Pete “Maverick” Mitchell

Took out the trash #performativechud

@Smitty_Dan01 #incinerate

@PeteMitchell87 #nuke

May 22nd? Yeah -4000 it’s a high schooler. #shrink

Happy cinco de mayo

@OlukaiBandit She always wears the wild card.

@OlukaiBandit Yo chill on my wife

Since the football team is so shitty, can we spend the NIL money on rockets coming to this school instead? #lank

@kbagballhazer67 They're missing out on a good one.

Told the girl I was talking to that I like to drink 6 beers before bed to help me sleep. She doesn’t talk to me anymore. That being said, Busch in a bottle is in the menu tonight.

GAME WON.

@AudereGolf @CooterMcgraw88 Let me test drive one

@CooterMcgraw88 @PeteMitchell87 I am making incredible Merino wool polos for the same price that Millar sells their shitty polyester shirts.

Peter Millar actually sucks. The crown washes off after 1 cycle and the only reason people buy it is for the name which has been ruined by high schoolers and tik tok. Johnnie-O and Holderness & Bourne have better polos and quarter-zips.

@reed_green7 Something like that

@PeteMitchell87 Washes off after one cycle? Do you have a washer from 1960? Johnnie-O is good too though

Currently taking the worst shit of my life in a library while don’t stop believin’ is blasting in my AirPods. #sendhelp

@Risk_Parody Yeah I know I would pay that much

@PeteMitchell87 I have a nice Millar sport coat that I got for $300 bc it discounted from $2700. Who tf would've paid that much for a polyester blend coat

@johnnieO Fancy seeing you here.

@PeteMitchell87 Special post

@ninenattys I line dry

@PeteMitchell87 $100 polo and yall put it in the dryer. Peter deserves to be hang dried

@rooosterx Good to see you rooster

@PeteMitchell87 Wash on cold and hang to dry

@yimmyyonjohn Yeah most likely

@PeteMitchell87 U might just have the washing machine of doom and despair

@ben_mummery @DRUIDSGOLF I will check them out

@PeteMitchell87 @DRUIDSGOLF are superior and a fraction of the price.

@yimmyyonjohn Yeah it’s more of the stuff I bought within the last year. It just comes off even when I wash on cold and line dry.

@PeteMitchell87 I’ve had my peter polos/qzs since highschool and not one crown is diminished. Ur just doing ur laundry wrong

@ChadVsTheWRLD Chadley, I agree with that statement. Let’s make the world a better place. #wolvesback Best regards, Pete

@PeteMitchell87 Listen Pete, Healthy disagreements keep the world moving. Wishing you the best, Go Wolves. Sincerely, The Doc

@ChadVsTheWRLD Looks like we found the high schooler

@PeteMitchell87 Shrink this off the face of the damn Earth.