Dan Smith

Perfect toast?

@Charkyblonde10 More grit from the States #FuckEurope

Murphy’s Irish Pub, Wisconsin

@weggie_rayne no means yes if they can’t stop you #PoundTheBeers

Wonder what 12 cold beers are up to tonight.

@MichaelToro340 Barehanded or do I get something help?

How many rounds of 15 3rd graders with one 5th grader every fifth round could you fight? #RainDelayQuestions

@lankretard Established the ground game early…big time win today🤝

Shay Shay’s last day in the pen #mambaout #qbkneel

@Balsamic_Vinnn I agree Staff Sergeant sir

Stupid gay fat bitch

@NedricksNuts *happier

Gold scar #awesome

@LindellWiggJD Nothing wrong with getting shots up in the offseason

Haven’t had sex in so long I had to practice putting on a condom just to make sure I still know how to do it

@HeftyMarty this guy fucking rips #JustKiddingFuckYou

We’re back with another! #fuck this guy

@theomistofficer #OleReliable

Senior week starts Friday and I have no money #PlasmaDonation

@PMSummerComfort Does Danny think this is good for the program?

Danny now has a wife

@Haroldper3 #obliterate

“Yeah let’s all look as gay as possible and wear our sorority baseball jerseys” #nukeTAMU #fags

@TylrBennett Good doggy #expand

@Guimblygur @loadedtommygunn as a pens fan I don’t mind dabbling in #canefederacy for the next week

@loadedtommygunn pittsburgh fan here, beat the piss outta philly

I fucking love Seth Jarvis #dawg #canes #nhl

@DJHorneTruther Mind if a pens fan speaks a little #canefederate

RAISE THE DAMN FLAG #Canefederacy

I love my new burner friends #Happyfamily

If you’re a man in college living with other men you should be playing catch at least 3 times a week. Football, baseball, even a tennis ball. You need to be playing catch

@raggy___ whole world needs to hear this #expand

@WWinkle412 deny deny deny #RodrickWasRight

Girlfriend found my burner. What’s the play? #TingleIsCooked