Pete

@Wheelykingwayne @WorkElizab Your ability to quote repair cost from a photo is hilarious!

@WorkElizab Most insurance companies offer to let you keep the car and give you 10-20% less. Even if they keep 20% that leaves you with $14,400. The damage pictured can easily be repaired for $4,000. If you need perfect, maybe a few thousand more. leaving you with a usable car and $8k.

'm okay, but my insurance just declared my car a total loss. They're offering me $18,000, but I still owe $26,000 on the loan. I'm literally going to be $8,000 in debt for a car I no longer have, all because someone ran a red light. How is this fair⁉️ 😭

@Adambinks @Ryanair 🤣🤣🤣 except it doesn’t

Come on @Ryanair how can this not fit? It’s fully in and I’ve just had to pay £75 because it fits! At least give us a retweet for the cash!

@KnausgaardFacts Craziest thing about you is how dumb you are 🤣

the craziest thing about the UK to me is that it’s illegal to open your window too much

@KeruboSk 🤣 things that didn’t happen

My husband and I booked a flight months in advance for our honeymoon. We booked 4A and 4C in First Class so we could talk, relax, and celebrate. We board the plane, get to row 4, and there is already a woman sitting in my seat, 4C. My husband politely looks at her and says, "Oh, hi, sorry, I think you might be in my wife's seat." The woman looks up, sighs dramatically, and says, "The gate agent moved her. I need this seat because of my medical condition. She's in 12D." 12D is Comfort Plus. Not First Class. I immediately look at my phone—sure enough, the airline app had refreshed while we were walking down the jet bridge and changed my seat without a single notification or warning. My husband instantly flagged down the lead flight attendant. He explained that we paid thousands for these specific seats for our honeymoon, and I was absolutely not moving to a lower class because someone else made a last-minute demand at the gate. The flight attendant went to speak to the woman, who instantly started crying, claiming we were "harassing" her. The flight attendant then turned to my husband and whispered, "Can't you just be a gentleman so we can take off on time?" The sheer audacity. My husband stood his ground. "If she has a medical need for First Class, she can buy a First Class ticket. Give my wife her seat back, or get the supervisor down here right now." They eventually moved the woman back to her original seat in coach, but for the rest of the flight, the flight attendant completely penalized us. She ignored our drink orders and literally slammed our snack baskets onto our trays. Sorry for wanting the seat we actually paid for, I guess?

@KDHKTI Bored of you now, your are a simpleton without two brain cells to rub together who hates on people who aren’t English apparently, but does so with a German name 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you Sir, are the thickest of thick!

@Peter19775612 Bot trolling

Another foreigner that has been brought in to manage the England team to make us not win! The heart and passion for our country will never be there unless you are a true Englishman. 1966 - the whole team and management team was England. Do you understand!

@KDHKTI Called you out….so I’m a ‘bot’ 🤣🤣🤣

@Peter19775612 Janet and Janet. Fuck off bot.

@KDHKTI Why are you so English through and through but have a name spelt from German origins?

@Peter19775612 You have never read the bible. Prick. 🤣

@KDHKTI 🤣🤣🤣, tell me some more, we have bets going on how stupid your next comment will. The patriot with a foreign name 🤣🤣🤣🤣 go ‘Karl’

@Peter19775612 And then there was God you lepa

@calvinrobinson 🤣 as if anyone cares what you think,

The England team should be English. This is not racism, this is common sense. We have lost our minds in the name of diversity, equity and inclusion. It is not “inclusion” when you exclude your own. It is replacement.

@JamesPGoddard90 Bellend

Team full of Africans, NO Thanks

@GarethDavies007 What’s it got to do with you, your Welsh!

So 15 of the 26 are foreigners How does anyone support a so called England team when more than half of the players are not English telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@Fenson939 @angloid0 Wow, you’re fucking stupid

What’s the point of a national football team if the majority of the players aren’t from the nation.

@MichelleNi85542 @angloid0 Fuckwit

@angloid0 It should be called 'other nations' no way England

@_JeSsIcA_90s @angloid0 What and absolute halfwit you are 🤣

@angloid0 Was so looking forward to the world Cup with my little boy this year so disappointing and disheartening! No way will I waste a penny on the England kit. How can we cheer for England when the team is made up of random Africans? This will lose them a fortune

@danmcelvenny @angloid0 Fuckwit

@angloid0 All staff involved should be of that nationality too, from the physio to the manager

@HPMattAlexander @angloid0 Tool

There is no point… destroying our identity is the point. English heritage should be a prerequisite for playing for England. An African who wears an English shirt and is good a kicking a football is not English. It should be a celebration of our heritage not a humiliation of it.

@MackHoad @angloid0 Tool

@angloid0 Make the England squad English again

@SneakerPeach @Dashytwo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh please

@Dashytwo That’s .. wildness. Yet it’s the last thing any of them are willing to do. How’d he put it .. oh yeah “the rich are sick and tired of subsidizing the poor … go wallow in the mud the other pigs”

There's 8 billion people in the world, if he gave everyone a billion dollars he would still have 343 billion left