Christian Stavrakis™

It's an honor to have designed these alongside the legendary @GhoulishGary! We can't wait to show you what we've done... 😱🤩❤️

@GhoulishGary Those in particular, or others from the spinoff novel series? I got you. 🦎

@DanielDKraus @Monrozombi A hinged medical school skeleton that was used in Oddfellows Lodge initiations until it was bought by a guy named Wintersteller who owned a costume shop. Marilyn Wick eventually bought the shop and its contents... (1/2)

@Monrozombi @DanielDKraus She was nicknamed Betsy and is buried in an unmarked plot in Mt. Lebanon.

@DanielDKraus @Phasmos I was part of a movie that we tried to get made and this was part of it halloweenlove.com/the-incredible…

@toddpetersen @DanielDKraus @Monrozombi @DrWalkingDead Legit, from circa 2005 or so. There’s probably a ©️ MKR Group mark on it somewhere.

Don’t miss a special episode of GARF 247 tonight! Matt Blazi and Eric Kent will present the Pioneer Award event honoring Russ Streiner. Catch it at 8PM ET: @garfnetwork?si=tWH4MlwVsmq892d4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@garfnetwork?s…

@mjfree I’d say a dead swamp rat’s decaying asshole, but I don’t wish to offend the rat.

What do you see?

@mjfree FUCK YEAH!! 🙌

CAN I GET A FUCK YEAH!!!! ✋✋✋

@ajnamdeplume @johncusack I’d suggest “deplorable,” but I think it’s a badge of honor to these morons.

@johncusack Have run out of adjectives for the MAGA & GOP traitors. Need a word stronger than reprehensible, disastrous, etc.

This vicious thuggette should not ever be normalized ever again . Anywhere . She is 100 % fascist . Normal humans try to imagine the horror and grief our brothers and sisters are living - but this cheap trick trump wanna be - comes out with “ Finish them “ ? ( them = the other = human beings ) And wants to be treated as a decent human ?she’s not a decent human - she’s a Nazi . “Kill anything that moves “ - was Vietnam policy . “ Exterminate the brutes . “ was the cry in Conrad’s Heart of Darkness “Finnish them “

@Jamie_Nash “Spelled check without ‘que’” “Spelled ‘spelled’ without a T”

Everything but Columbia House... always felt like a cult.

@NOFSpodcast Betty & Veronica. Duh.

Who are they? Wrong answers only.

@ZineMatica Thanks, dude! 😄🙏

@Phasmos ALSO WTF WOW Hi Mr Stavrakis! I swear sometimes I forget to even look at names on here. You rule!

Tom Savini and Christian Stavrakis talk about Emulators/Roms on the UK Dawn of the Dead DVD from 99! This is such an underrated commentary track 😁

@NOFSpodcast #MortalRemains 💀🩸

Name the most INTENSE horror movie you've ever seen! 👻

@DanielDKraus Here’s one! 😂😳 ebay.com/itm/2957717267…

What a gift that filmmakers like Wes Craven, Tobe Hooper & George Romero were alive at a time when audio commentaries became a thing. They're gone but you can watch Dawn with Romero. Elm St with Craven. ChainSaw with Hooper. Any time you want. Just slide in that disc. It's magic.

Dear @elonmusk — this Tesla is awesome…but could please you make the navigation lady speak a little more quickly?

@KeithOlbermann @LindseyGrahamSC @ChickfilA Well spoken, Keith. 👏👏

@LindseyGrahamSC @ChickfilA Dear Moron: The law is: if you get one of the monopolies on the NY State Thruway you have to be open seven days a week for the sake of the drivers who have nowhere else to eat. Also fuck you, you Trumpist whore. Oh and your Chick-Fil-A crapshack food too.

As if the insanity by the left couldn’t get any worse, Democrats in New York are trying to force @ChickfilA to open on Sundays… I showed up to their Manhattan location today while visiting NYC to send a clear message: Hands off OUR Chick-Fil-A! Join me in this fight ⬇️ teamgraham.us/pbxiha4z God bless.

The GARF gave Mr Russ Streiner the 5th GAR PIONEER Award It was a lovely celebration of an incredible person who has done so much!

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com

Dear @SciAm: I'll buy you that extra S if you're running low...