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This tweet gets worse as you read it. Shouldn't be surprised when you read the below from Gabby Logan herself.

@Happy_Mondays will Party At G-mex ever get released on a digital format - DVD, Blu-ray, MP3, or CD. Such a great gig, shame to just have VHS rips on YouTube in 2026.

@juliasuzanne76 Stuck in my mind as it’s such a random 80s pop star to still like now! Hope I didn’t mis-hear!

@PhilHeppenstall Oooh yes I am!

@juliasuzanne76 think I just heard Simon Mayo saying Tiffany is a guest on Greatest Hits Radio later today, think you said you were a bit of a fan?

@emzy_g09 @daraobriain Hope he was good!

Mistake number 2 of a night seeing @daraobriain. Bought the tickets a year ago. Thought I was at the front, row E. No,no, row EE. Right at the back 🙈

@Jezzer1969 @SwillBohanna @BBCBargainHunt @natasharadio @BBCiPlayer Same, surprised neither expert pointed it out. Maybe they genuinely hadn’t discussed their scores so only the host and production crew would/should have known that was the case.

@SwillBohanna @BBCBargainHunt @natasharadio @BBCiPlayer Yes i thought that aswell, surprised nothing was mentioned on the show to be honest.

We've all racked our brains and we can't remember an episode like it! 😲 Can you? Watch @natasharadio's reaction to an historic #BBCBargainHunt episode. Catch up on @BBCiPlayer now.

@DeludedOf I thought we were signing Donald Mallard the cartoon duck?

All the “mags at work” saying they should sign Dan Ballard. 👍

@Wrightie7 You should put it at the bottom of some steps for a laugh.

This was chucked out from a house up the road… you know what they say, one mans shit is another man’s…errrrrrr shit 🤣🤣🤣 quirky thing though.

@KirkleesWinter If you post to BlueSky there’s a bridgey thing that automatically then duplicates to Mastodon too, all you need to do to enable it is follow a specific account on Bluesky.

What social media channels would you seek us out on?

@LukeEdwardsTele Was pretty good from 1997 up to oh I dunno about 3 elections later.

I’m in my 40s. I don’t remember the UK being a happy place at any point let alone everyone getting on with each other in peace. Ah the good old days when you left your front door unlocked and we all held hands and skipped to work in the morning. Ah the good old days when everyone was your friend. The good old days of Racist and homophobic assaults in the streets, the miners strike, the poll tax riots… Is this a parody account?

@Merrers73 @KirkleesWinter They won’t take recycled waste in bags. It’s ridiculous, they’re basically forcing people to put things that aren’t card but can be recycled into the bags for the grey bin.

@KirkleesWinter Can we have extra bags for our green bin too? Some people can't get to the refuse centres.

Bin Collections - Update (thread) Due to the sustained period of snow and ice across the district, bin crews have faced challenging conditions which have hindered their ability to empty bins safely this week. We now have a recovery plan in place for uncollected bins.

@KirkleesWinter Four weeks by the time it gets emptied, this is ridiculous. It was full last week and wasn’t collected this week, what are we supposed to do between now and a week on Monday?

@nufcscott1968 @MagpieMediaX @CraigHope_DM I’d like to see Osula given a chance.

@MagpieMediaX @CraigHope_DM It might make a lot of sense but it's disrespectful to Bromley and disrespectful to the fans who actually have to pay more for the Bromley game than for the Semi Final against Arsenal.

🚨 - Eddie Howe is likely to name an entirely new #NUFC eleven for the FA Cup game against Bromley next weekend, according to @CraigHope_DM on YT 💬 Makes a lot of sense, this - our star players deserve a rest after a hectic run of fixtures. They can be named on the bench in case of an emergency. 😅 You’d think that Vlachodimos, Targett, Miley, Willock, Barnes and Osula are obvious picks for this one given their squad statuses in the PL recently, and I do think Botman will start (unless he plays against Arsenal in midweek) to gain some valuable minutes as he looks to reach prime match fitness. Schar should come back in after a double suspension - he’ll be nice and fresh. 🔋 That leaves RB, DM, and a winger slot open. If the manager’s going to field an entirely rotated side like Craig has suggested, these are the players he COULD opt for: RB: Leo Shahar - an outstanding talent, captain of England at youth level - very similar profile to Trippier. DM: Travis Hernes - has starred for U21s this season, featured vs Girona & Brest in pre-season which shows Howe’s recognition of his ability and potential. LW: Trevan Sanusi - key player for U21s at just 17yo, shone in pre-season in Japan and vs Girona, immense prospect who I’d like to see on the left wing (Barnes is more than capable on the right to accommodate this.) These lads are the future of our club and they’re more than capable of competing against a mid-table League Two side, especially alongside some senior players. #NUFCFans #FACup #Newcastle

@KirkleesWinter Any idea whether there’ll be bin collections in Heckmondwike today? As they weren’t emptied last week due to the festive period they need emptying.

It’s a cold one! We’ll grit our normal gritting network from 4pm and we’ll do another grit from 5am. We’ll also be keeping an eye on things overnight with our night patrol.

@nufcscott1968 @joshpearson180 If it was accidental Duran would have apologised. Definitely meant it.

@joshpearson180 Was Right beneath me and he definitely kicked out. Red card all day long.

That will get rescinded because it was a slip, totally accidental Games ruined now, shambles 👍🏼

@LukeEdwardsTele Those saying it was accidental, if it was Duran would have apologised. That he didn’t speaks volumes.

The Duran red card really isn’t very controversial. In real time it looked like a red card. He is looking where to put his left foot down and makes sure it’s on Schar. The second one is irrelevant but is also dangerous. Two studs on the back of a player lying on the floor. Equals a red card #nufc

@anon_opin Vikings were really Africans if you go back far enough….

The Normans were really Vikings. The Normans invaded and created the British Establishment that created the Empire. So the British Empire should really be called the Viking Empire.

@rosshmediaman Owners at clubs in L1 and L2 should publish how much of their own money they spend to keep the clubs afloat. I doubt it’s an insignificant sum at most of them. Would be great for clubs to be fan-owned but what club has fans with the money to pay for running costs and signings?

To read this post is to understand what a football club means to its supporters and city. Neil is my next-door neighbour and as passionate as anyone about Bradford City. It would seem a desire for a change of ownership is stirring within the Bantams’ fanbase. #bcafc

@juliasuzanne76 I get why you use X, it has far greater reach, but it’s dreadful now. Mastodon is the better of the three but hoping BlueSky takes off and takes over from X. Social Media without rules and moderation is a cesspit. Anyway, have a great Christmas and New Year!

The quote tweeters have been busy again. Replies are turned off not because I'm a coward and don't want to hear from people who disagree with me. They are turned off because of the vile insults I receive and I don't have to put up with it. Ta!

@nufcscott1968 @mhardysport It’s like the judges were nobbled and told what to score it but not which rounds. Would have accepted either winning by one or two with each judge at most but to say Fury only won 4 rounds out of 12 (none were drawn) and all three agree on that just doesn’t ring true.

@mhardysport Wasn't 116 to 112 though. Much closer than that, perhaps a draw even.

If you bought into the ‘Fury is/was a great’ noise then it’s a sobering night.