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@mr_nonso_e @imakun122 But Russia is not in Eu

@imakun122 Suspending funke akindele in the movie industry is just like banning Russia from the European union....

"There’s no more discipline in the movie industry, what Actress Funke Akindele did last week , l bet you she can’t do that before even if she had the intention of snubbing Actress Toyin Abraham the moment she remembered how long she would be suspended, she will quickly change her mind because I could remember when those grown up Actresses fought immediately Actor Jide Kosoko suspended them unlike now, can anyone even suspend Funke Akindele with the money in her possession?? Everyone is now boss in the industry no more discipline and this is very bad" - Chief Jide Kosoko opened up.

@CFCMods First save your self from embrrassment

Chelsea are literally the only team saving the Premier League from embarrassment.

@Tom_Blaize @Mrbankstips Nigeria is only popular in Africa and maybe the UK

@Mrbankstips As Nigeria popular reach? I no beleive this story abeg

So I’m seated beside a Chinese national in a sauna, guy looked like he was in his late 40s or 50s. We exchanged pleasantries, he asked where I was from, I said Nigeria. Blank stare. Man had never heard the word before. I tried explaining, western part of Africa but still nothing, didn’t ring a bell at all. Then he was genuinely shocked at how well I spoke English. Asked if it was something we were taught back home. I told him English is actually our national language, we just also have local dialects. His English wasn’t the strongest, but we managed. I threw in some Chinese I knew, ni hao, ni hao ma, zaijian and then started naming Chinese cities. Guangzhou, Beijing, Wuhan, Shanghai… reeled off about seven of them. Bro was genuinely shocked. The funniest part was watching him pull out his phone and try to search for the country. Had to correct him real quick, Nigeria, not Niger. Two very different places. By the end of the conversation, I’d successfully sold him on visiting whenever he decides to tour the African continent. But it really makes you think, there are so many people out there who honestly know very little about Africa. Like, an entire continent with 54 countries and over a billion people, and some folks have never even heard the name of one of its most populous nations. The world is a lot more disconnected than we assume.

@finejuuju @esegbona_luis So she was chasing clout when he she said she acknowledged the tweets?

@esegbona_luis A lot of you all do things for clout in this space. Have you ever paused to think if it was truly just clout chasing? because personally, I have this strong conviction it is.

Dear Simi; First of all, I desperately want to say e no go better for you, but let's be honest, has it really been good for you? The only thing you have dropped that has been close to a hit, since your entire life as an artist, was Duduke. Asides from that, all your projects have been failures. But, that's by the way. When I saw those horrible tweets about your preference for little boys and how the boy children in your mother's daycare were munching on your avunna, I genuinely thought it was some mischievous twitter banger boy who was behind it, hoping to get at you over your recent stance on grape. Only for me to wake up this morning and see that you acknowledged you wrote them 12 years ago. Not only did you acknowledge it, you defended your actions, saying they were not from perversion. For those of you who are not aware of the gist, these are some of the tweets that Simi tweeted 12 years ago when she was 24: "I wish my husband was 4 years old. My type." "David has a crush on me. He kips comn close; actin lik he wana lock lips n den he puts his head on my lap. Shd I giv him a chance? P.S: Hes 4" "Why this 4yr old boy tryna put hand inside ma sheet??? Ogbeni wash it oh!" Imagine if Davido was the one whose tweets resurfaced like this? The backlash? The cancel culture? You noticed how these tweets were directed at little boys in her care? Now, this same Simi came out a few days ago to beckon men to stop graping women. You remember when Ezra was fingered in his animalistic and pedo tweets? What did he do? He deactivated his Twitter account. What did Simi do? She's defending those tweets, saying she meant it from a place of love. A boy putting his head inside your obough was from a place of Love?😭😭 And that sums the difference between a man and a woman. Men take responsibility for their actions. Women will defend their actions. I would have said Nigerians should cancel Simi, but can you cancel what didn't have a beginning in the first place? God already knew Simi would end up like this, that's why he punished her for 600 years in advance. Moral Lesson: No be me talk am ooh 😂

@Ade_adetounn I want to buy Oud Al Layl

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@lavezzedout @RereVonSchopfer Poly......

@RereVonSchopfer We were three o

So today, technology looked at me and said, “Let’s embarrass you at work.” I plugged in my EarPods and immediately started hearing music I did not play. I froze, checked my phone and paused everything but I was still hearing music. Turns out the music was coming from my female colleague sitting in front of me.

