Peter Piper

@allenanalysis Levin needs to sign up and be on the front lines. So do the males from all sides of his family who are 18 and up.

Trump just told Americans to watch Mark Levin tonight. Levin’s message: we need boots on the ground in Iran to seize their uranium. The President of the United States is using a cable TV host to prepare the public for a ground invasion.

@RealFamousChris I’m right there with you this shit should be illegal. He hasn’t played since 2:30 to go in the 3rd quarter and won’t go in again. Losing his point total by 0.5 and the last leg of a 3way parlay has me sick haha

Don't do this to me Devin Booker I need 27 😭

@hannahcmontoya Have you ever seen the movie Arachnophobia from the 90’s with Jeff Daniels and John Goodman?

worst nightmares: falling from a tall building, getting stuck in a room full of spiders, dating a nonchalant man

@hannahcmontoya @nickysmokess In all fairness, it must really suck to have so much body hair and have gone bald at 23. Yikes

@nickysmokess what a coincidence i’m at the airport rn & they have this cool poster of u here!

Is ur mom single ? @hannahcmontoya Asking for a friend

@nickythegood Major props to you for Airborne. What a classic.

My TOP 10 “kids movies” of the 90s 1. Heavyweights 2. 3 Ninjas 3. The Sandlot 4. TMNT (1/2) 5 Home Alone (1/2) 6. Mighty Ducks (1/2) 7. Airborne 8. Surf Ninjas 9 Little Giants 10. Blank Check Honorable: - Angus - Camp Nowhere - Hook - Sidekicks - Brink - The Big Green - ROTR - AITO

@harryjsisson Looks like the least diverse crowd in the history of NY

NO KINGS NYC!

@BarstoolBigCat Create the drought. Supply the need. Capitalism at its best

The perfect crime

@kingkrabbyp I feel like Mintzy would be a fun person to randomly run into. He always seems to be in a good mood

I’m honestly shocked this is the first time we’ve run into each other

@ginamilan_ One pees on their balls and the other one gets peed on apparently

Megyn Kelly said Mark Levin had a micro penis. Mark Levin called Megyn Kelly a throat goat. This is where we are 👇😂

@piersmorgan The tanning beds fried her brain cells long ago

Do I have to be a US citizen to have opinions?

@megynkelly No mass deportations and starting new wars. Promises made. Promises broken.

It’s going great.

@JobberNationTV She wanted to be a thot so now we all get terrible matches

Each week, she gets worse Its becoming sad lol

@Kephfas Don’t forget all the masked men at every show haha

We’ve been saying this. WWE has way overdone it on these “brawls.” If not brawls, then it’s Pierce and Aldis cutting promos short to eject their talent out of the building. It’s all repetitive and lazy. A brawl or threat of ejection here or there works well, but when it’s repeated literally multiple times per segments every single show, it’s just lazy af. I could fix this dogshit product over night.

@BasedCLC If they leave it there I’m good with it. After the Travis Scott fiasco two years ago I get nervous haha

@PeterPiper4L I don’t think he will, of course, you can tell me I’m wrong if it does happen and I’ll admit to being wrong, but I think Jelly was only out there last night to build Randy Orton as the bad guy because “oh my god, Randy put his hands on the celebrity, how evil and despicable!”

I wouldn't call him the "face" of SmackDown. Jelly Roll is a celebrity that cares for and respects professional wrestling, so he's getting rewarded for it. I mean, how many celebrities VOLUNTEER to be pinned in the match they have, especially on a big stage like SummerSlam?

@BasedCLC Yes for a celeb. But this is WM season I don’t need any of this for the Cody and Randy match. Clearly with how much tv time he’s getting he will somehow be involved in a spot in their main event.

@PeterPiper4L You don’t have to like him, but you have to admit, he’s done more than the average celebrity. He took the pin at SummerSlam last year and has bumped for Drew McIntyre, Logan Paul, Randy Orton, and Kit Wilson so far. It’s commendable in my opinion.

@RatRugHachi @SethJoseph95 Nothing says Wrestlemania like a fat, smelly ogre who is uncoordinated

@PeterPiper4L @SethJoseph95 ehh he was fine when he was out there.

Yeah this is what happens when you got Jelly Roll all over the damn show. He did not need 5 segments 😂

@JDfromNY206 Fuck it just give me Melo vs Logan Paul at this point. Makes no sense but whatever haha

I know there is a little more than 2 weeks left but these people can’t be stupid enough to leave Carmelo Hayes off WrestleMania, can they? #SmackDown

@JDfromNY206 Jelly Rolls uncoordinated ass took the worst RKO in recent memory. Why do we need him? He’s as believable as a bad ass as Cody is.

This is the lamest brawl I’ve ever seen. But the RKO on Jelly Roll was long overdue #SmackDown

@CommonS37481141 Jelly Roll moves like he has ankle weights on. There’s no one in the country who couldn’t whoop his ass in a fight. What are we doing WWE?

TKO is ruining the WWE faster than they did UFC.