Peyton Mannings Forehead

@shamanator14 @dadondesmond Imagine the elly he could get

Take one guess where this guy is from #rapeauburnpike

Tried to split the mini G and came up short, might have lost my man card for a little

But where are all the Mexicans gonna go? Mexico. But where all the Indians gonna go? India. But where all the Haitians gonna go? Haiti. Are you seeing a pattern? They have a home. This is my home, not theirs. Whole countries named after them. They’re right there on the map.

@Vern_Funquist Skip 2 big time, towns cool I guess, people stink, no culture, and the stadium reminds you of church, may be worth it to go to a higher stakes CBB game but that’s it

Top 10 places I still need to see/want to go for a college football game or campus in general 1. Knoxville 2. Chapel Hill 3. College Station 4. Raleigh 5. Fayetteville 6. Boone 7. Fort Worth 8. Charlottesville 9. Seattle/UW 10. Lincoln What are y’all’s?

“Hey tough guy. Yea I’m talking to you, young white guy with a normal life. You ready to MAN UP and vote against your own interests?”

@MLFootball 2 dudes dancing, with their cheeks and dong out to look “tough”, don’t get how sagging isn’t gay

TRENDING: Carolina #Panthers 2025 second-round pick pass rusher Nic Scourton posted this video saying that this will be his new Sack Celly this season. 💀💀💀 This video has gone viral on social media:

No bigger Irishmen then you Barack!

@ryanwhitney6 Canes are the most elite team in the east retards in the comments saying otherwise. Maybe they’ll lose to habs/sabres but they have proved they are the best

Carolina being 8-0 without giving up more than 2 goals in any game is a sick joke. Is it metro being fraudulent or are they just that good. I think it may be the latter

@bringbackdixie0 Direct pipeline to UTK SAE

Who does more sack!

How bout the canes

Deport 50 million illegals and EVERYTHING becomes affordable again. Here’s what would happen: 1. Rent drops by 30% 2. Home prices drop 3. $1 Trillion in education cost saved 4. $70 Billion in welfare saved 5. Health insurance would drop 6. Gas would drop Only $6B to deport

@jeffknox55 @big_kahuna_67

Hampden-Sydney provides the best college experience in America if you’re a man of class.

@SamaHoole 70/30 is for pussies get 0/100, A real man like myself has learned to eat one large bite of beef tallow

The Ground Beef Mastery Ladder. Tier 1: Buys 5% lean. Drains the fat. Pats it with kitchen roll. Adds a splash of olive oil to "make it healthier." Tier 2: Buys 10%. Still drains it. Briefly considers keeping the fat but loses nerve at the last moment. Tier 3: Buys 15%. Stops draining. Stirs the fat back in. Tastes the food again for the first time in years. Tier 4: Buys 20%. Notices the bag is cheaper than the lean stuff. Notices it tastes better. Notices a pattern. Tier 5: Cooks the mince in butter on top of its own fat. The pan is now a small pond. The pond is the point. Tier 6: Stops adding herbs, spices, sauces, garlic, onion, and tomato paste. Discovers it was the meat they liked all along. Tier 7: Forgets the salt one evening. Eats it anyway. Realises halfway through that it didn't need the salt either. Sits with that for a while. Tier 8: Eats 500g in one sitting. Is full. Is not hungry until tomorrow lunchtime. Quietly suspicious of the last twenty years of breakfast advice. Tier 9: Buys mince for breakfast. Cooks it in tallow. Eats it with three eggs. Goes about their day. Tier 10: Asks the butcher for 70/30. The butcher nods like a man recognising one of his own. The journey is not from lean to fatty. The journey is from being afraid of food to being fed by it.

@FBGreatMoments Mike Alstott

Name a fullback you actually remember by name.

@MissJilianne But it’s not disgusting that they charge the citizens who pay taxes to found these parks $20/80

I think it’s disgusting the United States charges $100 per person visiting our country to enter a National Park. Embarrassing too!

@TuckerHarlin I get what your saying but your pulling the best players from 10 teams vs a 10 player 1 team roster, but should be better offensively

I'm no mathematician, but by my very rough calculations: Tennessee's seven transfers averaged a combined 107.3 PPG last season. The 11 players who played more than 10 minutes a game for the #Vols last season, including Cade Phillips, combined for 85.1 PPG.

Black couple infront of me is practically making love on the lat pulldown machine and the 50 year old dad just tossed in his mouth piece to hang clean 135 #mondaymoltivation

@shamanator14 Are those hot dogs? Must be a secret gay swinger code thing

bathing suit at the bar and it’s 60 degrees #whatarewedoing

@freddy_buckner Being lefty makes me think you may also be a homosexual

What yall think of the putter grip? Was a gift from my grandma btw

@agiantjoke Pretty wild he didn’t even somewhat translate guess he couldn’t get out of his own ass

Nobody else moves like this