@AKakanfo But Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, are all in EU

For those who don't understand the Munroe doctrine and the Geopolitical strategy of Russia, I will break it down in a clear term. The Munroe doctrine America is simple, all the countries in North America and South America must not become a threat to the power, might and hegemony of the United States of America. America does not want to rule the world for 100 years, it wants to rule the world for 1,000 years. The founding fathers of America understood this mission and they set out to achieve this agenda. Firstly, they expanded from the Atlantic to the Pacific in order to ensure that they have no competitor in the Pacific because the Atlantic is already covered by European powers. They ensured that all the countries in South America and central America are pro America through diplomacy and bullets. They built the Panama canal in order to create a Man made short cut between the Pacific and the Atlantic corridor. To create this, America created a brand new country called Panama out of Columbia. The policy of America is simple, any country on the American continent must be pro America or you will be liquidated. It's simple as that. What about Russia??? It's the same. When Russia empire was been built, they Russian leaders understand following things; 1.They must control Crimea and the black Sea 2.They must control the Caucasus. 3.They must control the central Asia. 4.They must control the land borders from the Scandinavian sea to the Artic sea of North America. 5. Ensure that there is no great power on it's border Which is it will not stop at annihilating Ukraine. Under Russian Czars, Russia erased the Indigenous people of what is now Belarus and created Belarus, erased the Tartars and Turkic people in Crimea and imported Russian settlers into it in order to create a Russian dominated Crimea demographically. Russia was not done, it needed access to Central Asia and it began that campaign by fighting against a Muslim country called Circassia for 100 years and erased it from the surface of the earth till this current moment. It created Russian colonies in Kazakhstan, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Tajikistan and in pockets of central Asia. This is the version of the Munroe doctrine of Russian empire. Nobody born of a woman, must dare tell them how to run things in their backyard.

@n6oflife6 Saying this as a Nigerian is funny

If I was a Russian.. by now I would have been sick and tired of being Ruled by Vladimir Putin. What can they say they have truly gained after all his years in Power? 🙄😡🇷🇺

@Secretingrident @mosho_times @SirJarus Osimhen asked for the sub

@mosho_times @SirJarus Right sub to take off Osimhen

I think there is some form of on-field rivalry among our attackers.

@DavidHundeyin @Emarged

And just like that, the Star Spangled Motherfuckers have starter another deadly war in another person's country thousands of miles away! 10 years later when this country is reeling from the effects of this destructive war (which we can all see was started by an external entity), one idiot with more Twitter followers than brain cells will come here and post "WHy wOn'T vEneZueLanS jUsT taKe rEspOnsiBiliTy fOr mEsSiNg uP tHeiR OwN cOunTry aNd sToP BLamiNg tHe cIA? iS iT tHe ciA tHaT tOlD thEm nOT tO bUilD iNfrAStruCtuRe?"

@harvv 13th November

I managed to watch at least one film every day of 2025, so reply with your birthday and I will tell you what film I watched on that day!

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@WaleScottX @Big_Mck So you don't know black sheriff

@Big_Mck Exactly,i dont even know any ghanian artiste except sarkodie,stoneboy and shata wale

It’s not like Nigerians are not receptive of Ghanian artists or songs, the problem lies in production. You are in a party with heavy sound system, you hear Nigerian and Ghanaian songs, you will notice the difference instantly. Nigerian songs are not particularly rich in content, but definitely richer (than Ghanaian) in production and sound quality. I like Ghanaian songs and artists, but I feel like they should ask their Nigerian counterparts for updates regarding production. You wonder why “production” is the difference between songs that cross from GH to Naija and those that don’t. An upcoming artist in Nigeria has better sound quality than some established artist in Ghana.

@Mahjeedor @Pahrees @Buchi_Laba Oya show me your 75M

@Pahrees @Buchi_Laba Dude is talking about small 75M as if is one kind big money. Smh

Burna boy doesn’t do stuff for free 🤡🤡! What have you done in your Life to help anybody?. Do you know how much is 75MILLION NAIRA! You cannot be this loud and stupid. What do you even know about Burna!

@coolerdinamico @mrzeal7 @KwaoBuabeng @kwets11 Morocco eliminated Portugal in last World cup btw

@mrzeal7 @KwaoBuabeng @kwets11 There it is, every bottom is shit in any continent, why do you keep removing the top? Even top Africans get beaten by Europeans

The Euros were full of own goals first 2 weeks, in fact own goals was the top goal scorer at some point😭 but no one refers to that as a”chaos” or a memed it, AFCON is entertaining, but it also provides quality unlike an unbalanced, boring tournament, full of own goals and bad officiating.👍🏾

@Dat_Nato @Emarged Lol, how is her dressing a problem here

@Emarged Being with a woman dressed like that means that, you do not deserve any ounce of respect yourself This should be Common sense Alas, it is not

He was even more respectful to the boyfriend than the girlfriend.

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