Sir Topham Phatt

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Sir Topham Phatt

@PhattCuntroller

The appendix doesn't do anything and mine managed to fail at that.

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MARLON
MARLON@Nintenmarz·
@PhattCuntroller @reformparty_uk When did he say he wants an insurance based system? In the reform manifesto? The last election? The one before that? The one before that? Since the referendum? He did say we should look at the French healthcare system because it works better.
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Reform UK
Reform UK@reformparty_uk·
Reform UK wins 100% of the seats in Jonathan Brash’s constituency with a whopping 50% of the vote. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke.
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Sir Topham Phatt
Sir Topham Phatt@PhattCuntroller·
@Bbmorg Being able to say the N word on TV when I'm not black.
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Cheeky Monkey Sanity Services
Cheeky Monkey Sanity Services@CheekyMonkey147·
Oh you brave little keyboard warrior, well done. You called the Prime Minister a cunt online and nothing happened. Congratulations, you’ve discovered the one tiny corner of speech they haven’t fully policed yet. Now try this: • Call out grooming gangs by name and ethnicity. • Say mass migration is destroying working class communities. • Post the wrong meme at the wrong time. • Criticise the Prophet in the wrong postcode. See how long your “free speech” lasts then, you soft get. We don’t have free speech. We have two-tier speech — you can slag off the government all day, but try criticising the protected classes and watch how fast the police come knocking. That’s not freedom, that’s a fucking leash. We ain’t going out like that. #TheMonkeyBrotherhood #GorillaWarfare 🐒
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Sir Topham Phatt
Sir Topham Phatt@PhattCuntroller·
@Nintenmarz @reformparty_uk Old Nige has said on stage he wants an insurance based health system. And what's going to go into that bill of rights? Until he can promise that whatever he wants to put in it is either equal or better than what we have, Then I'll remain skeptical.
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MARLON
MARLON@Nintenmarz·
@PhattCuntroller @reformparty_uk Where in their manifesto does it say they want to privatise the NHS? Where have you heard that? And why would a British bill of rights replacing a 70 year old agreement that has become more activist and out of date mean losing your human rights?
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Sir Topham Phatt
Sir Topham Phatt@PhattCuntroller·
@ABoyandastick1 @reformparty_uk Having trouble at the moment to be honest. There's a civil war between different types of trains for some reason. The steam trains are complaining that the diesel trains are taking their jobs. I couldn't give a shit, I just want the express to Knapford to run on time.
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Cheeky Monkey Sanity Services
Cheeky Monkey Sanity Services@CheekyMonkey147·
We’ve already lost our human rights — the right to free speech, the right to safe streets, the right for our daughters to walk home without getting groomed, the right to a fair housing list, the right to an NHS that isn’t collapsing under the weight of mass migration. Our healthcare is already fucked because we’re importing millions of people while our own elderly and sick wait years. This isn’t about “losing” rights. This is about finally saying British people should come first in Britain again. The silent majority is done being called racist for wanting their own country to feel like theirs. We ain’t going out like that. #TheMonkeyBrotherhood #GorillaWarfare 🐒
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Cheeky Monkey Sanity Services
Cheeky Monkey Sanity Services@CheekyMonkey147·
Do you want my cash app? When Joe Rogan and others talk about how Britain has fallen, it genuinely feels like a knife through the heart. Because it’s true. We’ve watched our country get broken year after year. We’re not dead yet. And we’re not going out like that.🐒 #LemmeMonkeySplainIt
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Cheeky Monkey Sanity Services
Cheeky Monkey Sanity Services@CheekyMonkey147·
Yesterday’s results hit me right in the chest. For the first time in years I actually feel proper hope surging through me. Saint George’s Day I sat in my car and cried because I thought my country was finished. Yesterday I felt like crying again — but this time they were tears of hope. The silent majority is finally waking up. The tide is turning. Britain might actually have a chance. I haven’t felt this optimistic in years. Thank you to everyone who voted Reform. We’re not dead yet. #TheMonkeyBrotherhood 🐒
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Reform UK
Reform UK@reformparty_uk·
It’s clear that Labour voters are switching directly to Reform. We are penetrating the red wall in a way the pollsters and experts simply didn’t predict. Britain wants Reform.
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Nicola 🇬🇧
Nicola 🇬🇧@beyondhills_·
Today I get to walk into work smug as hell. My colleague has spent months frothing at the mouth, calling Reform Nazis, ripping up flyers posted through our door like a deranged activist, the full works! This morning? Reform are winning. I’ve been biting my tongue for months… but I voted Reform. All those “far right” smears, the hysterical meltdowns, the pathetic tantrums… completely obliterated! Change is coming. This is just the beginning.
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Sir Topham Phatt
Sir Topham Phatt@PhattCuntroller·
@LozzaFox Are we allowed to say the N word now? That's what I voted for.
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Laurence Fox
Laurence Fox@LozzaFox·
The day woke socialism died. General election now.
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Sir Topham Phatt
Sir Topham Phatt@PhattCuntroller·
@LBC So happy for Reform. Just punched an Asian bloke to celebrate. Well done Nigel. 🎉🎊
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LBC
LBC@LBC·
There are growing calls for Sir Keir Starmer to resign as Prime Minister after early local election results proved devastating for the Labour Party. lbc.co.uk/article/starme…
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Sir Topham Phatt
Sir Topham Phatt@PhattCuntroller·
Hot Honey doesn't need to be on everything. What next? Hot honey dog food? Hot honey toothpaste? Hot honey antibiotics? Hot honey lube? Would certainly spice things up in the bedroom. Calling it now though, Greggs Hot honey sausage rolls, Coming soon....
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Restore Britain
Restore Britain@RestoreBritain_·
Restore Britain will remove those foreign nationals who are incapable of speaking English.
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Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧@TRobinsonNewEra·
MASSIVE REPATRIATIONS AND REMIGRATION NOW! Denmark stands at a crossroads. Men are assaulted. Women are raped. Some are murdered. Immigration policy is completely derailing. Now it has to be enough. Only the Danish People's Party can solve Denmark's problems with non-Western immigrants. We will initiate comprehensive repatriations and create clear incentives to leave voluntarily. Both are necessary so that we can live in safety, security, and never again feel alienated in our own home. WE DEMAND REPATRIATIONS OF: ✈️ Criminals without Danish citizenship ✈️ Non-Danish citizens who do not support themselves ✈️ Refugees whose home countries now have peace WE ALSO HAVE A PLAN FOR REMIGRATION: The Danish People's Party is in fact the only party that has developed a comprehensive plan for how we will encourage everyone living an Islamic life to leave voluntarily. AND THIS IS HOW WE WILL DO IT: 1. Review all citizenships granted in the last 20 years 2. Require reconfirmation of all citizenships granted in the last 8 years 3. Strip all citizenships granted to criminals 4. Ensure that conventions do not restrict Danish immigration policy 5. Establish permanent and effective border control 6. Deny aid to countries that do not accept their own citizens 7. Close the doors at Danish repatriation centers 8. Fight for criminals to serve sentences outside Denmark's borders 9. Establish an entry ban for returned migrants 10. Create a repatriation ministry 11. Ban remittances. 12. Ban foreign funding of religious associations 13. End the legal right to family reunification 14. Track down and deport all illegal migrants 15. Ban or impose taxes on halal products 16. Halt all permanent residence permits 17. Close Muslim free schools 18. Remove the Islamic headscarf from our public institutions 19. Ban the Islamic call to prayer 20. Deport all foreigners on the police wanted list 21. Remove official recognition of Islamic faith communities 22. Press the button and initiate massive repatriations The time is not for more excuses. The time has come to grasp the nettle. The time has come to DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
Morten Messerschmidt@MrMesserschmidt

