Peter McLean

@CodyRhodes @Legendary @Street_Fighter @takaNakayama Cody we need a badass Ken Theme.

💥 @Legendary @Street_Fighter 💥

@wydblaise What a guy 🩷🩵

Amy Schumer revealed that in her prime she usually called men to go down on her and sends them off after because men also do that to ladies “At my peak, I called a professional athlete to go down on me and I told him to leave after, happened a couple times”

@russellcrowe Drink Irn Bru. And Buckfast. And fight an Englishman. Its tradition!!!

Where am I now ? One black croc … there must be a story

@fwdaniels Duke Nukem.

coldest names in human history ?

@utdWiley Unfortunate natural occurance. Keeper isn't playing dangerously, he reacts and saves the ball. The strikers followthrough takes him, unfortunately for him, into the goalies boot. Risk and reward.

Explain to me like I'm six years old how this isn't a red card.

@oku_yungx Scotland here 💁🏻‍♂️💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The correct answer is "Do ye, aye?" 🥱

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!

@_onlyscott Big Baldy Esteban

I see Cristiano Ronaldo and Mario Balotelli. Guess the other player. Very Hard

@SolidKroket Saitama and Deku

Nombra DOS personas famosas de Japón, sin usar Google

@thenihiin Any men who dont say @miakhalifa be lying.

You can only pick one

@GAltringham Cant wait to see Di Caprio play Martin Luther King Jr

🤵🏿‍♂️ How would you feel about Idris Elba as the next #JamesBond? 🤔

@SpursOfficial Karma for sacking Ange 💚

Defeat at the Stadium of Light.

@dlobrown75 @TonyKhan @LFC @LiverpoolFC Bring it on! Whatcha gonna do about it, Fulham!!!

3 points, a clean sheet, and finally back to winning ways. Fulham made it tricky @TonyKhan with all those corners, but we were clinical when it mattered! #YWNA

@Luv_Xcuses Egg ball

Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??

@epicredcards @DThuaidh Ref didnt even give a foul lol

Awful injury! 🤯🤯🤯 🏥

@FootballTimelyn Saviola

Without mentioning Maradona, Messi and Mascharano name any Argentine who played for FC Barcelona. Impossible.

@GamewithDave FF7 is my greatest ever game, and the music would be #1 but my answer is Rocket League. Kinda unfair coz it gets new music every 3 months, but you can literally juke box all the old songs too. And they ALL slap. Man Rocket Leagues music is tremendous.

What game is this?

@CollinRugg Broadcast him being executed online. Charge 2.99 to watch it. Youll raise millions for the family.

NEW: FedEx driver who is accused of abducting and strangling a seven-year-old girl, puts his face in his hand as a photo is displayed of him driving her to her death. 7-year-old Athena Strand was seen standing behind Tanner Horner in his FedEx truck. Athena was allegedly snatched by Horner when he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. Horner initially claimed that he accidentally hit the girl with the truck before "panicking" and pulling her into the vehicle. He said he then strangled her in the vehicle and dumped the body 7 miles from the home. The photo, however, shows that Athena was alert in the truck and did not appear to have been struck by the truck. Wise County District Attorney James Stainton says the jury will see footage on the day of the killing, depicting the moment Athena was strangled to death. "Somebody covered up the camera because they don't want you to see. Guess what? Audio is still running, and you're going to hear it. You're going to hear what a 250-pound man can do to a 67-pound child," he said. "And when I say it's horrible, I mean it. I've been doing this for 25 years, and I promise you, buckle up." Horner qualifies for the death penalty.

@Jack2LOneill @NightSkyToday Tweet of the day. Bravo.

@NightSkyToday Happy to help...I've done it before

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

@nocontextfm1 The country who invented the saying Get to Fuck.

Countries that 'deserve' to be at the 2026 World Cup: Canada Mexico USA Australia Iraq Iran Japan Jordan Korea Republic Qatar Saudi Arabia Uzbekistan Algeria Cabo Verde Congo DR Côte d'Ivoire Egypt Ghana Morocco Senegal South Africa Tunisia Curaçao Haiti Panama Argentina Brazil Colombia Ecuador Paraguay Uruguay New Zealand Austria Belgium Bosnia and Herzegovina Croatia Czechia England France Germany Netherlands Norway Portugal Spain Sweden Switzerland Türkiye Why? Because they qualified. That is literally the only reason that anyone 'deserves' to be at the World Cup.