Peter North

The Disgusting Bros made the wedding, and that’s all that matters.

I think everyone there just rips heaters anyway.

Buzz’s girlfriend….

@jimmygards Can’t unsee it now.

Kinda has a white Kamala vibe

@jimmygards x.com/huskirl/status… Brian Kelly using AI^^

You should only have internet access between the ages of 18 and 60. The Boomers can’t handle this loaded gun.

This will be a seamless transition.

Take note, America. This is what a real Earth Day celebration looks like.

Giggity

@flatland_sports @r_saunders15 *affected * - hang in there, buddy

@r_saunders15 I actually hate how gambling has effected sports

The NCAA is going to screw him and Texas Tech but this is absolutely stupid. He only bet on Indiana to win and he didn't bet on a single game that he played in. The purpose of these anti gambling rules is to discourage athletes from throwing games and nothing about Sorsby's betting habits would have been a conflict of interest for Indiana.

@cametoplaywith @bmnrlover And the overs.

@PeterNorth420 @bmnrlover Groove is in the heart, bro

Austin GOOSE trip report Show #58 - Dancier show but still great jams - longer shows = more songs - Setlist much more interesting than past years - undersold but still pretty packed - not chompy. Everyone into it from all ages - critics are way too hard on this tour

@bmnrlover @cametoplaywith I don’t know. I’d say by the 7th time most hear the riff, they get the picture.

@bmnrlover @cametoplaywith Playoffs bruh

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@jimmygards Please institute the following words into additional bulletpoints: leverage, matrix, streamline, synergy, pivot, bandwidth and Enron.

I’m a business #thoughtleader. Read on to unlock what’s front-of-mind for CEOs. • middle eastern waterways and what they mean for our TikTok and MySpace strategies • how do I politely decline MLS tickets from a client? • ChatGPT dunked on me. How do I punch back? • smoking is cool. How do I create a culture of cigarettes in my company? • can our software company build railroads at scale? • how do we become the DraftKings of pharma? Dial into these areas of focus ASAP.

@jimmygards Whichever one you can put a time limit on it and have passwords for downloading any games.

What kind of Nintendo Switch do you get 6-8 year old kids

Oh no….

@jimmygards @awfulannouncing ‘Bout a baker’s dozen.

@awfulannouncing How many jobs has Bruce Pearl left?

Bruce Pearl: "I just hate hearing the words 'Hubert Davis was fired at UNC.' That sentence right there bothers me to my core... That's why I'm sitting here, guys. That's part of the reason why I'm sitting here. Because there is no loyalty anymore."

I’m going to need you to walk me through this from the beginning.

@Realrclark25 @SouthwestAir In that case, I’d like to announce I’ll now be flying SWA exclusively.

Taking my last @SouthwestAir flight today unless there’s no other choice! They’ve lost me, but I’ll never forget the exhilaration of getting that A1 boarding pass. That extra leg room in the exit row and knowing I would save everyone on the plane made me smile every time. Farewell old friend!

@hayfarani Your dream home is a subsidized shoe box in the middle of a persistent war zone? GTFO

I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.