Peter Dirks

@USGSstore @LordKeister You have maps at home

It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the map of Denali National Park and Preserve! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)

As always, celebrate St. Patrick's Day by casting the snakes out of your life.

It appears CDOT has responded to protests from groups like @chi_streets against the removal of bike lanes on Halsted to make room for an Amazon warehouse truck turn lane by officially designating the sidewalk as a bikeway. (1/2) twitter.com/babygluckling/…

Not me reading the entire Topology page on Wikipedia so I can prove to Anna that it actually doesn't matter if I make the bed in the morning

Saw a the driver of a Jeep Rubicon slow down for a cyclist trying to move over to the left turn lane today. Anyone who bikes knows what a big deal that was. Gives me hope

They say a dull knife is more dangerous than sharp knife but I would argue that any knife you stab/cut yourself with is equally dangerous

Hey @HolidayInn @SigchoFor25 I’m not moving until they do. The @ClintonBikeLn is not a loading zone.

@annatruong16 You gotta respect their self confidence and ability to look attentive for the whole meeting tho. Couldn't be me

People with their camera on in a 400 person call, what are you doing

@LordKeister Illiteracy strikes again

@Peter_S_Dirks Well I couldn’t read the lesson book it came with for the first few years and then I lost it. Tried picking it back up during lockdown but the roommates said no

Me after my uncle gifted me a harmonica at age 7

Helping folks at the gym remember to wear a mask by farting up a storm at the squat rack #PublicHealth

This should be hanging in the Art Institute.

I don't give a shit about the price of gas at a gas station, I want a sign that says if they have Slurpees or Icees

Is there a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

After a 19-year-old drowned near a Rogers Park beach, a neighbor installed a life ring. The Park District removed it. buff.ly/38sHV7s

@cbjm17 That's because we all keep forgetting Penn is an Ivy League school so now they're overcompensating.

Chicago has a nonzero number of golf courses, that number should be zero.

After-dinner mints but they're actually individually wrapped tums

I'm no biologist but I'm pretty sure this is called convergent evolution?