




AyoClassic
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@Pheezyclassic
Husband, Father to a beautiful baby boy ❣️, Microbiologist, QA/QC personnel, FSMS, cGMP, GLP and HACCP, Intermediate level in comp operations.







This is the present condition of sango bridge inward sango garage. Sango needs a flowing drainage or canal to channel water to. @NoimotOyedele @tunjiakinosi @Olayinkuse




My friend wife gave birth last week in Nigeria, and tomorrow is supposed to be tbe Naming ceremony day. His landlord called him this afternoon that he his not allow to set any canopies inside the compound and no playing of music also. Meanwhile, my friend has invited both family and friends for his Naming tomorrow because that his first child since 5years of waiting. Pls, what can he do not to disappoint his guest tomorrow?


Except you are getting paid for it, never crash out on a podcast. Everyone involved in the production gets paid, you don’t get paid and you are likely going to be a meme for foolishness forever. Being privately foolish is one thing. Being a renowned fool is another. Don’t do it even if you get paid. But if you must do it, at least ask “for how much?” Whatever you do, have friends. Friends that will let you know that what you are about to do is an act of perpetual foolishness. Or help you negotiate a good reward for it. Don’t let anyone deceive you, there is no reward for crashing out in public. That’s what your room is for. Or your friends. Or your family. Will Smith is Will Smith. At least he is a billionaire or so. Don’t be a poor Will Smith.

24 hours after surgery. Doctor listens to patient's bowel with a stethoscope. Bowel sounds present. DOCTOR: Madam, you can drink water now. Start small and increase gradually. PATIENT: But doctor, I have not messed. DOCTOR: That's not a problem. Your intestines are moving. You can drink water. PATIENT: No ooo. They said I should not put anything in my mouth until I mess. I will wait, doctor. It's like you don't know what you're doing.







This actually happened a few weeks ago. Doctor: Don't feed your kids before coning for surgery. Mother: Sure, Doctor, am I a fool? Doctor: Of course you're not. 9am on day of Surgery Doctor: (Knowing the mother would lie, faces the 12 year old) Hello, What did you eat? Boy: *Excitedly* Bread and coke. Doctor: *faces mother* Surgery has been cancelled. Mother: *Starts crying* 😢 😭 😢 Doctor: 👇




“If you want to review my movies,be constructive, I’m a learned person. I have Diploma in Law. BA in Linguistics & Nigerian languages. I have Masters in Public Administration and My LLB in view” — Wumi Toriola