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That loser @bryceharper3 wishes he was as good as Edmundo Sosa.

@CryptoMorey hopefully he takes harper and turner with him

Rob Thomson won’t be here by June.

@Ike58Reese blind squirrel finds a nut

But I was told……#MV3💪🏻

@JackFritzWIP you are mentally ill.

That homer from Bryce is more important than a win today.

@Jimmyking35 doesnt excuse being 3/60 his last 13 games or whatever he is. dudes washed.

Bryce Harper hits his first home run of the 2026 season and he absolutely smashes it, 425ft He really needed that #RingTheBell

bout time @bryceharper3 ya fuckin loser

@JClarkNBCS anyone responding to this tweet talking about anyone but harper are fucking losers.

Bryce Harper is just 2-23 to start the season. He is batting 091. 

@Naim__Ali i mean technically the viltrumites are his family, right? lol

@Philthhy I like that he’s trying to repent. He was a cold mf to his entire family

This last episode of Invincible 🫢😖

@Naim__Ali @jacksonmcgahee LMAO

Just found out my girl is pregnant 😌

@Naim__Ali Sure did. Seems to be turning around. That cliffhanger is a tough one. Gonna be a long week. First half of the episode was a snoozer tho. Not sure how i feel about omniman all of a sudden trying to be human.

@Philthhy Did you see the episode that came out today??? Bruh!!!

@daltoosh there was a spot near me that ran for a little bit, it was like ice cream parlor meets cereal bar. it was cool but didnt last.

I wish there was an elevated cereal experience. Like you could go to a breakfast spot and get a god tier bowl you wouldn’t have at home. Good morning guys

@BostonStrong_34 dont fret redsox fans.... he will follow this up with 8 shutout innings and 11 strikeouts. just how he does it.

Ranger Suarez’s Red Sox debut: 4.1 IP, 7 H, 4 ER, 1 BB, 3 K 2 HR

@jelynchjr The only thing worse than bryce harper’s bullshit are the people who make excuses for him

@Philthhy lot of cool words in your tweet

if you booed Bryce this weekend you're a crumb bum

@GrantHorvatGolf on second thought @GrantHorvatGolf .. maybe you should send me a set of takomo irons. (left handed, game improvements) once i have those bad boys , i can make a more educated decision.

@GrantHorvatGolf its a 9i or a pw

Wesley Bryan and I got into a heated argument about what the majority of people’s favorite club is. I will stand firm and say it’s a 7 iron. There’s something about that club that’s very different than an 8 and 6. Wesley said a driver or 60 degree is the majority favorite. Who’s right here?

@DelisiJeff @SpikeEskin i can ignore anything i want. bohms playing poorly, but not as bad as all the guys making more money than him. harper should be pushed off the top of the comcast building for what he's doing at the plate. tobias harris level of thievery.

@Philthhy @SpikeEskin You can't ignore it. It's been 7 years. There's a guy in St. Louis leading off, hitting homers and walkoffs that they drafted 7th in 2024. If Bohm lived up to 3rd pick expectations, they'd have extended him by now and he'd be making bigger money. He shouldn't get a pass.

Turner, Harper, Schwarber after four games: .120 Batting Average .385 OPS (two XBH) 2 RBIs 17 strikeouts

@DelisiJeff @SpikeEskin nah, beat it with this. you cant hold bohm at the same standard as the guys making 72+ million dollars combined.

@SpikeEskin Don't leave out Bohm just because he doesn't make $20+ million. He was the 3rd pick in the draft, and should be producing at a high level.

@SpikeEskin but wait, @bryceharper3 hit a homerun in the WBC.. i thought we were having a parade?