Second-Rate Native

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Second-Rate Native

@Petercleavers

Servant of Christ •|• Digital Media Enthusiast •|• Social Policy •|• Research •|• Arsenal

People's Republic of China Katılım Ağustos 2013

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·31 Mar

Tonight as I lay to rest, I pray for God’s Providence. I ask of you Lord that if anything, bless the works of my hands to make proud the family that nurtured, raised, stood by & has never forsaken me. To you mum, yo love 💕 is beyond measure. Because of & for you I SHALL WIN 🙏🏾

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·4h

@Senor_Mitch @karungimcknight @tonysteinn25 Ekitegeza otula Kololo Blaaza? In one of those prestigious offices in that upscale neighborhood ? 😁

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Laza@Senor_Mitch·1d

@karungimcknight @tonysteinn25 People get Bodas from Wampewo to Tamarai or Garden city!! We have also not practiced enough walking! Guys can take a Jaj from City Square to Javas via Parliament Avenue. Anyway me as me I walk. Mass at Christ the king, I would always walk to it from office in Kololo and back.

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🍍❄️@karungimcknight·2d

Tbh Kampala is not a walkable city. There is literally no space for pedestrians. Public transportation is many bodas and taxis that don’t have designated spots so you can even get one just outside your gate. To make 5k steps, you have to actually be intentional about it.

Laza@Senor_Mitch

I don’t understand, how are people struggling to make even 5k steps in a day? Are you on your back the whole day?

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·4h

@luketinka @karungimcknight Wait, is this Tinka? Damn! Where have you been at fam?

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luke.@luketinka·1d

@karungimcknight Oh come on. “Kampala is not a walkable city” 😂 If you’re actually serious about getting rid of that belly fat you’ll walk.

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The Disruptor@Disrupttor·1d

A teacher entered the classroom and found the chair he was supposed to sit in hanging from the ceiling. He looked at the students and smiled. Without saying a word, he approached the painting and wrote: Test: 15 minutes, 30 points Question 1. Calculate the distance between the chair and the floor in centimeters (1 point). Question 2. Calculate the angle of inclination of the chair relative to the ceiling and show the calculations performed (1 point). Question 3. Write the name of the student who hung the chair from the ceiling and the names of the friends who helped him. (28 points

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·5h

@GarenOmonigho @Disrupttor Ladies and gentlemen, I raise you the ultimate pick me of academics 😂🤣😂

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Garen omonigho@GarenOmonigho·7h

@Disrupttor 😂😂 Its 28 marks on the line. I was sent to study and get a good grade not hang the teachers chair on the ceiling

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Delusional Takes@DelusionPosting·1d

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·8h

@BossyGoddess Even at 25 nobody wants to marry them 😬

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Draculora@BossyGoddess·9h

Very indecent , I wonder who will marry them when they turn 30

Dear men, we know you have masculine bodies and want to show us those six packs, but can we normalize throwing on something before you leave the house? What do you mean you’re on the balcony in just an underwear!?

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Aine Derrick@hotniqqha·1d

Our Muslim brothers gave us a 3 day weekend. We've repaid them with a 4 day weekend. Over to you atheists 🤝

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·10h

@atuhighray Lol, lil girl has to go to school anyways. We see fatal accidents everyday but I’m sure you still drive on the same roads🤷🏽‍♂️

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Bellé of the App@atuhighray·15h

I dunno how I'm gonna take my kid back to school. I see how their gate doesn't even close well.

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·11h

RT @_abelkirwa: 30 years of growth, lessons, and blessings. It's my birthday today 😀

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Denn Ik@DennIk49024·1d

@oyyndml You can never out retard a nigerian feminist

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·13h

@DennIk49024 @IsaacSparrowJr @oyyndml Ours here may not out number yours but will definitely “out retard” y’all with so much ease. A stranger breached security, accessed a class of early childhood toddlers & slaughtered 4 of them but in the midst of such grief, this is the response of a typical Kampala feminist

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OYYN. 浮@oyyndml·2d

The bar is in hell🤮🤮

Big Kryssi@DuhItsKryssi

When I tell people I get up with my husband every morning at 4:30am to pack his lunch and make him a hot breakfast they asked me if his arms were broken so I don’t think they want to hear it.

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·13h

@Evelyn_Nakaayi @Agnes2Noreen This is why you people shouldn’t rant that men upto now still get shocked when they find a beauty with actual brains 🧠

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Ms. Nakaayi@Evelyn_Nakaayi·19h

@Agnes2Noreen So stupid of her.

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Ms. Nakaayi@Evelyn_Nakaayi·23h

Girl, not today please. Not today!!!

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·23h

@TheRealAssasn You want to influence me too?🤣

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Purely African@TheRealAssasn·1d

I remember when Elon said we shall pay for the blue check/ tick. I was among the guys that jeered and laughed at him. Look at me now, subscribed for a whole year. Total clown.🤡

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·1d

@lifeofdess___ So why did you delete your comment then? Wanna explain? Because you literally condemned her for saying things that she finds nice in her marriage and said cooking for a man at 4am is not good PR for marriage. I hope it’s not Dementia cause you need medical attention

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D🧸♌️@lifeofdess___·1d

@Petercleavers where did I say it was a problem? nowhere. Yall flooding my comments cause yall reading comprehension is in the gutter

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·1d

@PeaceVictoria1 That’s why I told her either she’s still too young and naive or she’s in sectors where she’s her own boss, colleague, subordinate, customer at the same time. Because nobody has been around people and says the can’t stand any argument or they would just leave. As how?

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Peaceful@PeaceVictoria1·1d

With my small experience, trust me you won’t pack up 😂😂😂 Disagreements are very normal as long as it doesn’t lead to physical violence. My grandmother told me “in marriage ngwen keken kuu, okok bene tye iye”

THE VIOLENT ONE@GiftGrace01

One thing I am now sure of is that I can’t manage marriage, one disagreement like this, I am packing up and being independent.😒😩

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·1d

@TheRealAssasn @AthousandBrains @benclark828 @Ritahntaori @LoneChildMJB Big congrats fam I probably should go premium too 😀😀

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Purely African@TheRealAssasn·1d

What a beautiful notification to get early in the morning. It's been a long way coming, you can now subscribe to my page and get those exclusive videos mainstream media doesn't want you to see.

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Second-Rate Native@Petercleavers·1d

@GiftGrace01 You’re probably self employed and in sector that doesn’t require you to have colleagues, bosses and subordinates of that’s not the case then you have a whole lot of growing up to do

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THE VIOLENT ONE@GiftGrace01·1d

One thing I am now sure of is that I can’t manage marriage, one disagreement like this, I am packing up and being independent.😒😩

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Acholi goddd@sk_bongomin93·2d

I wish every government worker would break down their salary the way Lukwago has done here. No MP will ever tell you such a detailed breakdown of how much they earn 😅😂🙌