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@Aliathewhite Maybe you and captive dork can go have a butt baby together and name it PolDreamer Netanyahu. “Everything anti-zaiohnest is brown coded” dorks.

@DiscussingFilm She be tiredt ‘n sheeit.

And put all of the hair clippings straight into your collar/hood.

@0x49fa98 Stanley cups, handmaids tale, car yapping hand talking videos, “red flags,” DINKs, ad nauseam…

@ClashofClans Whoever is running this A/B mass super witch/lavaloon is a fucking moron. Watching me get smoked multiple times without the same for revenge is bullshit. Fuckin clowns you are.

We had an issue with claiming rewards in the Clash vs. Skeletons event so we’re extending it 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, this time for 12 hours. Make sure to collect your rewards before May 19, 20:00 UTC. 🎁

@HooverInst I don’t care. I don’t want these scammers in my community.

How did high-skilled immigrants from India both support America’s 2000s tech boom and spark India’s transformation into the world’s largest IT exporter? Hint: it’s not a story of “brain drain” — it’s actually one of brain circulation. Learn more.

@MAGA_X_Times @keknocracy These scammers have disposable souls. Shuffle them off into the afterlife.

Westerville, Ohio One of our uninvited guests from the sanctuary state of Illinois just got busted preying on a 76-year-old grandma. Scammers posing as Amazon, U.S. Marshals, and local police convinced her her accounts were tied to money laundering and trafficking. She handed over $40K cash in a duct-taped shoebox… then nearly lost $400K turned into 80 gold bars in a Starbucks parking lot drop. Westerville PD ran a perfect sting — cops swarmed the lot and arrested the courier, Ankush, on the spot. Illinois DL + Indian passport. Spoke almost no English. Confirmed in the U.S. illegally Victim: A 76-year-old Westerville woman. ⏺️ Scam details (started around February 2026): Scammers impersonated Amazon customer service, then claimed to be U.S. Marshals and Westerville police. They convinced her that her accounts were compromised and tied to serious crimes (money laundering, sex/drug trafficking). They pressured her to “protect” her money by: ⏺️ First withdrawing ~$40,000 cash (which she handed over in a duct-taped shoebox to a “federal agent” who came to her home). ⏺️ Then withdrawing another ~$400,000, converting it into 80 gold bars, and delivering them to a contact at a local Starbucks parking lot. ⏺️ The sting and arrest: Westerville police were tipped off and set up surveillance. In April 2026, the suspect (identified only by the first name Ankush) showed up in the Starbucks lot expecting to pick up the gold bars. Officers surrounded his car and arrested him on the spot. ⏺️ Charges: Attempted theft from a protected person + telecommunications fraud. ⏺️ Suspect background (per Westerville police): Ankush had an Illinois driver’s license and an Indian passport. He spoke little English, provided no last name, and authorities confirmed he was in the United States illegally. He was booked into the Delaware County jail.

@Paralelogram777 @captive_dreamer She looks like she’s from the cuphead video game.

Now that the dust has settled, can we admit this chick is pretty overrated?

@radar_online Oh wow, a kvetching yenta that hates White people. Never seen that before…

Chelsea Handler has officially entered the chat — and she’s not holding back as she takes aim at Spencer Pratt’s wild run for LA mayor… (🎥: INSTAGRAM)

@uncledoomer The base of a telephone pole is a Mustang GT’s natural habitat.

this used to be a dirt cheap shitbox you could buy as a high schooler and wrap around a telephone pole after your first bottle of hooch with your freshman gf in the passenger seat. now baby boomers are bidding them up to $15k on bring a trailer

@Negen_11 @0x49fa98

“The Morning Visitor” is a highly controversial 1967 painting depicting what the artist Dino Buzzati called “the inevitable consequence and pain of unchecked third-world immigration.”

@kkarnik03 @JackalopeGulch @KellyIsRightTX You’re a locust in human form.

You guys are getting SO offended by a joke photo of me grilling burgers which is what TEXANS do. Imagine how Texans feel about you guys not respecting it here in real life. Get off your high horse. True Texans are raised to respect our nature and not litter. Putting milk , statues and fruit in our lakes is far more insulting to us than some stupid AI photo. Texans are tired of seeing India stores pop up on every corner, every new shopping center around here is Indian!! This isn’t INDIA! It’s insulting to us.

@HarmlessYardDog Disposable souls

Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will sell your beautiful shrine roof for scrap...

@shinobu_books Fair trial then:

Japanese police caught two Sri Lankans with a car full of copper roofing ripped from temples and shrines. They took advantage of the post earthquake situation in the Noto peninsula. $2,500 worth of copper but probably 10x that to repair the damage

@AutismCapital I got blocked from a Japanese handjob artist for suggesting he check out her profile.

This Japanese man measuring the value of his monetization in handjobs is one of the best running bits on X.

@ClownWorld Typical.

@calotonterias Same with breast reductions

Las mujeres tienden a recomendar cortarse más el pelo a las mujeres que perciben como igual de atractivas que ellas mismas.

@get_in_the_pod Weak. Sorry it’s a factor in your life. Cancer sucks for everyone. It’s the worst.

I told a friend that a family member of mine has cancer and she said cancer is too triggering to talk about so that was that..

@libsoftiktok The actual election will be a different story. Ramaswary is a foreigner with intent to import more of his ethnic cohorts to overrun OH. Brutus Buckeye will become Vishnu in short order.

Vivek won EVERY SINGLE county in Ohio. His primary challenger didn’t win a single county

@FischerKing64 PDX after occupy got on a downhill slide: encampments allowed and the homeless recruitment and support intensified leading to increased panhandling support and decreased policing for bums and associated property crimes. Antífa riots/advocacy are an extrapolation of it.

Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland and Seattle could be jewels of the United States - and they were in recent memory. These cities are all beautiful in their own ways. But they’re embarrassments because of bad governance, and lax policing. These are choices.