Phischer Stanley

@alifarhat79 me when someone genuinely walks by with the ugliest dog i ever seen and they look me in the eyes

Me asking for a raise while the CEO is already planning to replace me with AI

@Otter_Pirate @PaulTassi

@PaulTassi Nah, this dude rocks

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@qHugzz Spoken like someone who hasn’t played long enough to learn the end goal

I don’t hate marathon, I just don’t know what I’m playing for. I don’t know what the point is if every vault item and faction rep gets reset every month, what is the end goal in this game? I feel like there is just no purpose, maybe that’s the extraction shooter genre. idk

@IceManIsaac The gameplay has to be satire right?

Marathon Reviewer vs Their Gameplay 💀

@GlacialMoni He got to pick one piece of furniture. Well used.

aw what a cute video- IS THAT FAKER?

@PaulTassi Great weather this weekend. I'll play again when I go back inside.

Yeah. Marathon peaked at 75,342 concurrent players today, a 47.5% drop from day one It could stabilize or increase a bit from here in the next two days, but this is not a good bounce rate, and definitely not what you want to see ahead of the $40 launch asking price

@MattchewCorpuz I heard baristas like foolish boys.

I made a fool of myself in front of the cute barista GOD DAMNIT

I saw a lot of complaints about vendetta but someone always just picks cassidy in my games and immediately counters her. has to be like 10% pick rate max

@piplupwtf My team after getting the first point and being surprise by a 5 stack at the top of the castle

you never realize how many people love being held at first point choke all game until u read replies to post like these because anytime you get eichenwalde because your team swears it’s good they shit themselves instantly at choke #1

@Coach_Spilo I’ve heard enough. Bring back her full team rez with 0 cooldown

Global heal debuff vs hero with no offensive output and utility that swings from borderline useless to oppressive. Impossible hero to balance.

@AltSilence Test written by a silver player

TEST FOR SUPPORTS: your sojourn has oc(ultimate that makes her turbothanos) and is moving into position. DO YOU: A) move into position to pocket your sojourn who has overclock which is an ultimate that lets her one shot anyone B) sit low ground main pocketing full hp tank

@SneakyBeaver Leave it to the advertising masters.

I'm no advertisement master but I'm pretty sure closing down a seemingly beloved studio and pissing your fans off and then trying to promote Marathon a few hours later is quite possibly the dumbest thing you could have done.

@manyailments @bruegyOW This can’t be intended

@bruegyOW i <3 healing the enemy tank

this initiator perk is actually so busted its not even funny

time to cleanse the x feed. any posts showing up with a negative take and failing to offer some insight/learning/productive take will be getting blocked

@Pirat_Nation finally time to block @Pirat_Nation - mindless takes on everything for the past year

New marathon gameplay, looks terrible

@PocketMercyx Never had an never will play mercy. Outside of Zenyatta discord orb which comes at the cost of no mobility. Is mercy the only hero that can 100% uptime damage boost?

@OWAnonymous_ ive not see JPC in my games since day 1. emre dmg is not even half of ashe or s76

Jetpack can and Emre lowkey need huge nerfs but no one is ready for that

@the_amazingama dont get ragebaitted yall

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is a lovely show and a breath of fresh air but PLEASE don’t insult HotD. The latter is miles better

@Ismalakoi and get this, the rest of the community is complaining that tanks are overtuned

Fui testar OW depois de 400h jogando Rivals, e meu Deus O dano dos personagens é equiparável ao Rivals, mas a cura é tipo 1\10 KKKKKKKKKKKK Se eu dropo o shield do Heinhardt pra dar UM MELEE eu MORRO, que PORRA É ESSA KKKKKKLKKKK

@beedrillfan62 @bageloverwatch As a support player. I cannot agree with this. I lose so many games because my DPS will have 3 kills to the enemy’s 20. My games are only decided by DPS diff. How many times your DPS locks only widow and its GG at 1 minute?

@bageloverwatch it’s like the least impactful role out of the three and you rely on the other two to get anything done so in soloq environment they end up doing a lot of nothingburger and get tilted

genuinely why are dps players so mean