Philip Calder

@WhiplashUnited @Ticketek_AU Same.

Trying to pay for Ashes tickets and @Ticketek_AU kicked me out, now I have to go back to the end of the cue. Such bullshit.

MPs who lost their seats in the election and served more than one term get a payout called the “resettlement allowance” of up to $116,830 (6 months’ pay). One-termers get $58,415. #auspol

@DavidMAndrews Ahhh didn’t realise they won!

@PhilipCalder9 Oh I'd definitely have sent India in, but I was just shocked they chose to bat on the cloudiest and coolest day of the test!

Day for it. Always great to be at the SCG, but not sure I would've chosen to bat first. No complaints as a fan, though...

@Leo_Puglisi6 To their great credit they have made good on their promise for replacement tickets at no cost for my wife.

JETSTAR: "We extend our thoughts to our aviation industry colleagues and their families who will all feel the impact of today's news" If Bonza employees [want] to discuss recruitment opportunities within Jetstar and Qantas, we've set up a dedicated page on our careers website."

@Zampakid This is so niche but so so so goooood 😂

@mattaroney Always best to go back to the original text.

I mean, do we really need this?!

@chris_griffith And I’ve just landed here and they won’t let us off the plane.

Security screening at Brisbane airport ground to a halt c 30 minutes ago for some undisclosed reason. Long queues now. People here will miss their flights if things don’t move soon. #brisbane #airport #news #security

@CorinneEMay Wow surely not! Congratulations on an amazing stint and for being a great boss! I still miss working with you!

After 13 years, 2 newsrooms, a tonne of blazers & countless exceptional colleagues, it’s time for me to finish up at WIN News. I feel so lucky to have told the stories of regional Queenslanders, presented news & weather and overseen 7 bureaus. Signing off for one final time 🎤📺

@Bianca_Stone @AnnastaciaMP Disgusting. And how does she not know who you are!?

Journalists are given limited opportunity at these government media conferences to ask questions. If @AnnastaciaMP wants pleasantries she should stick around a bit longer so that all of the journalists in the room can ask their questions. And it actually doesn’t matter who I am.

ADF ARE NOT POLICE. @BrentMickelberg @couriermail

@jamesmacpherson James I share your frustration and would love to go back to church. But it would be setting a very poor example. “Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established...” Romans 13:1 NIV bible.com/bible/111/rom.…

CHURCHES should, en masse, advise authorities they will resume services this weekend With State Premiers now allowing thousands of people to march through city streets & gather shoulder-by-shoulder in city squares, there is no good reason places of worship should not open (1/7)

@bairdjulia @johnpauldickson Your summation is wrong.

@johnpauldickson I read the entire speech.

This is unprecedented. Are there any same sex marriage supporters out there who are considering leaving the Anglican church because of this?

Oh that’s right, now that daylight saving has started, Twitter is full of spoilers. 🤦🏻‍♂️ #DaylightSaving4Qld #maskedsinger

@MaduraMcCormack @tsv_bulletin @daily_mercury That went quick! Well for me at least 😜 Hopefully a few more to come!

Today marks one year since I started at the @tsv_bulletin after scoring the elusive double hat-trick of front pages at the @daily_mercury and moving my entire life four hours north. I’m still exhausted.

The curtain will fall on 24 years of Cowboys memories at 1-300 Smiles Stadium tonight. @JoshTBristow #9News

Youch! What an idiot.

@daveysaid @SkyNewsAust I thought the plan was always to sell it? Eventually?

Communications Minister Paul Fletcher has ruled out selling the National Broadband Network to Telstra. bit.ly/2Jod0gM

@KateLimon9 Work kitchens are such a hotbed for anonymous personal attacks! 😂

Love this. I’m ALL about the passive aggressive work kitchen notes.

@EmilySteinhardt @maya_fellows Where is that from!

Happy International Burger Day! Shout out to @maya_fellows for bringing this beast back to the office for me 😍🍔🤤