Johnny Fireball

@ShamashAran It's called Fantasyland.

For those of you with room temperature IQ's asking me if "I want to live in a white ethnostate" let me explain it in detail. Do you see how the white respondents have a very narrow difference in mean ratings? I want to live in a country where hispanics, blacks and asians have the same narrow differences.

@jondelarroz I was dating a Prom Queen/Cheerleader type when this came out and I enjoyed the way it opened her horizons to more scifi and fantasy. By the time we broke up, she was marathon watching LOTR. The Kelvin timeline served its purpose of bringing the masses to enjoying Star Trek.

Now that we have a full on destruction of Star Trek on every level, what do we think of the 2009 Kelvin Timeline?

@Oilfield_Rando NBA edition:

HIV medicine commercials always be like: 1. tallest, scariest mystery-race tr*anny you’ve ever seen 2. flaming gay interracial male couple, cuddling 3. normal looking black heterosexual woman, who is single

@Oilfield_Rando There was once this dude named el Cid and another named Vlad Tepes.

Large swaths of our country have now been conquered by foreign hordes. You can’t vote it away because the invaders have been given voting rights. I’m seriously asking, how could this be reversed within the bounds of our current system?

Explain to me how it’s possible to reverse this damage without abandoning our current system of government.

@Gavin_McInnes This dumb motherfucker over here like he is Clark fucking Gable, this ain't the 1930's Boomer. Those bitches aren't flappers. Send every 403 to Riker's Island.

Ever watch a black and white movie? We get slapped. They also throw a drink in our face. It’s part of the ritual. We fuck them later.

@jeff_on_sports Don't sleep on Milk Chamberlain.

this is the greatest 12 point 5 assist reel i’ve ever seen. none of that handoff type assists, just straight dimes

@9mmsmg 50,000 years ago, before Atlantis rose and fell, your ancestor sat beside a low fire. His ears perked for the sounds of predators stalking his tribe. His back to the fire to protect his night vision, he quietly fed another small twig into the fire pit. Dawn would be here soon.

A while back I got in an argument with some churn your own butter larping tradwife who was probably a 43 year old man from Bangladesh on here. I had mentioned I liked to sleep in because regardless of how early I go to bed, if I wake up at five or six, I'm exhausted. She said "no man wakes up at 10 am" like I'm supposed to be plowing a field on foot in the morning. It got me curious, am I really not a night person? Had I been lying to myself this whole time? For months now I've intentionally switched my schedule and I've been waking up between 6:30 and 7:30 every day. I'm actually getting about an hours more sleep each night as well. Do you know what I've noticed? I'm more tired than usual every morning than if I got less sleep and woke up at 10. I require more caffeine to be functional, whereas if I sleep later, I wake up ready to go. I find myself entirely unapproachable and disinterested in communicating with my family for the first hour if they're even awake outside of grunts. I don't want to talk, I don't want to plan the days activities. I want to go take a shower, come out and sit in silence while my brain wakes up. I'm cranky and sleepy on more sleep and I require more caffeine to be functional. I'm not productive at all. This of course wears off and I start functioning normally... at the time I used to wake up at. Screw that tradwife.

@miles_commodore This era of basketball allows colleges to pay their players upfront as opposed to under the table. This has diluted the talent pool so that programs like UNC (who have secretly paid their players for decades) will probably never dominate again.

The Tar Heels are imploding.

@arhooptalk @CaverNolema He would post up anybody today and drop hook shots all night with either hand.

@CaverNolema And I’m guessing Kevin Willis has a far superior post game to so many of the bigs in the game today

So many of this generation have so little knowledge of basketball history

@greg16676935420 @DeAndreHopkins

@DeAndreHopkins Hey Deandre! What was your favorite memory of playing with Dee?

I'm down to take some questions on this app, Wusup x world?

@HenryBack2Play @disparutoo Yeah but it's the kind of drama that shows a woman to be the bad guy and you would just love that because you are a bigot! You should be ashamed of yourself!

@Philrightagain @disparutoo See? Drama!

Imagine going to space, getting a tv series made about your life. Only to be played by Kristen Stewart. Bordering on Libel.

@White_Pr1me Dat's Frodo muhfuggin' Baggins!

20,000 racists follow me. Thank you frens 🤍

@HenryBack2Play @disparutoo Even worse, she was going to kill a fellow astronaut's wife with whom she had been sleeping with.

@disparutoo Amazon should’ve done the story about the lady astronaut who wore a diaper and drove across the country with plans to commit murder bc her boyfriend / husband was cheating on her. Now that’s made for TV drama.

@JessicaLBurbank We are, ya dumb bitch. Put that quote on your fucking show.

why is the right wing not celebrating the victory of free speech leader and musical artist Afroman

@TRHLofficial Or... you picked the absolutely wrong side of the Iran issue and MAGA is happy that Trump beat the dogshit out of Iran in like 2 days. Go post some more AI videos about the US losing, ya dumb bitch.

Kim Jung Un is gonna nuke the shit out of us when he finds out we stole North Korea’s propaganda model.

@maryarchived Dinkley is a famous Indian name.

i’m really confused, velma is canonically indian

@TheTopGEight GhostofAfricaThoughtsmaxxing.

I think I went tanning too long guys.

@CassandraRules Since we are listing fantasy politicians, I have to go with the OG. Mayor McCheese.

President Tucker Vice President Kent Press Secretary Ana Kasparian Attorney General Matt Gaetz

@paleonormie No. The spread of DoorDash is what is killing pizza places. In some towns, the only play that delivered was Domino's. Now, you can get food from anywhere with an app on your phone.

Advances in frozen pizza technology have rendered these places obsolete