Phil in Dallas

@JasonGregor Damn Dallas must suck

Here are the fastest teams ranked in terms of 20-22 mph bursts. I also included 22+ mph bursts in the 2nd column. Boston is slowest in East while Calgary is the slowest in the NHL by significant margin.

@JWier60370 @John_Zannis It’s simple, just review the play, determine if it was a flop, then show the replay with the decision on the Jumbotron. And use the words “flop” or “real” with the review. Like the “in” or “out” thing in tennis. Embarrass the players and it’ll get better.

@John_Zannis Honestly this is the kind of shit that is killing baskeball's ratings right now. People have no tolerance for constant clock stoppages and flopping that grinds momentum down.

This is what people mean when say “unethical” hoops. This is simply not Basketball. Try to stick your arm underneath someone else’s to make it look like you got hooked. No real effort to try and get by them. Call it crafty if you want, I say it’s lazy.

@MarioNawfal I bet clavicular isn’t finding this humerus.

🇺🇸 Streamer Clavicular has allegedly been arrested in Florida. Why? We don’t know yet. Details are still coming in, but it’s either related to a previous warrant or to shooting an alligator. Meanwhile, the internet: rushing to fill in the blanks.

@MeatEaterTV Is the bra helping

You can ice bath at sunrise, talk about mental toughness, and swear you’re built different… but none of that matters when 400 pounds of blue water chaos decides you’re just another soft-handed liability. Credit: Leigh Mitchell

@GOLF_com Bro it’s spelled Æcstyrycsck…google it one time.

The best two juniors golfers are teaming up. 🤝 Asterisk Talley will have Miles Russell on the bag at next week’s Augusta National Women’s Amateur. 🌺 The two are fresh off winning the Junior Invitational at Sage Valley and went undefeated together in mixed matches at the 2025 Junior Ryder Cup. 🏆

@NarniaNitro @Rickie_Tracker Which is why silence on the tee shouldn’t be a thing. Or allow ear buds.

@Rickie_Tracker Kind of funny how golfers can tee off to raucous and screaming fans at the 16th of the WM Phoenix Open but a simple brake release sound can potentially rattle them.

For those wondering what happened at the last: Worker behind Rickie unlocked his parking brake on his cart during Rickie’s swing. 😂

@KoreaPistonsFan @audiopanacea What camera work!

@audiopanacea What a goal, and what a celebration

As a new fan of the sport of hockey, it's amazing. Never have I even seen this kind of intensity and physicality in a sport outside of MMA and boxing man. I LOVE IT

@SportsSturm Such high quality material

Hey, you wanted them to talk baseball. Well, this is what you get. IS AARON JUDGE THE LEBRON OF THE YANKEES????

@SportsSturm They should bring him back just for fun

Angel Hernandez - the forefather of ABS. Without him, none of this is possible. We thank thee, Angel. Enjoy retirement.

@Tex2WestSeattle @junior_miller That’s better

Thanks to the Bush Center for asking me to moderate an evening with Ellen and Clayton Kershaw. Details coming up at 7:50 on the Ticket. I was incredibly nervous, for many reasons, not the least of which we had President and Mrs. Bush on the front row watching!

@realsrhjon @BaseballQuotes1 I’d like to buy a comma, Pat.

lol people in the thread think this the first time they do interviews mid game like the past seasons haven’t had players mic up are you new to baseball or must’ve never seen a game this isn’t new does it bug me yes but it’s not new and they’ve always done this no matter the network when it’s a showcase game of the night/day

Showing a mid-game interview instead of the first ever ABS challenge in Major League history shoutout Netflix, worst in the game

Corniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

@junior_miller MLB needs to bring back Angel Hernandez this season just for fun

@thwacknicklaus I know they were ugly, but ping eye 2’s were that good.

The greatest single iron ever created: The Mizuno MP33 4 iron. Come at me bro. If you’d like to present a counterargument, please include photos. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham if pop tart filling is as hot as lava, McDonald’s apple pie filling is like the surface of the sun. If it happens to ooze down your chin it’s instant 2nd degree burn.

@MWPutters Effing Sparky makes you go back to the tee when you lose a ball.

I’ll take 18 holes with good dudes on a goat ranch over 18 Holes with a few pencil neck dork logo chasers on a Top 100, 7 days a week. Seriously. I’ve done both, I have the empirical evidence. Give me Bo, Bubba & Jethro. You can have Connor, Biff & Sparky.

@gordonkeith @junior_miller speaking of band names, I heard someone refer to the end of the Olympic hockey game as an “emotional dump”

@DouglessSi84599 @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 Yes. Anyone can learn.

@PhillinDallas @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 Tons? Not everyone can skate

Hockey’s become so much a rich man’s game that who knows how many natural talented kids get left behind because they can’t afford to play.

@GentleDoofus This is how I found out this guy’s name was Gene Shalit.

This is how I found out Gene Shalit is both alive and 100

@alphafox I mean technically it’s a successful ride…

I have officially crossed of bull riding from my bucket list: 😳