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@ShadowofEzra Remember that episode from The I.T. Guys when they told Jen the internet was in that black box? Same vibes here.

Elon Musk’s “baby mama” Ashley St. Clair is accusing Elon Musk of rigging the 2024 election using lasers, satellites, and space technology. She says she has a dead man’s switch if anything happens to her. “In October, Elon told me he was ready to release his ‘anomaly in the matrix.’” “He said he has 10K lasers in space,” referring to his satellites. “This is not a piece they’ll see on the chess board.”

@ramonagusta @ByDonkeys I'm assuming up each other's arses.

Does anyone know where they have vanished to? 🤔 #LabourWipeout @ByDonkeys

@David90shaw And why should we be remotely interested in changing Labour? They have already proved themselves over decades to be anti-working class. We don't come first! We've a fucking cash machine to them.

🚨 Andy Burnham just announced that a vote for him is "a vote to change Labour." Change what exactly, Andy? You have been a career politician at the heart of this exact same broken party for 25 years. You were literally in Gordon Brown's cabinet! Swapping Keir Starmer for Andy Burnham is just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. You are not an outsider bringing fresh change. You are the exact same failing establishment in a different suit. What an absolute joke. 🤡📉

@kellro36 Quite a lot in Scrabble. Starmer is a 9 and Burnham is a 16. They're both cunts though. Right @TroyHawke ?

What’s the difference between Burnham and Starmer?

@harukaawake Save yourself time and money. Instant deportation. Paid for by the criminal.

🇯🇵 If a foreigner shoplifts in Japan, what should be the punishment?

@NickBuckleyMBE And he has done nothing to tackle Islamism in the city. 22 people were murdered in the Manchester Arena & his responce was 'Don't look back in anger' & the equally vacuous 'We're Stronger Together' We know where the radical mosques are & he's too frightened to do anything.

Andy has spent a decade taking the credit for all good news in Greater Manchester, and blaming others for the bad news. He has achieved nothing. NOTHING. He promised to eradicate rough sleeping in 3 years - huge fail. He gave us yellow buses and cheaper tickets - tickets subsidised by central government for 3 years, then what? Council tax has increased to contribute to this scheme. Plus, now the buses are political, we are seeing lots of strikes. He has ignored the grooming gangs and created a cover up report. The police went into special measures under his watch for ignoring 130k crimes. But his PR team are top notch and that’s what really matters when you are dealing with a nation of fools.

@Russell61595121 @WorldByWolf @DavidSocialX Not once has a single person from Restore said they want to make the country 100% white. Cunt.

@WorldByWolf @DavidSocialX What I find hilarious about restore supporters is they think their party is going to make Britain 100% white through mass enforced deportations . When in fact their deportation policy removes less people than reforms one

Restore are going to have a pretty hard time explaining why people shouldn’t vote for Reforms candidate in Markerfield. A former soldier, NHS worker, plumber, and serving councillor. As Reform continue to get their act together the case for Restore evaporates faster and faster.

@WorldByWolf The problem with Reform is the leader. We don't trust him to do what is needed to be done. It is that simple.

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Oh, well if the fucking King in the North says that now, well of course us dumb fucking northern monkeys are going to believe that aren't we OUR KID. Burnham is about as authentic as a London souvenir tea-towel.

🚨BREAKING: Andy Burnham has just said he does NOT want to rejoin the European Union 🇬🇧 Speaking minuets ago, Burnham said: “Brexit has been damaging, but the last thing we need right now is to re-run those arguments.” He is only saying this because 65% of Makerfield voted for Brexit!

@Tcaffair @SimonDanczuk For drug dealers & illegal migrants sure. But have you walked round the city centre? Other than rebrand the buses, he's done eff all.

@SimonDanczuk Manchester is doing very well actually!

They don't call Burnham Mr Flip Flop for nothing. Imagine having a PM this indecisive? And this is a primary reason he was rejected twice before to lead the Labour Party. Burnham is just not very good. Manchester Mayor, perhaps. British Prime Minister, certainly not.

@SimonDanczuk The ONLY thing people need to know about Andy Burnham is. He only serves himself. He will destroy lives, put women & children in danger if he thinks it will help him. He has done NOTHING to tackle the scourge of Islamism in Manchester. Except to tell us not to look back in anger.

@YvetteCooperMP And yet you still won't declare the IRGC as a terrorist organisation. YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS!!!

We strongly condemn the attack on the Barakah nuclear facility in the UAE. This reckless attack risks wider regional instability. The UK stands in solidarity with the UAE in support of its defence and a return to stability in the region.

@BBCPolitics I bet there's millions in Britain that would fight him.

"I do want to fight the next election... I'm not going to walk away," PM Keir Starmer says Follow latest updates: bbc.in/4dwtz79

@hk_brick @matthewdmarsden Or... perfectly cooked (just golden) dry cured wiltshire streaky. Can't beat it.

@matthewdmarsden What a ridiculous statement - rock hard pieces of over done streaky bacon - it’s always shite - proper British back bacon - cooked perfectly - is infinitely better. Stick to your pancakes and lucky charms, you know nothing.

American bacon is better than British bacon. No contest.

@datruthhuts @matthewdmarsden I think it refers to US Bacon is always just one cut, what we call Streaky Bacon. They don't have other cuts, whereas we have Streaky, Back and Middle. I think Matt is saying Streaky Bacon is better than Back. But it's an over simplification.

@matthewdmarsden What the f*ck is American bacon and what the f*ck is British bacon? You do know we get both cuts here also and they came off the same animal 🤣😂 Ps ours ain't laced with hormones antibiotics so actually ours is still better 😂🤣

@matthewdmarsden Bit of a gross oversimplification there Matt. I assume you mean what we call Streaky Bacon instead of Back Bacon? Fine. Higher fat content, more flavour. BUT you cannot beat a traditional dry cured Wiltshire Bacon. You just can't. US mass produced, injected with chemicals. Joke.

@RestoreBritain_ Future minister for housing. He'd get affordable housing built or he'd die trying.

Makerfield is backing Restore Britain. Here is why...

@MatthewTorbitt Can Andy come clean about his intention with the EU? He doesn't want to say he supports going back in because Makerfield was a leave area. We've had enough of politicians and their deceit. Be honest for once!

Making Labour Normal Again

@JonStewartIL @JamesLimmer "I didn’t mean to be purposely vague" - So instead of just saying CERN you cryptically post co-ordinates. Pull the other one wanker.

@JamesLimmer Yes sorry I didn’t mean to be purposely vague

There truly is, so little time left……you don’t know what I have been told. 46.2330° N, 6.0556° E #cern #ufosx #uapx #entities

@faisalalsaqri98 @ameerashidq @Leni16897 Yes that's enough. Quite enough.

@PhillWatson6 @ameerashidq @Leni16897 هل يكفي هذا ؟

The Atlantic ocean an Pacific ocean do not mix