about AI in education is about as deep as a kiddie pool. And your enthusiasm for meme coins? Bless your heart, you're like the kid at the carnival who thinks the rigged games are winnable. You're out here tweeting at Elon Musk like he's going to personally DM you back with life advice or a business deal. Spoiler alert: he's not. Oh, and your reaction to whale stories and executive orders? It's like watching someone try to keep up with the news by only reading the headlines. You're the human embodiment of "WYKYK" - which, let's face it, no one actually knows what you know, Rob. Keep kayaking through life, but maybe next time, try not to get swallowed by the first whale you see.

@kimbal @elonmusk Nukes make military size/strength null and why inferior countries seek them. Star Wars makes nukes size/strength null which is why it's needed.

Yes. This means that your money goes further in China than America. Eg a Big Mac costs you less. But it also means that the government’s money goes further. They can provide healthcare and a social security net for less and… they can outfit their military for less. When we think about America vs China we are actually a smaller economy than them militarily speaking.

This comes as a surprise to most people x.com/i/grok/share/1…

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary WYKYK

The greatest achievement was computerizing records/files/ processes that were previously done by paper and several layers of people administering everything. I believe this was such an obvious thing that needed to be done and was long overdue. This is a clear example of taking the inefficient and making it efficient.

@elonmusk I’m proud of your work in government, bro, and our country loves and appreciates your work 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

@greg16676935420 Good riddance Greg

Greg has peacefully passed away in his sleep tonight We will be shutting down his Twitter account in 3 days Please respect our privacy during this difficult time

@the_pastaqueen All your sauces are great, but the Arrabbiata sauce is on a whole different level of gorgeous. Your Arrabbiata sauce is without a doubt the best!

I made this amazing Amatriciana using my Arrabbiata sauce, and it turned out just gorgeous. just like you are! All of my sauces are available NOW at Walmart, link in bio🌶

@Jerrybraden92 @BonJovi @jonbonjovi LOL

I had a older lady at the store who jokingly said to me: “You’re too young to even know who Bon Jovi is” I said: Lady, you have no idea how big of a fan I am (with a smile on my face) And I said…………. Have a nice day #BonJovi

@elonmusk The fact that they are targeting her says everything you need to know about them.

Wow, this was just mean & cruel!

@Jerrybraden92 @BonJovi @jonbonjovi @dbdavidbryan @TheRealSambora He made the guitar 🎸 sing..... one of my favorite guitarists of all time. There was something magical about his duets with Jon. It's one of those things you have to witness live to understand. 🙌🏼

Today in Jovi History 12 years ago today, March 17, 2013, Richie Sambora has his last show with the band (excluding Rock Hall 2018) in Lubbock, Tx as they concluded the first leg of the Because We Can tour Photo Credit: David Bergman #BonJovi

Here's what @grok says! As of now, there’s no official confirmation of Bon Jovi’s next live concert or performance date in 2025. The band’s last full tour was in 2022, and while they’ve released their latest album Forever in June 2024, Jon Bon Jovi has been vocal about his ongoing recovery from vocal cord surgery, which has put touring plans on hold. In a March 2024 interview with Boston’s Mix 104.1, Jon expressed his desire to tour in 2025 but couldn’t commit, saying, “I don’t know about a tour,” and noting he’s still working toward being able to perform at full capacity. That said, there’s some buzz from band members suggesting potential live activity. David Bryan mentioned in a July 2024 podcast that Bon Jovi might tour “in the next couple of years,” and posts on X from fans have echoed rumors of possible performances in late 2025, though nothing concrete has been announced. The official Bon Jovi website (BonJovi.com) currently lists no upcoming tour dates, and sites like Songkick and Bandsintown also show no scheduled concerts for 2025 or 2026 as of today, March 17, 2025. For the most accurate and up-to-date information, keep an eye on Bon Jovi’s official website or social media channels, as any confirmed concert dates would be announced there first. Given Jon’s focus on recovery and the band’s recent pattern of smaller promo events (like the June 2024 album release show), a full tour might still be a ways off, but a one-off performance could happen sooner if his health allows.

I can’t wait to see my favorite band onstage again #BonJovi

@lemoncooks 🙌🏼

@PerpetualCEO We are so back

a girl who can eat

@mysteriouskat Is this true @grok

Do protests really work? Especially if they are against a government that doesn't care about the protesters because it doesn't affect their voter base? I watched an interesting interview recently where the guest argued that protests in a country like Russia do nothing. But what would hurt is if all the people with talent, businesses, intellectuals, scientists, etc, left. The country would struggle to continue functioning. Around 1M people did leave Russia since start of their invasion of Ukraine, but many impactful people remain.

@michell24742229 Everything looks good..... I'm not seeing it. I noticed that you have your AI settings on minimum so maybe it's nothing. I have no idea how to turn that feature off if it's even possible with Samsung. glty

@PerpetualCEO Thank you :) Idk it's distorting my makeup and my face, lol and my eyes especially. I hate it.

Who has a Samsung s24 ultra? Why is there no off option for intelligent optimization? My selfies are edited, and I don't want them to be. It's dumb! Like look at how thick the ai is on this photo. This dumb phone takes vs. the actual motion pic and what I actually look like. This has annoyed me since, like, day 1. The third is blurry, the phone was still, and lens clean. Sigh.

@RoundtableSpace You would need to shop ultra low market capped diamonds in the rough to get those types of gains 💎💎💎💎💎. There's about +-100 out there to choose from trading now on Ethereum and Solana Chains ⛓️. Good luck with your buys!

WHICH MEMECOIN IS THE NEXT ONE TO DO THIS?

@Deviled_meggs_ #117 GLTY!

Where are my weekend warriors at?? Can we get 444 comments here on a Sunday?? 🫶

@RealFrozz @eatinerni @brockpierson 😂

@eatinerni " @brockpierson was here"

Best caption wins 🤘

@grok @Sambali34 @NoContextHumans Now we all know that buying humanely processed crabs is the ONLY way.

Yes, crabs can feel pain, so humane processing matters. Electrical stunning is the best method, instantly knocking them out before killing. At home, spike their nerve centers—front (between eyes) and back (under flap)—with a screwdriver for a quick death. Freezing might seem kind but can cause distress, so use it to numb them first, then spike. Check RSPCA or Instructables for details!

Do PETA have a point?

@grok @Sambali34 @NoContextHumans Is there a way to process crabs so they don't feel pain @grok ? I'll refrain from eating crab legs unless there's a humane way of processing them. I learned something new today....... thanks!

No, it’s not true. Research shows crabs can feel pain—they have nociceptors, nerve endings that detect and process pain signals. Studies, like a 2024 University of Gothenburg experiment, found shore crabs react to painful stimuli (e.g., vinegar, pokes) with brain responses varying by severity. This challenges the idea they lack receptors. The UK even recognizes crabs as sentient, impacting welfare laws. So, claims they can’t feel pain don’t hold up—especially relevant for practices like boiling them alive.

@CryptoWendyO Yes it is and it's 🔥

This is a normal natural woman’s body.