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@damian_r24 Barely flinched. Didn’t stop filming. Kept it in frame. Perfect.

@CIA Ok, but it may be time to look into a tailor for all those guys with blurry heads.

Havana, Cuba

@AP Are you even real people anymore

A musket from 1776 can fire a lead ball at a velocity of around 1,000 feet per second. Imagine what that can do to a human body. Yet under federal and most state laws, it’s exempt from gun regulations. Many antique or replica guns aren’t considered firearms and even convicted felons can own them.

Something about LA just doesn't add up. Cost to do curb ramps per corner: Beverly Hills - $10,000 Caltrans - $15,000 City of LA - $50,000+ Why does basic infrastructure cost so much more in LA compared to surrounding cities or even our state transportation agency!?

Dear Senator Sanders, Oh, this is RICH. This is so perfectly, exquisitely, weapons-grade rich that I had to put down my anatomy exams and just... appreciate it for a moment. The man who got thrown out of a SOCIALIST HIPPIE COMMUNE in Vermont in 1971 — after THREE DAYS — for refusing to do any actual work while everyone else planted, harvested, and hauled water, is out here telling me the OLIGARCHS want to control everything. Three. Days. The communists gave you a longer trial period than most employers give to someone who steals from the register. Here is what Jim Quinn's Law Number Two says, and I want every single person reading this to tattoo it somewhere useful: "If you want to know what liberals are up to, pay attention to what they accuse conservatives of doing." Senator, you OWN THREE HOMES. A Burlington residence. A D.C. townhouse. A $575,000 vacation lake house in North Hero, Vermont — purchased in 2016, the same year you were touring the country telling college students the system is rigged. Your net worth sits somewhere between $2.5 and $3 million. You have pocketed over $2.5 MILLION in book royalties since 2011. That elevator is clearly not stuck between floors for you, is it. And then — THEN — during your "Fighting Oligarchy Tour" with AOC, you spent over $550,000 in CAMPAIGN FUNDS on PRIVATE JET TRAVEL. Half a million dollars on luxury jets to lecture working Americans about the dangers of wealth. When Fox News caught you boarding a Bombardier Challenger 604 — a jet that runs up to $15,000 PER HOUR — you did not apologize. You did not even blink. You looked directly into the camera and said, and I am quoting this verbatim because it is the most accidentally honest thing you have ever said: "You think I'm gonna be sitting on a waiting line at United?" Senator. THAT IS OLIGARCHIC THINKING. That is TEXTBOOK "the rules apply to you people, not to me." That is the elevator music of every single billionaire you have spent 35 years pretending to oppose. In a battle of wits with your own stated beliefs, you showed up completely unarmed. Thirty-five years in Congress. You know what your personal legislative output looks like? Eight bills passed. EIGHT. In three and a half DECADES. That works out to 0.23 bills per year. I have produced more graded anatomy exams in a single semester. Your two greatest solo legislative achievements — the ones with your name on top, the thing YOU actually DID — are the naming of a post office in Danville, Vermont, and the naming of a post office in Fair Haven, Vermont. You named. Two. Post offices. You are as useful as a screen door on a submarine when it comes to actually passing legislation, but you want me to believe you are the vanguard of the working class. That sounds like a YOU problem. Quinn's Law #25: "Liberals are great at giving away other people's money." You have been living PROOF of that law for 35 years. You give away everyone else's money — from a vacation home on a lake — while spending half a million on jets because you are far too important to wait in line with the taxpayers funding your lifestyle. You want to talk about oligarchs controlling the media? You have been IN the media for four decades. You just finished a $75 million documentary. You have a book deal. You have a podcast. You HAVE the megaphone and you are using it to tell people that other people have the megaphone. The gene pool really needed a lifeguard for THAT particular reasoning. I am a high school science teacher in Northeast Ohio. I support a family of six on a teacher's salary. I am not particularly impressed by a man with three houses, $550,000 in jet receipts, and 0.23 bills per year telling me he stands with the working class. More famous than wise, Senator. More famous than wise. The hippie commune knew it in 72 hours. How long is it going to take everyone else? IF you agree: LIKE this post so the algorithm shows it to people who need to read it. SHARE this. COMMENT below — do YOU think a man with three homes and a half-million dollar private jet habit speaks for working Americans? Tell me. And if you want MORE of this — the data, the history, the science, the stories — JOIN Bski's Classroom community on X or YouTube. But what do I know — I am only a science teacher who can actually do math, a retired Army combat medic who knows what genuine sacrifice looks like, and apparently one of the few people left who finds it suspicious that the most vocal enemy of oligarchy just cannot bring himself to wait in line at the airport with the rest of us. @JoJoFromJerz @GuntherEagleman @catturd2 #MAGA #Veterans #Trump

I love that Trump has revolutionary war soldiers for the king. 😆

What’s even the point of search @Grubhub

JUST IN: New analysis reveals Brits thought the UK ranked 7th against US states in income per person — it actually ranked 51st.

Hey @zillow, I know you’re never going to allow public comments on listings because, let’s be honest, they’d be excoriating. But, how about a thumbs up/thumbs down feature? You could receive the data privately to start and if you liked it, you publish the split. It’s free data.

@MrPitbull07 I’m out of breath just looking at it and running to the comments.

I just arrived at my Airbnb and took a moment to look around and look what I noticed. I think it would have been helpful if they mentioned this to me over the phone. I was literally with the manager just a few minutes ago. Her phone is busy right now, but I sent her this photo. I saw that she saw it, but she totally ignored it. I've already paid hoping this will be resolved.

This is the second time @Ziosk has added a game pass to my bill @Chilis without anyone ever even touching the tablet. It showed up on the paper bill also. And no, the children didn’t touch the Ziosk tablet either. Anyone else seeing this also?

Joke of the day: the head of the U.S. Cybersecurity Agency leaked internal documents into ChatGPT — now they’re accessible to everyone According to Politico, acting head of the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) Madhu Gottumukkala uploaded internal files into the public version of ChatGPT “for work purposes.” The documents were not classified, but were marked “For Official Use Only.” As a result, CISA contracts, cybersecurity materials, and other sensitive documents were exposed. The irony: Gottumukkala had previously failed a polygraph test — one he personally pushed to introduce. In the end, rank-and-file employees were suspended, not him.

This snow better not up and leave us like a jilted lover in the middle of the night. I’m currently snow bored. When’s it coming?

@ianmiles What’s happening here? A high school musical rehearsal?

This seems like a lot of work just to fire a single round.

@LAFDtalk Very cool. In which neighborhoods are these units deployed and available?

Since 2017, LAFD has worked alongside UCLA Health’s Mobile Stroke Units to bring advanced stroke care directly to patients in Los Angeles. These ambulances, equipped with on-board imaging and specialists, allow stroke patients to be evaluated, diagnosed, and treated before arriving at the hospital. Remember F.A.S.T. and recognize a stroke when minutes count: • Face drooping • Arm weakness • Speech difficulty • Time to call 911 immediately Learn more about UCLA’s Mobile Stroke Units at bit.ly/UCLAstroke #LAFD #UCLA #stroke #befast #mobilestrokeunit

How was everyone’s Circling Back Day?

For kids who can’t read good

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

@ohhanxiety Affordable housing.

name ONE thing

@neiltyson Yes, let’s argue about magic flying caribou.

In case you didn't know... Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in late Autumn. All Santa’s reindeer are therefore female, which means Rudolph is persistently misgendered.

And I’m gonna KEEP ringing this bell until you bring back some coins. #salvationarmy