MASSIVE HJEMSENDELSER OG REMIGRATION NU! Danmark står ved en skillevej. Mænd overfaldes. Kvinder voldtages. Nogle myrdes. Udlændingepolitikken er ved at løbe fuldstændig af sporet. Nu må det være nok. Kun Dansk Folkeparti kan løse Danmarks problemer med ikke-vestlige indvandrere. Vi vil iværksætte omfattende hjemsendelser og lave klare incitamenter til selv at rejse hjem. Begge dele er nødvendigt for at vi kan leve i tryghed, sikkerhed og aldrig mere føle os fremmedgjorte i vores eget hjem. VI KRÆVER HJEMSENDELSER AF: ✈️ Kriminelle uden dansk statsborgerskab ✈️ Ikke-danske statsborgere, der ikke forsørger sig selv ✈️ Flygtninge med fred i deres hjemland VI HAR OGSÅ EN PLAN FOR REMIGRATION: Dansk Folkeparti er nemlig det eneste parti, der har udarbejdet en omfattende plan for, hvordan vi vil animere alle, der lever en islamisk tilværelse til selv at rejse hjem. OG SÅDAN VIL VI GØRE DET: 1. Gennemgå alle statsborgerskaber de sidste 20 år 2. Kræve genbekræftelse af alle statsborgerskaber tildelt de sidste 8 år 3. Fratage alle statsborgerskaber tildelt kriminelle 4. Sikre, at konventioner ikke begrænser dansk udlændingepolitik 5. Etablere permanent og effektiv grænsekontrol 6. Nægte bistand til lande, der ikke tager imod deres egne statsborgere 7. Lukke døren på danske udrejsecentre 8. Kæmpe for, at kriminelle afsoner uden for Danmarks grænser 9. Etablere et indrejseforbud for hjemrejste migranter 10. Oprette et hjemrejse-ministerium 11. Forbyde remitter. 12. Forbyde udenlandsk finansiering af religiøse foreninger 13. Stoppe for retskravet på familiesammenføring 14. Opspore og udvise alle illegale migranter 15. Forbyde eller sætter afgifter på halal-produkter 16. Sætte en stopper for alle permanente opholdstilladelser 17. Lukke muslimske friskoler 18. Få det islamiske hovedtørklæde ud af vores offentlige institutioner 19. Forbyde islamisk bønnekald 20. Udvise alle udlændinge på politiets bandeliste 21. Fjerne den officielle anerkendelse af islamisk trossamfund 22. Trykke på knappen og påbegynde massive hjemsendelser Tiden er ikke til flere undskyldninger. Tiden er kommet til at tage fat om nældens rod. Tiden er kommet til at GØRE NOGET VED DET.

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Sophie Corcoran
Sophie Corcoran@sophielouisecc·
We need to reverse the rise of minimum wage.
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